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helo loyal folowers. vent pot. motngomery gato fukig HATES BETHANY HAMILTON. for thos who are lucky not t know who she iz. sh3s that fukig surfer who got her arm bite off by a tiger shark an she SUCKS. she got tht tiger shark huntd and killed but it ws HER OEN FAULT THAT THE SHARK BIT HER WHIT DEVIL ASS. that tigr shark deserved to LIVE you FAKIG BITCH. als shes a hawai colonizr an transphobic. you kno who woldnt colonize hawai an be transphobic? TIGR SHARK!!! ths yandere mItjgomery gator accont endorses tiger sharks our progresive champions. thak you for listenig to this yander mitngoenry gator broadcast.
fun tigr shark fact: they ar not related to tiger.
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helo loyal foloweors. happy day of womans. me, personaly, i lov womans. an so does montogmer yy. not t brag but i happen t know sevreal womans like my mom an glamroc chica, so, um, yheayh, you cold say i love gendre equality.
the acount of montomgery gator wants to giv a especially BIG shotoout all the womans who really ned white feminsim to step it up for them right now. it i s 2024. if we wan to make real progress in th world we need t decen ter white people from feminism an start amplifing the voices of thos who need feminism th most. so big montogoomery gator certified shoutot to:
black womans
indigenous womans
palestinian womans
congolese womans
sudanese womans
muslim womans
refugee womans
trans womans
intersex womans
disabled womans
sex workr womans
aspec womans
queer womans
an all the other womans who ned to hav their voices hea rd. if you kno these people wish them well they need it. an giv them money and boost ther posts this womans day. certifid montogmer y gator demand. an we're also gonig to do a big FUCK YOY to these other womans:
racist womans FUCK YOU
colonist womans FUCK YOU
zionist womans FUKC YOU
islamophobic womans FUCK YOU
transphobic womans FUCK YO U
aphobic womans FUCK YOU
homophbic womans FUCK YOU
zionist womans FUCK YUO
ableist womans FUCK YOU
xenophobc womans FUCK YOU
zionist womans FUKC YOU
zionshit womans FUCK YOU
that one surfer woma n who got her arm bit off by that based shark iddk her name FUKC YOU
an all the other SHIT WOMANS. if you're any of thos things [especialy that surfer womn], DIE CHALENGE: GO! YOR ALL TRAITORS T WOMANS AN YOU SHOLD DIE!!!!!
i hop all the good womans, or anyon who feels seen b y womans day, hav a good womans day despit how shit th state of womans rites are everywher.
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lovig followers. i have startd an instagram again an maybe i will use? an will be more activ ther cause tumblr sucks. but will still come here sometims when high. go to link tht will be in bio maybe?
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helo loving fans i made this vent post of motngomery i hop you like it. more fnafiction son.
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hello. sorry for inactivi ty i am in colleges an havent been able to get into my account. so i just wanted to stop in and say that it is Free Palestine now, and has always been Free Palestine. write to your senators and (if you can) donate. thank yoy.
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Sorry for the late reply college and work have been hell
Can I request a yandere Monty x goat animatronic reader
Like the reader a new animatronic and is a sweet goat and very mothery and helps Freddy with Gregory
But Monty not HAVING that Freddy take his goat girl away from him even if the reader loves Gregory as her own kid and Freddy and her are dating.He will keep them away from fredy and the kid she his rockstar
sorry monty onl likes feedy so i frew up :(
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Hi are you taking request I couldn't see it on your page if it is sorry I am more blind without my new glasses
helo! yez i am taking reuqeusts!! i hav ben very inactive due to my cripling hatered of scott cahwthon but i am always openn for requests an will do them whenevr i see them! thak you for inquirig!
