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ultrravi0lencee · 13 hours
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where's an older man when i need one
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angelwebs · 1 month
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cvndlemoon · 2 months
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⋆ ˚。 ⋆ "put me in a movie" ౨ৎ ⋆。˚
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manicpixieangel444 · 4 months
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˚୨୧⋆。˚
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lanalove2012 · 5 months
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laprincessadelmar · 19 days
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Me and who?
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delicioushottubpeanut · 3 months
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I'M SHAKING I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE LET ME OUT
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daryldixonnn · 1 year
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slut for them
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Me and my cowboy
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neimlise · 2 years
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Captain Price and his two gremlins of a child teammates.
Gaz: What time is it?
(Y/n): I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
(Y/n): *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Price: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
(Y/n), to Gaz: It’s two in the morning
Price: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
(Y/n): We got spring water
Price: NO.
Gaz: with EXTRA minerals
(Y/n): it's like licking a stalagmite
Price: DON'T COME HOME.
Gaz: Mmmmm cave water
Gaz: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
(Y/n): The car takes a screenshot.
Price: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Store Worker: Would Mr. Price please come to the front desk?
Price, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
*Store Worker points to (Y/n) and Gaz*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
(Y/n) and Gaz, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Price: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
(Y/n): Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Price: (Y/n) no.
Gaz: Mistlefoe.
Price: Please stop encouraging them.
Gaz: Hey Captain,
Price: Yes?
Gaz: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Price:
Price, stressing out: Where’s (Y/n)?
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lokidbadguy · 8 months
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STALKER CODED!
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hamoodmood · 1 year
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angelgigisworld · 4 months
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Made by me 🎀
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poisonivydo1l · 21 days
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how i feel when i say i love older men but im too shy to talk to them
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lanasgirlfr · 7 days
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THE ONLY MAN EVER.
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heartshapedbabydolls · 2 months
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My sad old man❤️
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