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taking my trans friend, putting them in a basket and carrying them everywhere, call that transportation.
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I have come back more knowledgeable and the enby characters name is Masha. canonically im smart now
MAJOR TOH S3 SPOILERS
wait no bc I watched the new episode of toh and I wanna make sure I get this right bc damn
so like caleb and Phillip went into the boiling Isles to kill witches but caleb found love and in the eternal words of that enby character whos name I forgot 'seems to me like big bro found a hot witch wife and little bro got mad' or wtv. so then Evelyn carved flapjack (rip baby) for caleb. either that or she taught him how to carve palismen.
but this Evelyn is related to Eda which means Eda's related to Phillip [hes her great × infinity uncle]. yes?? and Phillip being the little bitch baby that he is never got over it and is taking it out on children and wood bird.
now theory.
owl beast= related to Evelyn. the beast has to have something to do w Edas ancestors. and I mentioned this in a previous post but the owl beast was weirdly skittish and unfriendly in Edas dream and that makes me assume they weren't comfortable w eda bc they had a previous owner. which I think was Evelyn or even her child.
vee and the enby character (I'm so sorry idk their name) will get together.
I think belos yelling two different names [caleb and evelyn] when seeing flapjack is bc when he saw Hunter w flapjack he was reminded of caleb who also probably held flapjack like that or something and the second time it was flapjack alone and he was trying to remove all traces of Evelyn bc she made flapjack for caleb and she corrupted his brother. [allegedly]
the collector made the owl beast. like they were standing menacingly over the owl beast and I think that might have been a final straw for the titan and that's why the titan trapped the collector. but theres also the theory of the collector hunting the owl beast like for sport or something so that is also something that could've happened.
yk when u bodyslam ur siblings to keep them down? Well I think that's what happened w the titan and the collector. the titan knew he was dying and like slept on the collector
I think that at one point the collector and the titans were friends, back when they were to only species there buy they they got into a fight thennn King fell and heard the roar
nw questions
why does belos-hunter spawn horns?
how was there a palace for King on his dead father???
why did camila hide her comics?
does King have a mom
if the titan died trapping the collector how did he pass so perfectly next to his sons tower
from an aerial view, where is King's Island? is it next to the titans foot, head, arm what.
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the arc we need fr
anya going from “mama and papa are flirting” (excited) to “mama and papa are flirting” (over it, please stop kissing in the living room)
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posting my first owl house comic from this summer to reintroduce my art to tumblr!
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its short but my first quiz
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I made this :>
ty to @thinkingaboutctommy for showing me this perfect meme format 🙇🏽♀️
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i made another uquiz hehe. this one tells you what color you are bc i was feeling basic
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toph, iroh and pakku.
You got 10 bucks
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yk I've never made a miraculous post before but no time like the present or wtv.
Hawk-moth is a idiot.
it's facts. this man has the power to do like literally anything. he can give someone the power to bring people back to life and he just DOESN'T? that is his literal life goal, to awaken his dead wife bc she is one of the only two (2) women who will ever want him.
also why does he give people powers that help THEM? like if ur going to be a villian do it right my lord. he just needs a negative emotion. no need to make shitty puns and give shitty powers. 🙃
tl:dr: hawky needs to fix his villiany he's pretty stupid.
thank u fir coming to my TED talk 👁👄👁
#ik hes going by a diff name now but wtv hell always be hawky boy to me#parasite rants#hawkmoth needs to up his villiany#sign the petition#miraculous ladybug#mlb#hawkmoth#monarch#miraculous ladybug and cat noir
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Today's the day
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I just started watching Hilda and its very good but I noticed something that I really liked that I'm sure others have noticed bit I digress.
every episode has a link to the next and it's very cool to see. it's fun to guess what the hint could lead to. and you feel so validated when u realize u guessed it right. or even if u didn't guess it right, its satisfying to find out what it was that you missed.
so yeah. hope u enjoyed this very fun rant abt Hilda and the little clues.
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sure hunter x willow is cute, or hunter x edric, even hunter x emira is ehh; wtv floats ur boat. ( except hunter x luz or hunter x gus, if u ship those u r the trash in the ocsan) but personally I ship hunter x therapy. its my OTP frfr
#the owl house#owl house#toh#toh spoilers#hunter being quirky and traumatised#hunter is so fucking traumatised i sweaaar#hunter toh#huntlow#goldric#hunter needs therapy#SCREAM THAT SHIT#get him to sasha she'll help
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toh spoilers, swearing :>
aaAAAAAA HE WAS SO HAPPY
THEN LITTLE BITCH BELOS HAPPENED. THE LITTLE BITCH. NARCISSISTIC, PSYCHOTIC ASS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOOKIN ASS.
also is anyone else thinking the noodle hair appearing again after flapjack sacrifices themselves is a projection on flapjack bc they liked to pull hunters hair
#the owl house#owl house#sorry if this has been done before#toh#toh spoilers#hunter toh#rip flapjack#screaming crying etc
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