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headcnanon/fanficitition: motngoemry yator is yanderge for glamrock fredy but trans rigjts are activelgy being striped away across the unitd states an transphobia is rampant acros all comunities
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glakroco freddy: helo motngoemry gator whhat is going on
motngoemry gator: republicans hav been spewing out an endless stream of anti-trans propoganda, threats and legislaition throighout the U.S, to th point wher republicans are able to build an entire cult folowing and even win positions of polticical power by basig the majority of their entire campaign off of mockig and threatening the transgender comunity. ther are laws in several U.S stats right now trying to strip the trans community - especialy trans youth - of what litle rights they already have by restrictig access to gender affirmig healthcare, tryig to keep trans people oujt of sports, FORCIBLY detransitionig trans people, banning changes in ID, and a LOT mor. some states are even tryig to take trans children awya from their families and charge their guardians as CRIMINALS for givig their children HEALTHCARE. this is literaly a governmenr-approved genocide, as restricting access to gender affirmation WILL result in th deaths of an innumerable amount of trans people in all states that pass such legislaton. ontop of this, education of all LGBT identities (especially gender identites) ar beig banned from education on the basis of "grooming", which is an increeibly dangerous an obviously false rhetoric to b spreading. this same lack of education of lgbt identities is what has alowed transphobia to ge tto the point it is currently at. the worst of the laws are hapening in red states lik texas, florida and alabama, but therg are only less than 10 states in al of the U.S that are speculated to remain safe for transgeder peple on a legislative level within an election cycle. but thats JUST on a legislative level. societaly, trans peple ar at the most risk of homelessness, harrassment, assault and murder out of any other LGBT identity, and thats just the results frm trans people who reported having these things happen to them, whic alot of trans people do not feel safe doing due to rampant societal and systemic transphobia present in most helplines an law enforcement. some of the biggest things causing all of this transphobia right now are right wing reactionary influencers along with news outlets like New York Times, Washington Post, BBC, Fox News and mor, who hav been publishing a fuckton of propoganda as of late. these posts further lead the normalzation of transphobia across the country, and you hav pribably heard the result of this transphobia just living your everyday life thanks to the popularity of the dangerous lies they have spread, such as trans people being 'dangerous', biological advangtages in sports, drag events that allow the atendance of children being grooming events, and a lot more [all of whch are factually proven to be bull shit]. these outlets are also spreadig false information about transgende people that has lead cis people to feel comfortable ommitting trans pepole from conversations and spaces that their participation is crucial in such as human rights, LGBT issues, topics related to healthcare, etc. this ommission is incrediby dangerous as it favors the comfort of cis people ovr the inclusion of trans people in situations that can, at worst, be life or death for them. transgender people need and deserve a voice in al facets of society.
motngoenry agtor: obviously the main groups to blame for transphobia and transphobic laws are cis people and the GOP, but demicrats, progressives an the LGB comunities have all faild the transgende r community on every posible level as well. not only are the large majority refusing to do even tje bare minimum to help out the trans community, but many lefitsts actively help the GOP in pushing anti-trans rhetoric. this iz especially shameful from the LGB community, as trans people played a HUGE role in progresing protections for mariage equality, protections for LGB comminities as minority groups, and for societal acceptanc of queer identities. in return, the LGB comunities have done next to nothing to do the same for trans people. sinc republicans are not goig to elt up at all, more HAS to be don by leftists and LGB folks, ESPECIALLY those in power, to protject the trans community. the curent state of trans rights in the country right now should be seen as a masive failure by all left leanig people. it is completly unacceptable. the left is not doig enough for transgender people. leftist voters need to show up t the polls an look into who an what they are votig for. anti trans laws are being drafted acros the country as we speak. it is crucial rigjt now tht the left speaks out and does mor against the onslaught of anti trans legislation going around right now. the isues transgender people face in the U.S go MUCH further beyond what i have stated here.
flamrock fredt: wow
motngomery gator: yeha also neopronouns an xenogenders ar cool fuck all of you.
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sory for inactivity i hav been sleepig. i wil be back. Some dajy.
[[ALS. i wold just like to add since i mentiond drag that i am aware that drag and being trans is not th same. unfortunstely drag is a big talking point from transphobes rigjt now so it does end up beig relevant in conversations about transphobia.]]
