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Annette: Guess what I’m about to get.
Arturo: On my nerves.
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Day: *sneezes*
Everyone: don’t die
Day: I’ll die all I want don’t tell me what to do
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Jack:[kisses Gabe’s neck]
Gabe: what is this?
Jack: affection
Gabe: disgusting
Jack:
Gabe: do it again
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Anatole: I touch myself whenever I think about you.
Gabriel: Really?
Anatole: More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
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Charlotte: Here you are: one tasty, healthy drink!
Arturo: Do me a favor, will you? Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middleman.
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Annette: Us short people have to stick together
Charlotte: How about we stack together? If enough of us unite we can make the ultimate tall person
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Anais: Can I admit something dark to you?
Jack: When you eat sushi, sometimes you imagine the fish screaming?
Anais: …
Jack: No?
Anais: No.
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Sebastien: Who are you?
Malachi: Sad.
Sebastien: I asked who are you, not how are you.
Malachi: I still stand by what I said.
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Anais: Listen, kid–
Elliott: Please, call me Elliott.
Anais: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.
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Bhari: Where’s Annette?
Charlotte: She’s small. She’s probably under something.
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Wednesday: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, what would be your state?
Elsie: Sober
Isla: Little bit tipsy?
Grace: Drunk
Vivienne: Wasted
Charlotte: Dead
#charlotte#elsie#isla#vivienne#wednesday#grace#source: unknown#( let's queue it let's fall in love )
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Anais: Don’t make me fire you.
Gabriel: You can’t fire me. You’re acting manager. Not office manager. So you have no firing powers.
Anais: Don’t make me pre-fire you.
Gabriel: You wouldn’t dare.
Anais: Watch this. You’re pre-fired.
Anais: And when I get promoted, you’ll be full fired.
Gabriel: (quietly) If you get promoted.
Gabriel: And you if haven’t fallen in love with me by then.
Anais: What?
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Jack: What’s your favorite type of music?
Anatole: Your moan.
Jack:
Anatole:
Jack:
Anatole: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jack: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Annette: I love you.
Bhari: I love you more!
Annette: Don’t start a fucking battle you cant win.
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Vivienne: What’ll make you feel better?
Gabriel: [shrugs]
Vivienne: Do you want a cookie?
Gabriel: [nods]
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Anatole: I need you to help me fix something.
Bhari: Of course, what?
Anatole: I need you to help me fix my dick from getting a boner.
Bhari: I-
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