goodmornign chat

My favorite interaction in the game

Good news

ovrwatch is dead to me. sure lifeweaver tiddy window or whatever. but if hes not explicitly canonically homosexual i dont care

*me peacefully thinking that my monsterfucker phase has ended along with wukong*

The junkrat krampus skin:

The world is healing

Zenyatta candy crush god real

Envisioning an image of Mondatta pathetically passing the phone to him when he can't figure out a level as we speak.

Thank god ramattra took zenyatta to the monastery because that fit was atrocious

i think the idea of "guy who lives in mad max wasteland doesnt know what things are" can be fun but people always do stupid shit like "junkrat doesnt understand the concept of cooking" and "trans junkrat doesnt know what a period is" instead of like. yknow. being normal.

something specific that bugs me is when people just drop all the like. oh whats the word. i dont know sometimes i guess to make him sound more hick people will drop words from his sentences in ways that are totally incongruous with how he actually talks like. junkrat has a very specific speech pattern and this is not it.

Junkrat unironically calling roadhog his babygirl

Junkrat mains when they have to aim a tiny little bit 😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😰😰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😕😕😕😕😕😞😞😞😞☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

fascinating how everyone is like "the junkrat nerf made him kind of shit unless youre in small rooms" but i literally have not noticed a difference. get good i guess.

thanks a billion for keeping the ass conversation going bc its baited a ton of people into taking juicy screencaps of junkrats nonexistent ass and its all over my dash for free

it was my secret agenda this whole time

Sigma fan art is either whimsical or will make you want to ponder what the point of living is without knowing if it will ever matter

junkrat ass truther intervention

I saw ur tweet. face me like a man junkratpussy

THIS TWEET?????? IM LTIERALLY RIGHT HES FLATTTTT

I DID NOT SAY IT WAS HUGE I said he has a little A cup booty and I will stick by that until I die

I saw ur tweet. face me like a man junkratpussy

THIS TWEET?????? IM LTIERALLY RIGHT HES FLATTTTT

This one more specifically YOUUUUUU chose that one victory pose where he's pushing his hips in IF YOU DO THAT OBV YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE FLATTER THAN USUAL you are a hypocrite and you will now be burnt at the stake

I saw ur tweet. face me like a man junkratpussy

THIS TWEET?????? IM LTIERALLY RIGHT HES FLATTTTT

he fawkes on my jamison till I junkrat

my hungry ass could not meet junkrat overwatch

??? ARE YOU GOING TO EAT HIM??