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i hope u are doing well yanderemontgomerygator!!!!!!
hello labetol, thak yoy for your hop!!!! i am doig okay, i hav jus needed a brak from writing an drawig. i am stil excit to mak new yanderemontgomrygaatreror conten, but my creativ juices ned time to refil ( an my phon is broken so it is hard to acess tumblr app :C ). i wil be bak soon, an i hav ben planing som things!!!! but yus, thak you agan for your hopes. i hop yoy are als doing well laebtralol!! an i hop everyone els reasding is also doing well! <3 
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Why do you talk like that?/gen(genuine question)
i adume yoy mean my speling, because evn thoug i rarly make typo and am a 4 time enlgish major, peple tel me my spellelig is bad????? basicaly, i hav sevral issues ib mjy hands an wit my dextrity, so my hads ar very cold and/or shaky al the time, an i hav isues hiting cwrtain buttons. i do not bothr to fix mys mpellig unles it 8s a slash seirous post (out of resptect) becus its to much work, an my aurtistic genius canot be put on hold to spel wrords beteter. an as for grammar mistak, i dont know somtimes ijust get to focusd on my sfanfic an mak too many edits that i forget gramer. but this al isnt that big of an isue anywas becaise i very rarely mak spelong or hrammer mistaks.
i simpy dont feel the need to conforn to wht peple deem as 'normlal' speakig. peple can see that i am aritistc genius beyond my erors. i do nut need to chang for the worl. the wordl neds to change for ME. i hop that answrsa your question! :D
speakig of spelling, more fic wol be soon! sory for lack of post,i just ned break beciause of evryhint going on in the world, an i hav brain fog from healt isue that has been makig it hard to think. thak for understand! :)
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who are u. ur so cool. I'm high on marijuana
thak yoy so muc!! :D i am yangerde montgomergy gagor! my pronons argre he/him abd i am boy! i 18, i arm a bad bjitch an i lov montgomrgy gato, duck, twerkig, an bernie sandar!!!! and i HAT. THE SMEL. OF THE BEAHCH.
if anyon want to talk t me, i hav an instagrum! @yanderemontgomerygator! i dunt hav any posts ther yet but i wil post there son! so fel fre to mesag! i lov talk ang making friend :) notificatons are a litle bugy thoug so if you mesag me i may not respon imedistely i applogiz.
an congrsats on the marjinunagua! i lov marjunigna i hav nevr had it but i am glad it is legl because geting high is poger for thos who want to. ihop yoyu get hgigh again!! :) [if yoy wan to]
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sory for th lack of fic!!!!! i hav ben very jusy. but in the wak of the new New Yok gun lws suprem court rulig, i am onc again makig my statment tht we ned to star talkig mor about th fact tht we simply do nt need a suprem cort. any laws tht need t be voted on can be votd on by the amrica pepple, an if Amerc was trule a democrcay, they wold alow this to be the cas so that the laws we sign int2 place actualy represnt the majorit of whrt americans want.
an if thy do not want to do tis, then the LEST we ned in plac in the suprem cort is TERM. LIMIT.
TERMM. LIMIRTS. IN THE SUPREM CORT.
TERM. LIMTS. UN THE SUPEMRE COURT.
thak yoy. new fics son. :)
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hapy lgbtgl+ month!! frendy remeinder i do NUT acept homophob or transphob on my blog! becaus i am a gays to :) so if yoy hate any of the lgblts GET. OUT. Thak yoy. new fics comig son :)
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headncnaon/famcition: motngienry gator is gandwre for glamroci fredy an he anounces his love for glamrock frsy on the joe rogna podcas but glamrok rredy doesnt se it becus glamrock feeddy is a liberal an doesn waicth joe rign [rogna part 1]
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[mintgoemry gator was backstag in a recordig studio geting redy for the most impoernant day of his lif. he recently askd hid fsvorit podcast host Joe Rogna to go ont the show to confes his lov to his on true love, flameock fredy. he put a comb thruough his mohwawk an ate some bresth mints. he was redy. ther was a knock on his dor.]
joe rogna assustant: montgomeru gator joe roga is ready for y[u. hury up. he dos not wait.
motngoemru gator: COMIG.
[montoymeryvgator grabed one final thig, his retro 80s bombox, an ran to the studio where jog rogan was filming abot how muc he hates womeb.]
jod rognan: hey gyuys at hom. how many women dos it tak to screw in a lightbulb? 0. they hav to get there HUSBADS TOO DO IT. HAHAGAGAGAHAHAH okay and now fror my guest fr the episod. this is monthoemry gato from five nirba at fredies. he is very republian an hates minorites. plea guve him a rond of aplaus!!!!
