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Jaskier said #FreeBritney!
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Well none of you fuckers have physically stopped me yet so i guess this is going to be a thing
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Lambert: Get in the box.
Jaskier: What the fuck-
Lambert: Geralt asked for the love of his life for Christmas, so get in the fucking box before I put you myself!
Jaskier: Oh, well, that's what, um, okay?
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Basically...😅
fun times looting in Novigrad
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Omg this is too good! I need more of this! 😂
Witcher au I made with friends where geralt is a twitch streamer and jaskier is an influencer on yt and anonymously donates insane amounts of money to geralts streams to flirt with him
We went very in depth over this joke au
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#the witcher 3#witcher geralt#geralt of rivia#jaskier#dandelion#dandelion witcher
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Just finished my first play through of The Witcher 3 and got myself a bad ending. I am DEVASTATED.
But now determined to get a GOOD one because my sweet baby angels Ciri, Geralt, and Yennefer deserve it!
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Oh I love this...🥰
Love confessions: in a language you didn't know they understand 💕
Yess! perfect!! 💕 also I am using google polish for this so feel free to correct me ;)
* tumblr love confessions *
Technically Jaskier knew that Geralt was an old man. Not old-old of course, by witcher standards he was still fearly young, but old enough for Jaskier to notice a few habits that the bard found absolutely endearing.
You see, whenever Geralt would write into his bestiary he would write in the old tongue, a northern dialect that no one used anymore.
Maybe it was because the witcher was old, maybe it was because his mentors and tutors were even older, but apparently little Geralt had been raised to speak and write in said language. And old habits died hard, especially when there was no real reason to break them. The only people that read his bestiary where the other witchers, who all had been raised in the same language. Oh, and Jaskier.
Because of course Jaskier had wanted to read the bestiary! The pictures were nice and all but he wanted facts and Geralt wouldn't translate for him. So the next two semesters he was teaching in Oxenfurt he taught himself the old tongue. To be fair he probably couldn't pronounce a single sentence but he was fluent when it came to reading and writing.
And then he noticed the talking.
Whenever he thought he was alone or Jaskier was too distracted or asleep, Geralt would talk in the old tongue. Which eventually lead to the bard understanding the pronunciation. And not only would Geralt talk to Roach or mumble nothings into thin air. Geralt would also talk to Jaskier.
"Jesteś taki słodki kiedy się podekscytowany rzeczy. Hm." You are adorable when you're excited about something. Jaskier tried his hardest not to squeal when he heard Geralt admit something like this the first time. He did however turn completely red in the face.
"Masz piękne oczy." You have beautiful eyes.
"Żeby tak grać na lutni - masz talent." To play the lute like that - you are talented.
And Jaskier never said anything. Never gave his little secret away, too afraid that Geralt would stop. Or even worse, deny everything and and Jaskier away. So he kept quiet. Until one day.
They were sitting somewhere in Redania in a forest. Geralt had been softly talking to Roach all morning and when Jaskier had laughed at her bumping into Geralt and tossing him over, the witcher had turned around and smiled.
"Chciałabym, byś wiedział, że cię kocham."
I want you to know that I love you.
Aghast, Jaskier's eyes shot up. "What did you just say?"
Their eyes met and the world stopped. And then Jaskier broke into a wide smile.
"A ja ciebie, Geralt." And I love you.
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Squirreling this away...🤓
Prompt List #2
“I thought you liked love songs!”
“You have a nice voice”
“Y’know I never imagined you as a fan of closets and yet here we are…”
“You’re absolutely dreadful!”
“Oh…shit.”
“I know you’re angry…but it wasn’t me!”
“Do you want some soup?”
“[David Attenborough voice] And here we see the lesser spotted ____ in their natural habitat”
“I don’t think you realise just how many people want to date you…I mean you’ve got a queue longer than the one to get into Glastonbury”
“I know you’re not a fan of Valentine’s day…I just thought that maybe I could change your mind…”
“I never thought I’d fancy you…and yet here we are.”
“You’re my favourite know-it-all”
“What’re you going to name it?”
“Are you okay?”
