zebbyscoot
Wade Wilson Calls Me Babyboy
He/him 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Periodically goes insane. Every so often a fictional man makes a little nest in my brain and then I can’t act like a human. DMs open EXCLUSIVELY if you want to make out or fistfight. I have a poetry account >>>> https://zebbys-sadfeelings.tumblr.com/
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This is an Astarion account now just btw he’s taken over my whole life I will never stop thinking about him
#txt#txt post#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#i’m gay#so very very gay
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Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy
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wubby :3
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"oh but your favorite shows are going to be delayed by the strikes" my favorite shows consistently get cancelled after 2 excellent seasons bc of the exploitive corporate greed that these strikes are fighting against
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If I was a shark and also a stripper my name would be Mega-Load-On and I’d strip off peoples flesh (sexily)
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Got called a fujoshi earlier today like. Sir. I am a man
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having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters
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Sorry I haven’t been active I JUST found out that Dipper Pines and Wirt can be gay and kiss AND that their name is Pinecone I’m. Not okay /pos
#txt#txt post#happy crying#gravity falls#dipper pines#over the garden wall#wirt over the garden wall#pinecone#this made my day honestly#dipper x wirt#wirt
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idiot olympics (a compilation post)
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Okay fucking you know what I don’t have anyone else to talk to about this and I’ve tried researching this shit on my own but it just isn’t working so I figure this hellsite might possibly give me a hand I don’t care about it being attached to my username anymore. Is there anyone in the human who just. Wants to talk to me about it. Please I’m really new and I’m scared and I need somebody to help talk me through my weird brain shit so I don’t go insane
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Red Dwarf really gave us a setup where the last living Human wakes up 3 million years into the future and the ships hyperintelligent computer decides that to keep this human sane + alive they should bring back one dead person as a hologram to keep him company and it chooses to ressurect a man he absolutely hated because the mental stimulation of their bickering will keep him sane and alive for the rest of eternity.
Without the hologram the human would lose his mind, without the human the hologram would no longer have a reason to exist, they hate each other but rely on one another for their sanity and existence and to top it all off they're both insanely repressed.
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Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)
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I think if I ever met some magical wish granting creature or artifact or other wish granting thing, I would simply wish to always “Have enough.” Obviously this makes sense money wise, the ability to always have enough in my account for bills/rent/emergencies etc, but more than that. Always have enough food to survive. Always have enough sleep so you’re not exhausted. Always have enough meds to make it through the week and give you time to pick them up. Enough clean water to last you until you find civilization. You know what I mean? I just want to reliably have enough.
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Anyway I should be able to get into Hadestown whenever I want because, as a Hellenistic polytheist, it’s technically a church service. In this essay I will
#txt#txt post#shitpost#hadestown broadway#orpheus#euridyce#orpheus and eurydice#hades#persephone#hades x persephone#Broadway#musical theatre#hellenic gods#hellenic polytheism#hadestown
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In my Hadestown brainrot phase
#txt#txt post#hadestown#hadestown broadway#orpheus and eurydice#hades x persephone#orpheus#euridyce#hades#persephone
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Forgor tags sorry lmao
hi! found you from the arcana tag, completely new here. what's you favorite moment in the game?
Omg I didn’t even realize I had an ask, hiiiiiiii
God I have so many favorite moments, but I think this one is my top (massive spoilers for Asra route):
Just. The part where you’re in the fountain after losing your body and Asra talks about all the things he loves about you and then you kiss him and the feelings you’re having while doing that, and it’s described so beautifully, and ithshenfheh it just made me cryyyyy
Also this one is silly, but the postcard Asra gives you in the heart Hunter mini game where he says he’s proud of you for getting better with crowds. Little anxious me had the warm fuzzies after reading that <3
#txt#txt post#the arcana muriel#the arcana portia#the arcana julian#the arcana lucio#the arcana asra#the arcana faust#the arcana nadia#the arcana#dating sim
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