Very disappointed that Demi was on mic talking about Henry Cavill and Eiza González and I wasn’t there to ask her how hard she thirsted during the movie.

It’s only April and somehow Guy Ritchie’s managed to make one of the best movies of the year so far AND one of the best shows. We’re excited about that! And this movie has Henry Cavill AND Eiza González, so you know Demi was excited going in.

Guy Ritchie done done it again, y’all. Listen to the homies talk about it.

There were only TWO hosts available for today’s episode and you’ll never guess which ones. We’re on a covert mission (not really) to review Guy Ritchie’s latest movie, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare! Is it possible that Guy Ritchie has made one of the best movies AND TV shows of the year? How does he make so many movies so fast? Why do the ghosts of Henry Cavill’s career haunt this episode? And is there a Superman out there for Cassie? Come hang out with us as we sprint our way through this episode. You can also find us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Turns out spree killing might not be the healthiest way to deal with trauma. Who woulda thought?

Listen to our new episode to hear us explore questions like “What if John Wick was a little worse at fighting?” and “Are there healthier options for dealing with trauma than killing a bunch of people?”

After a couple of years of denial, Cassie has finally admitting to being kind of into horror movies. VINDICAAAAAATION!

Also, here’s Cassie and I talking about A Quiet Place Part II.

Our very own Cassie has recently come out as somewhat of a horror fan! SOMEWHAT. She’d want us to specify that. If you listen to our podcast, you know that Cassie has been trying (and failing) to beat the horror fan allegations for a couple of years now. And Dallas is elated to have her join the team. On that note, here’s Cassie’s 10 Minute Take on A Quiet Place Part II!

“Be gay, do crime” the movie.

Have you seen Love Lies Bleeding yet? Because we’re hearing this movie is pretty insane from start to finish! Do you like Kristen Stewart being gay as hell? Do you like body horror? Do you like mobsters and violence and crazy third acts?! Then this might be the movie for you. Check out Demi and Cassie’s thoughts in episode 278.

The newest episode of X-Men ‘97 made me SO SAD. So here’s a clip of us talking about an earlier episode. One that made me feel very different feelings.

We recorded this episode before X-Men ‘97 decided to DESTROY us this week! How are you feeling about the new animated show? Is it everything you hoped for the X-Men? Are you simping after the Goblin Queen, too? Would you fold like Scott? Do you think people who complain about the show being “woke” need to shut up? Let us know in the comments and check out episode 278 to hear our thoughts on the first three episodes of X-Men ‘97.

Kong got old uncle energy in this movie and I love it.

When there have been this many movies with Godzilla and Kong, you’ve gotta find ways to keep things fresh. So how do you do that? Turn Kong into an old uncle and have the monsters suplex each other!

Do you like monster fights?

Do you like violent lesbians?

Do you like cartoons trying to thirst trap you?

If you answered yes or no to any of that, check out our new episode!

We’re back! We’ve been gone for a month, but we’re back! Did you notice we were gone? Please say you noticed we were gone! Anyway, Godzilla and Kong are back at it again! If big monsters don’t do it for you, Cassie gives a 10 Minute Take on a movie with some smaller monsters! Meanwhile, Demi is talkin’ about lesbian crimes and Dallas is talkin’ X-Men! Again! Is one of us into monsters in a way that the others aren’t? Why is the X-Men ‘97 show trying to thirst trap us? And why were we gone for a month anyway? Press play and find out! Thanks for listening! You can also find us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

Movies I saw in March

Imaginary: 7 out of 10

Knox Goes Away: 8.5 out of 10

Damsel: 7 out of 10

Ghostbusters (1984): 7.5 out of 10

Ghostbusters 2: 7 out of 10

Ghostbusters: Afterlife: 6 out of 10

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire: 7.5 out of 10

Road House (2024): 7.5 out of 10

Is it on sight between Godzilla and Kong?

Are we down bad for an X-Men character?

And did anyone notice that we haven’t posted a new episode in WEEKS?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

New episode tomorrow!

Happy Resurrection Sunday and happy Transgender Day of Visibility!

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Diet Insidious with more teddy bears.

In our newest episode, we talk about the X-Men! How it’s always been woke, how Wolverine is the biggest hater ever, and how Rogue ain’t need to be that caked up.

We get X-Men ‘97 in two weeks! A few of us have been revisiting the 90s animated series, and we wanted to remind you that anyone complaining about them “making the X-Men woke” is being dumb. The X-Men have been woke for decades. It’s kinda their whole thing.

We also wanted to point out that Wolverine might be the biggest hater of all time. Check out episode 277 for more X-Men talk!