When he tells you to stop procrastinating but you keep procrastinating anyway
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jaehyun: you can never say 'bubbles' in a threatening way
mark: bet
*later*
johnny: can anyone tell me why mark is angrily screaming 'bubbles' on the roof?
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chan: ah. what a nice day
chan, looking out the window and drinking his coffee: oh how i love the sound of nature in the morning.
hyunjin: uh chan it's midnight and the microwave keeps beeping
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minho: you need a hobby
chan: i have a hobby!
minho: being sleep deprived isn't a hobby
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Stray Kids as Ridiculous Scooby-Doo Lines PT.3
Jisung: Like, chill out, Felix, stop shaking.
Felix: Me? That’s you.
Jisung: Oh right it’s me, sorry.
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Stray Kids as Scooby-Doo Ridiculous Lines PT.2
Jisung: But I tell you I saw a ghost!
Seungmin: Jisung, the non-material embodiment or essence or that’s seen as a spectre or Wraith or apparition has been scientifically proven to be a sheer myth.
Seungmin: In other words, there’s no such thing as a ghost.
Jisung:
Jisung: Yeah but does the ghost know that
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, “For you, no charge”.
- Johnny, probably
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Stray Kids as Scooby-Doo ridiculous lines PT.1
Minho: What’s an empty old suit of armour doing in the driver seat of this pick up?
Felix: Maybe it went out for the Knight
Minho:
Minho:H-
Minho:*sighs*
Felix: *silently laughing*
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mark the boy
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”It's embarrassing because it's the first time we aren't what the world is worshipping anymore”
This is literally so well worded. Guys pleassssse spread this. I just can't right now,
Please reblog in honor of this beautiful person. Wow.
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Ten: What's that? Off in the distance? Could it be??? But it is! My last fuck, disappearing over the horizon. Be free, old friend, be free.
Doyoung: I literally just want you to stop leaving the fridge open
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interviewer: would u say that you're independent?
jeongin: [ looks at chan ]
chan: [ nods ]
jeongin: ..yes
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someone once told me writers were vain creatures because everything we produce is centered around us. every single work of ours, regardless of mystical or realistic elements, had a deep engraving only we creators can see.
i laughed because their words are truthful. every soul who spares time into this craft devotes themselves to narrate stories— each one becoming a fragment we constructed with our bare hands to shove into our kaleidoscope-like collection. i told them that i agreed because every masterpiece takes a piece away from us. it’s like taking a bit of our mind, left to be gauged and interpreted for your pleasure.
so, yes. us writers are incredibly egocentric about our works. but, it’s solely because you take a bit of our universe. so, let us take pride for wanting to be the north star in someone else’s world.
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jisung: hey guys, you want a tarot reading?
hyunjin: those are pokemon cards
jisung: you got a bidoof. it means fuck you
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