[there wold be no aplaus as motngormry gator walks up to the set an sits down after givig the camer a figner guns.]
motngoemry gator: helo joe
joe rognan: helo motngoemru gator. so i hear you hate munorities an love donald trup!
mothiemru gator: yeah i was frends wiht a minority once in kingergarden an they askd to borow my crayon an then when thy gav it back it was USED.
joe tohnan: wow omg the minorites ar out of control.
mintgoemry gaator: i kno rite. but at lest we hav donad trup who understads the strugle.
jeleoe rohnag: yes so true. anywa i hear you hav someting improtant to tel to somone?
motngformry gator: oh yes. yis.
[motngienryvgator would dtand up on his sest an raise his rtro 80s bombox o er his head. the boombox started playing 'cant help flaing in love with you.']
motngoemry gator: glamrovk fredy, when i firs layed my eyes on you i thot you were anoying an ugly. but now, i se that you are truly besutifl an hot an sexy. every time we are togethr i stare at your bobies an i think abot myself bouncig them an being like boinga bonga boinga boo . i lov yoy. so muc. wil you be my boyefrend?????
joe rogna shiw cast: awwwwwwww
joe togna: wow bro tht was dep! an it wold be beautiful if it wasnt abot 2 men!!!!
montyoemry gator: thak you joe rogna. thak you.
[the sho continuesd with motngoemry gator an joe rogn talkig about everythig that is wrog wth joe bidens america. ther was some in depth conversaton about how the govermet shold mandate girlfrens to single men an watchig som funy tiktok about how womrn belog in the kitchen an hoe theres only 2 gengars. eventusly, the podcst ended, an motngienrtut gator was getig into uis car to go hom when he hesrd joe rogna runing out of the buikding, calig motngomerys nam.]
joe rognan: MOTHOMRY! MOTNGOEMRY!
motngoenry gator: oh hi joe ronan! whatd up?
joe rigan: i forgor to giv you this. as a thak yoy for comig obto my show.
[joe handed motngoentu a signed pair of joe rogn pants]
joe rognan: i signd my nam on the crotch area. i am strait but i thot yoy wold want that sinc you are gay. :) made in americ btw
montginery gator: wow....! thaks joe rogna! i wil wear thes to the pizaria tomorow!!!! al my frend wil be SO JEALUS!
joe rogjajn: yeah no ptoblem. but i als wanted to say thak you. i havent ben able to be this vocal abot hating women an minorites in so log. even with othr republicn co hosts i hav to kep some of it surpresed.... well, excep for when im woth Ben Shirpo i gues but... it fels good, you kno? to get it off my chest.... an to see a gay persn tht als thinks gay peple ar cringe like i do... *he blushs*
motngoemry gator: hey man no problec. yoy kno what i say. if the are not cisHET thn you can BET. That i hate thm.
[joe an motngienty gator share a harty cisgendr lqugh as motngoenry gator gets in his car an drives of. joe rogas laug sloely tirns into a sigh as he watchs montgoentu gators ford f150 with ad-on carbom emiters drive away. montgomrys country acent and his clear lak of belief in globl warmig made joe blush even mor. ever sinc him and ben shariro broke up, he ha had to supres his hatre. but everyting with montgonery felt so... real.]
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[mitngirmry gator was on his way to the pizaria to met his friends an to get glamrok fredy's answer to his confesion. he ran in and was met wit his 3 frends, Glamrociok Frredy, Glaricu Chica an Roxnan Wolf talkig as normal.]
glMdock fredy: im just sayig. they shold paint the statu of liberty to be gold agan. i wan tto se it in its original stat!
roxan wokf: for the last FUKIG TIME FREDY. IT WASNT GOLD IT WSS FUCKING COPPER. IF YOT CANT GET YOR COLORS RIGT THEN YOY HAV NO SAY OVR THE ISUE.
glamroci chida: but the blu is SO pret! it remids me of the inocence of youth! :)
roxasane wolf: ITS GREEN. THE STATU ID FUCKING GREEN.
