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So Kipperlilly's hatred towards Riz is the fantasy equivalent of "they have it easier because of diversity" white people type speech. He has an unfair avantage because his dad is dead so it makes him better??

Her saying "egg on my face for wanting something" pisses me off even more. Saying it to Kristen whose parents kicked her out just for being gay and who wants nothing more than to just belong . All comes from the fact that her own parents don't suck? Most of The Bad Kids' suffering has been dealt at the hand of their parents. Their journey has been them succeeding in spite of all of their trauma and set backs. Adaine's parents were literally hunting her down during sophomore year while on a quest to save the world during Tbk's vacation!

You can be a good adventurer without having evil or dead parents. We can literally take The Seven as an example they had normal families with normal family issues and yet they're great at what they do.

The Bad Kids whole thing started because Riz wanted to save his baby sitter and help the girls that were kidnapped. He didn't even know Kalvaxus killed his dad so he didn't even do it out of revenge in the first place.

Your backgrounds don't define you or your capabilities, your choices do. After everything, they chose to be kind and helpful which led them to become who they are. She was blinded by jealousy she chose to ignore that and hate them for it and their "unfair advantage".

You guys don’t get it, they used to be the high 5 heroes. They used to be the high 5 heroes guys. They used to. They used to be starry eyed freshmen. They had to choose each other. They had to have awkward introductions. They had to pick that name together. I’m never okay ever.

Oh my fucking god Aabria Iyengar and the Crown Keepers this is a dream come true. The tone shift is gonna be insane

The poetry of Travis with the stealthiest pc, making fun of Laura with the most deceptive pc, for rolling a 1 on a group deception check and, immediately after, rolling a 1 on a group stealth check.

the way my mouth was open in shock when kipperlily slit buddy’s throat and i then saw my exact expression reflected by the players onscreen

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

Unless it really was a moment of panic, I don't think the Rat Grinders killed Buddy without a plan because unless they completely gave up on school which is unlikely they wouldn't put themselves in the position of losing one of their party members permanently since they would fail.

They have to be relying on the fact that he's gonna be brought back. Now I don't know how they're going to explain that to him or if he's even gonna believe they killed him since the people who say that happened are the Bad Kids.

Obviously, there are other possibilities. Buddy could have known, they could have actually stopped caring about school because their plan has already been set in motion, Kipperlilly could have just given in to her hatred of the bad kids and took the opportunity to let them die.

Either way that was fucked up and kind of unnecessary if the only thing she wanted to stop was the revivify taking the diamonds would have been enough.

Fabian getting mad at Kristen for kissing his nemesis is so funny especially when you consider the fact that he smooched Aelwyn in junior year and then went all the way to fallinel to get his kisses in

kipperlilly copperkettle hating the bad kids since day one of freshman year: funny, intriguing, typical of high school kids and of what we know about kipperlilly, and very understandable given that the school is structured into clique-like adventuring parties, of course some students would hate other parties

kipperlilly copperkettle hating RIZ specifically since Day Fucking One: LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL LITERALLY WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY EVER FUCKING DONE TO YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all