amanonthecorner
A Man on the corner
I post edits I make. One of these days I might even make something good.
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m8, how am I supposed to have a "discussion" with you when you're entirely unfamiliar with the basics of the subject?
Like, I'm genuinely sorry you haven't felt the need to crack open a book since high school but if I have to explain to you that socialism is not communism, or evolution is not abiogenesis, or the Bible had several authors that weren't writing in English, we're not likely to have a productive conversation
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
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"It's me, ya waifu, Tonkatsu Sinclair"
So yknow how I was doing research on the Vtuber community for the sake of learning and junk? Yeah well, small oversight- I forgot that this community is full of pretty women. Pretty fictional women that I, a weak lesbian, could easily get attached to. Um. Yeah this was a slippery slope and in retrospect I should’ve seen this coming. Someone slap me on the wrist please.
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Im bored send Amber Skies questions
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Counterpoint:
The humble bumble doesn't need kaiju representation because they're amazing enough already
Taxonomy Tournament: Insects
Lepidoptera. This order is made up of butterflies and moths. It is the second largest order (behind beetles) making up 10% of all described species of living things. They have large triangular wings and a proboscis for siphoning nectar.
Hymenoptera. This order is made up of wasps, ants, and bees. Their mouthparts are adapted for chewing, or in many species have become a proboscis for sucking nectar.
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Into piracy
Has arms
Capable of swallowing massive amounts of meat in one sitting
yeah im basically luffy
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Reblog for Major Plant Drama, of which there isn't enough
Please look at the native range of this truly rare tree called Florida Torreya...how did you even make it
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I have no idea what's a normal amount to know about anything anymore. How many scooby doo continuities can the average person discuss?
#neurodivergent#or something#scooby doo#mystery incorporated#was far better than it haf any right to be
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You are a veterinary student and you have recently taken in a weird old man claiming to be a scientist from another world studying animals he calls “pokémon”. You don’t know much about pokémon, but this supposed “professor” clearly does not know how to treat animals properly.
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Yeah, feels good doesn't it old man. Shame if you'd been missing out all this time
The Midas Touch, except I make people orgasm and I'm in line to shake hands with the Pope
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The Midas Touch, except I make people orgasm and I'm in line to shake hands with the Pope
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Taxonomy Tournament: Mammals
Chiroptera. This order is made up of bats, the only mammals capable of self-powered flight. It is the second-most speciose order of mammals, with over 1400 species.
Rodents. This order is characterised by having a single pair of continuously-growing incisors. 40% of mammal species are rodents. Examples include rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, squirrels, and chipmunks.
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The opposite of FromSoft is ToHard and they are Too Hard
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I hate astrology because it's dumb and not real but adherents point out that's the most libra position to take
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