glarock freddy: didnt you jus say it was coper?
rocnane wolf: I GRRRRRRRRRRRARARARRARAARARARARARARARARARAGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGGRAARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARHDGDUFGSHDGWUDTSHETEGGEGEGSFSTADFWTS4AFZGDGEGSGSHOWLHOWLHOWLHOTLELELLRYOKRJRHRHEGGEGRGEBBAKRBATKVAKRBEIEHRHRHEHRHRHTRARARARAARARARARARARA
motnhoemry gator: hey guys im her! :)
glamrok chida: o hEy motigoery!
glamfock fredy: hey motngeyromry :)
motngormryvgator: so, glwkrock fredy.... um... wh.. w.... whts your answer.....
glamrok fredy: ? my anseer to what?
mithnoenry gator: to... my confesion? og lov?
roxane wolf: YOUR FUKIG WHAT
glamrok chica:OMG YOU TO ARE IN LOV????
glamrotk fredy: ...confession?? of live? i'm so sory mintogmeru when did you confes that?
motngkemry gatir: l.. last night? on joe rognas podcast?
[everyon froze an loked at mintgomery]
roxan wolf: what the actul fuck mitngomery?
glamrok chica: you actuly went on that bigots podcst? 1wilingly?
monomery gator: hes not a bigot he jus doesbt like womrn and minorities.
glameock chica: ?????????????????
glamrock fredy: um... montgomry, why did yoy thik i would se that? im a bernie sandres voter i dont wath joe rgnen??
montgoery gator: b.. becus we all hat womrn? an minorities???
glamrok fredy: NO WE FUKING DONT?
roxan wolf: we are litraly al lgbt motngeomey we ARE AL FUKIG MINORITIES.
motgoemry gator: loo we're geting off topic. glamrok fredy do you acept my lov or not.
glamrok fredy: ...yoy know, mongomery.... i kno you are from a red stat with your acent.. i thot maybe you wer diferent but.. your not. you ar just a clos minded tepublican... mayb if yoy confesed like a normal gator i wold hav acepted, but im glax yoy showd your true colors. i wold never want to dat someonr as bigotted as yoy.
[motnngoemry gator stod in shock as everyon noded in agrement wih glamrok fredy. a singl tear fel from behind motngomrys glases as he ran out of the pizaria. he coldnt believ he was frends wit a bunch of libral freaks, an he coldnt believ he had a crush on a BERNAL SANDERS voter... with a mix of emotons, he ran to the only plac he felt lik home, an knockd on the dor. the person insid opened it up.]
joe rogna: motngiemry? your back???,
mtogneorny gator: joe.... h... *crying* HE SAID NO...
joe rngan: oh.. jeez.....
motngoenry gator: an he *sniff* h- he said he dosnt watch the podcas.... a... an he voted for bernie sandser..... *sobbig*
joe rognan: oh... Oh my good god motngoemry im so sory... her, com insid, come isnide.
[joe rnan led montgomery agtor inside an comfortd him while he was cryig. he made montgomry some alphabt soup but every leter asid from U S and A were takn out of th box.]
montgimery gato: a- an *snifle* an then i told them i hatd women an minorits an *snif* an they said that was FUKED UP *full cryig*
joe rognan: i kno how it fels montgomry....
motngoemey gator: y.. yu do?
joe rngna: yes. i always hav stupic librals in my coments an my twiter sayig i am a terible person... an i am a bigot.... bjt realy THEY are the bigots.... for hatig ME....
motgoermy gato: wow... t... that is so tru... thhaks for the soup by the wa. it only had 12 piecs of macroni in it becus you removd al the other leters hut it was nice still.
joe rogna: of cours.
montgomr6 gator: y.. you didn, donat the other leters to people who ned food right?
jo roga: nop... i thrw them al in th trash. *he blushes*
montgoemry gator: *blushes to* hehe... thats what i thot....
[joe rogna an motngoemry garoe pasionately looks into eachothrs eyes. they get closr togethr as they bot blush even mor. the 2 lock lips an mak ot on the spot. they touch eachothrs arms romanticly as thy mix tongues. montgomery an joe rogna get of of eachothr an lok into ezchothrs eyes.]
motngormry gsto: wooag.....
joe togna: no homo
motngomeryvgatir: no..... no, joe..... lots of homo....
jo e rogna: .... ye.... homo....