“Please tell me that we’re not stuck out here in your piece of shit car.”
“Do you think its possible to die from boredom?”
“God, I hate you.”
“Do you own anything that isn’t a woollen jumper?”
“This is the best jam I have ever tasted!”
“I have long since become desensitised to you walking around in just your underwear.”
“You wish you could have a piece of this”
“You can’t just steal the neighbour’s cheesecake!”
“Just because you have magic doesn’t mean you have to do everything with it. You can still peel carrots like a normal person.”
“What’s wrong with second hand?”
“I can’t believe you cleaned my room!”
“Are you angry…?”
“I wish I could be angry at you.”
“Would you go to the dance with me?”
“That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals.”
“I never knew you were a romantic at heart”
“I made it. For you. I know it’s not the best, but…”
“I figured roses were cliche and I know you like ___ so…”
“Why did I think that was a good idea?”
“You will never do something more embarrassing than that love poem you wrote when we were 13 and read out in front of the whole school.”
“Your mum hates me.” “She doesn’t hate you…she just doesn’t like you.”
“How do you even know that this is here?”
“Secret passage ways? Really? Are we in a gothic novel?”
“Let me carry that.”
“The older I get the more conflicted I feel about snow. On one hand its snow on the other hand it’s really inconvenient when you have adult things to do.”
“You can build a fire? When did you ever learn that?”
“I don’t understand why people think fishing is relaxing. It’s all tense silence and boredom.”
“You wanna play ‘would you rather’ to pass the time?”
“So…ghosts, huh?”
“You want to tell scary stories?”
“It’s forbidden for a reason, idiot.”
“How do you know my favourite drink?”
“I’m observant.”
“We’ve known each other for years and I don’t think we’ve ever had a proper conversation.”
“Why are you bleeding?!”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know…how did you survive past childhood?”
“What is that?”
“I make the best sundaes, you haven’t lived until you’ve had one of my sundaes”
“It’s always time for a milkshake.”
“You know humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking.”
“You beat my high score? You…beat my high score?!”
“I don’t think i’ve ever see you without a book in your hand…”
“I come here whenever I need a quiet place to think…to sort my head out.”
“Where have you been?!”
“You could have at least left a note. We were worried about you.”
“The real question is how do you eat your Jaffa Cakes?”
“I’m sorry…I shouldn’t have done that, you can look after yourself…I shouldn’t have…I’m sorry.”
“How come every idea I suggest is never good enough?”
“It’s your turn to pick the movie.”
“I think your cat wants to kill me.”
“It’s beautiful!”
“When I say I want to be alone…I usually don’t want to be alone.”
“How do you smell so good?”
“Where have all my jumpers gone?”
“I think these belong to you…”
“You should break up with him/her/them”
“You asked for my advice, don’t get pissy just because you don’t like it.”
“You know you can be a right prat you know that?”
“You’re not the only person who’s hurting.”
“You’re so cute.”
“Sometimes I think about toning it down and then I remember who I am.”
“Stop being over dramatic!”
“I bruise really easily!”
“How come when I try to do something nice it always goes wrong!”
“Have you looked in a mirror lately?”
“Pot calling the Kettle black.”
“People just don’t like me.”
“I don’t get paid enough for this shit.”
“You’re not even paying me!”
“I can’t date him! He hates sarcasm! That’s like my second language!”
“You wanna go to the pub? It’s been a rough day.”
“I should stop making choices for myself I always make bad ones.”
“Oh my god, I love you.”
“You’re going to smother me in my sleep aren’t you?”
“This is a bad idea.”
“This is the best idea I’ve ever had!”
“I told you to bring a jacket”
“I can’t believe that I’m snowed in. With you”
“How can you possibly eat at a time like this?”
“I think you’re amazing…even if I don’t say it much, I really do. The things you do…”
“I feel like i’ve stepped back in time.”
“I haven’t seen these photos in years”
“Stop being so stubborn!”
“Do you think we’re cursed?”
“So let me get this straight. You went into the woods to find a witch to help you pass your exams? And that was somehow a good idea?”
“I’ve been dead for 200 years and nothing has really changed. People are still idiots.”
