Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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take a jacket just in case
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this is sending me
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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pelican town
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these last couple weeks have been a flurry of hospital appointments which were not fun, but just like my new gp, the doctors have been listening and taking me seriously, which is still wild to me
listening to your patients a somewhat novel concept in my experience
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Surely this cup of coffee will bring all my loved ones near me and also bring back my youthful curiosity for the world and what i can do in my brief time in
it
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was told I should post this on tumblr
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