Yea i drew jeverus/snames or whatever u call it, the brainrot was real strong

Smth smth james finds out sev can fly without a broom

Suki: What are you in zuko supposed to be exactly?

Sokka: Oh we're boyfriends pretty funny, right?

Suki: What?- no- you can't cosplay boyfriends- when did this even happen-

Sokka: dun kno he asked me like a month ago - but we gotta prepare right- what is there something on my face?

I can never keep friends but I can keep hostages

Wade: whose this spider pal anyway? I mean, what does he even do?? You know I pitched that to Spidey once, and he straight shot it down like a little boys dreams of becoming-

Spider-M: You know he told me not to talk to you-

Wade: Oh, I know.... hey did I ever tell you, you are a great listener?

Spider-M: *shrugging his tied up hands* once or twice.

Deadpool landing:

Deadpool landing when fighting with Spider-man:

Flirting with a dictators son: setting up camp

Sokka: so come here often~

Zuko: Once... Azula and I were sent here with a task to burn down the forest and anything within outside wake. These trees used to he lush with life and green. But I wanted to succeed to prove I was worthy.-

Sokka: *slowly realizing that this was probably the stupidest question to leave his mouth*

The things you account for when marrying a Malfoy

Draco: How are you so calm? What's wrong with you?!

Harry: Well, it was a matter of when not if...

Draco: *stressed*... What?

Harry: Before I purposed, we actually sat down to brainstorm what to do when this situation arises-

Draco: Salazar Harry, I didn't kill them!!

Ganke: So, your Spiderman?

Miles: *nervous breath* -yeah

Ganke: *disbelief* I'm dating Spiderman

Miles: yeah- wait, we're dating!?!

Stiles: do you know Danny doesn't like me-

Scott: Stiles-

Stiles: Like every time I even make eye contact with him, he grimaces and looks away like- what the fuck

Scott: yo-

Stiles: like who gave him the right to judge me and for no re-

Scott: Stiles!...he saw you kissing Derek..

Stiles: *confused* which means?

Scott: Let me rephrase. He saw you kissing Miguel

Miles: *new haircut*

Hobie: Woyyoi feeling sexy and tings!

Miles: *fucking it up Kenneth*

Hobie: Talk to dem, talk to dem!

Zack and Mr. Moseby in that one episode

(guy who acts weird in real life already) no one can know i act weird on the internet

Stiles: *watching Derek take his shirt off*

Scott: dude!-what are you doing?

Stiles: *distracted* I had a very vivid dream last night, and I'm just looking for scratches.

Lydia: *chiming in* Yeah, cause we all know there's no point in checking yourself.

Stiles: *snapping his head towards her in offense*

Au, where Stiles accidently snatches the wrong jersey, and after an awkward convo with Derek, he still didn't get it.

Stiles: Is he still staring?

Scott: uh...yeah

Stiles: *nervous* shit how long!?

Scott: Well, how long has Jersey 7 been your number?

Ya'll better have ganke show out for this istg

he came. he slayed in this little see-through black number. and then he walked out of his own premiere with the rest of the cast in support of the strike... cunty af

Just sos you knows, AO3 is down under a DDOS attack right now. They’ve been coming back in little blips and then disappearing again. It’s been several hours. (For reference, it’s currently 3 p.m. eastern, July 10, 2023.)

https://twitter.com/AO3_Status/status/1678468065070030856

The culprit (as with a few other DDOS attacks recently) is Anonymous Sudan, a group that is likely Russian, not Sudanese. The ‘reason’ they gave–that AO3 is “full of disgusting smuts and other LGBTQ+ and NSFW things,” is thin and probably not completely legit, though still legitimately concerning.

The AS claim: https://twitter.com/FalconFeedsio/status/1678397195039526912

Reporting on AS: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-28/anonymous-sudan-does-group-behind-microsoft-cyberattack-have-ties-to-russia (you can use archive.ph to get this one, 12ft doesn’t seem to work)

As noted here, https://twitter.com/honeyskeleton/status/1678449598703050769:

DDOS protection is expensive especially for a high traffic site like ao3. And it’s uniquely vulnerable as an independent site without ads or other corporate support. SPECIFICALLY targeted bc of its queer works and yet ppl will still complain every time they ask for donations lmao 

So, again, when AO3 comes back online, please don’t go hard with refreshing all your tabs. Please do remember to download fics you love early and often as  you continue in your whole ~reading journey~. And please do support AO3 through a dono or becoming a donating member, if it is possible for you to do so.

A bit behind, but Archive Of Our Own is officially back and operational!!

I would like to make it very clear that any kind of hate is not acceptable here. If you're a TERF, transphobic, homophobic, acephobic, racist, sexist, Islamophobic, antisemitic or hold any hatred or prejudice against people for their identity, do not interact with me. Go find status updates somewhere else, and certainly don't interact with me. As a Queer Jewish person I deal with enough hatred and stereotypes day to day and I will not put up with any of it here.

So I'm supposed to actually work today, then?