Once again feel free to use on your blogs/for your own writing or to use these as inspiration for requests.
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This is so sweet, it makes my teeth hurt! 🥰
“We absolutely adore each other. Last night, for example, we were at the London premiere. And I was a bit tired. And I needed a break from all the… the chaos of everything. So I found a small room, and there was a piano in it. I just went and, to calm myself down, I try and just play some music. I played for about five minutes. Just playing away. And then I turn to my right, and Henry was just sitting there. He’d snuck in and was just listening.”
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The whole Continent knows it already XD
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geralt + his love language being protecting the people he cares about
#geraskefer#geraskifer#geraskier#yenralt#geralt of rivia#the witcher netflix#yennefer of vengerberg#jaskier
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This is INCREDIBLE.
*after having sex with virgin!geralt for the first time*
jaskier: so, was it like you imagined?
geralt: almost
jaskier: oh?
geralt: you’ll laugh at me
jaskier: i promise. on pain of death. i will not laugh at you
geralt: …i didn’t realize you’d do it face to face. i thought you’d do it. the back way. like the horses do
jaskier: *unsuccessfully stifling giggles*
geralt: you said on pain of death
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Oh how I love this, especially being an introvert who sometimes struggles to find her words...💙
Thinking about largely nonverbal Geralt, who expresses himself through gestures and facial expressions and non-speech sounds, and who tries so very hard to make himself understood.
Not that anybody listens, because they see the white hair and yellow eyes and they think monster, and they certainly don’t hang around long enough to make the effort to hear what he’s saying.
At least Roach understands him, and she doesn’t mind whether he’s using words or making sounds or just petting her mane. She doesn’t demand that he speaks, and that’s one reason he prefers her company to humans. He figures he’ll never really be able to communicate with them.
Until he meets Jaskier. For all that Jaskier never stops talking, he actually listens remarkably well too. When Geralt hmms unhappily, Jaskier will rethink and backtrack what he’s just said, and when he hmms teasingly, Jaskier will grin. It makes Geralt feel that perhaps he isn’t impossible to understand after all.
When Geralt uses signs, Jaskier watches attentively and talks back to him. When he writes or doodles on scraps of paper, Jaskier sits by him and writes in his own notebook. When he grunts or growls, Jaskier will pause his monologues long enough to say Well of course you’d say that or Don’t start with me or I know, Geralt, but the truth is so much more poetic when it’s embellished.
It’s remarkable, this feeling of being understood. Of not feeling compelled to form words, not having to force himself to grind out vocalizations that feel like sand in his mouth. No obligations, no pressure, no tying himself in knots trying to spit out awkward, stilted speech. For the first time, he’s being heard without words.
And anyway, Jaskier talks enough for both of them.
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“We get to see this man, who, we’ve been told from the beginning, has no emotional capacity, that he is not a human and has no sort of ability to love, isolate himself from the two people that mean the most to him.” — Lauren Schmidt Hissrich, A Look Inside The Episodes
THE WITCHER APPRECIATION WEEK
DAY THREE | FAVORITE RELATIONSHIP
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god i love dying in the witcher 3. not because i have to do part of what i was doing again but because i love to just. imagine the funeral.
like i always picture them burning geralts body at kaer morhen and giving him a eulogy n shit n i always imagine they'd just lowkey roast geralt the entire time. like.
"here lies geralt of rivia (or geralt eric roger du haute-bellegarde), the butcher of blaviken, the white wolf. who walked the path for 138 slutty, slutty years, during which he was part of many important political plots and wars and fought bravely and valiantly. geralt of rivia, who fucking died because he was fighting three (3) drowners and couldn't eat his raw onions fast enough. he was not very smart."
or "here lies geralt of rivia, who died because he jumped off of a 6-foot ledge as a shortcut and didn't know that that would fucking kill him. we don't know how he managed to die from that, either."
or "here lies geralt of rivia, who, after fighting off 15 men and sustaining minimal damage, set a barrel on fire for funsies, didn't step back far enough, and fucking blew himself up. may he rest in pieces. godspeed you absolute idiot."
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