There's that piece of advice that tells you to google made-up fantasy names to make sure you're not accidentally using a word that's a slur in some other language. Which is not a bad rule of thumb. But it's also not the end of the world if a name is also a bad word. There are real people out there named Dong and Gigi. Dick even.

legendary

there are QR code posters here in Melbourne for reporting graffiti to the council - and someone has been printing their own and carefully placing them over the official ones

they lead to a documentary on hip-hop/graffiti culture

it's perfect because the QR posters are uglier than any bit of street art

Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.

Free him from the time loop.

how?? just how?

Kikkoman matches

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

antwithabindle.com/careers

we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

Every piece of dogshit art makes the world a better place to live. Better to create poorly than not at all.

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

ok i’m curious

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.