[they hold hans an look at eachothr]
jo rogna: hey mongomery.... wokd you wan to sleep her tonigh?
kotngoemry yator: yes... yes i wold.
jon gorgna: col... cool....
motngoemry gator: but what abot glamrok feedy an the others? they ar gona try an get me fired from fiv nights at fredys for SHORE!
jof rogan: no.... mongomery, fiv nights at fredies has ben infested with liberals... you kno what we hav to do riht?
motgoenry gator: yes.....
[montgomry gator gets up an pounds his fists togethr]
motogmery gqtor: we have to TAKE OVR five nigts at freddies.... an mak it REPUBICAN....
[part 1 end]
hey gus sory for lack of posts i was busy an i neded moment after hearig about suprem court. anywa, this fic is gona be a multi partr so kep look out for rogna part 2! i hop yoy enjoyed! an as i say undr politic posts, i am a libereal. bye by :)
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headncnamon/fnaficton: motngoemenuruy gator ia yanfere for galmrock fredy but montgomery gatr is upset about the suprem court votig to dismantl roe v wade an glamroc fredy has no dialog becus this isnt actusly yander montgoemry gatoe fanficon i am jus makig a statment becus i am mad.
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montgoemenry gator: the suprme court neds term limits an the jstices shjould be voted in bye americn peeple in the sme way that we vot in presidnts and other vital ofices. the fact tha one of the mst imporant government ofices doesnt reqire an election from the citizns of its country is ridiclous nd frankly dangerous. and thre iss no realistic reson that any suprem cort justice should have teir job for life, especial when the majrity of the court curently represnats a minority of ctizins. cort packig is a temprary solution, but the only way it cn stand as a lng term solution is to ad terms / term limts and elctions to the suprem court, so tht americns can vot in suprem cout justics that actualy represnt our views. but anywas. fuck the suprm cort. fuk al republicans who cant se past ther own opinons on aborton for the sak of givig othrs a choic. an fuk the house democrts if they dont do someting about this IMMEDIATLY.
moryngoemry gator: overturnig roe v wade iz an atack on women an anyon els who can get pregnart, but it is als an atack on many othr comunitys. this i an atack on peppe living in poverty. thi is an atackk on pepole who ned birth control. ths is an atak on already ubderfunded adoption homs. an so many mor comunities. house democrats, ples dont continu to fail your party. fucking do someting for onc.
also elect bernie as presidant.
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/srs
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headcnanon/fanficotj: montgotery gstoke is yanfer for glamoorock fdedy but he decids to pretnd he isn as an april fols jok.
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montogneyr gator: helo glameock feedy
glamrocjt edy: helo motngomeyr gatoe :)
mitbgoenru gator: i hav smethig vedy ikprktant to tel you resdy.
g.arlci fedy: of course motngoemfy gatoe what is it :)
motbgoemdy gatir: i went to therap. i am no longr yabder for yoy.
glamrocjr 3dy: what
motbgkendy gator: i an no longer yande for yoy.
glamr.covu fredy: i.... i......i...i...i.....i.i.i...i..i..i...i...i..i....i..i.i..i.i..i.i.i.i....i.i..i..i.i.i....i.i...i....
motntoemru gator: sory
[glamemorovj fredy fel to the flor an hel his chest.]
flameock feedy: waaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
montgoemry gator: hehehe glamrocjvmr esdy CHEK THE DAT ON YOUR PHON! IT IS APRIL FOL!!!!@!
glanorock redy: ow ow ow ow woe wow wow eiw ow ow ow OW
motbgokejru gator: what wrong fredy it was just JOK
glamrock f3fy: morngoemeu..... i am havig a hart atack..... ow ow ow wis ow wow ow
morbgoemry gator: w. WHAT. WAT. OMG OMG I AM FRAKING OUT OH YM DDOS OG DMKT GOD
glamrockd fesdy: OGNGOFBD GOG OU HOG D OWOWIAOWOW AANANANANUAAAA
m9ybgoemry garor: I AM CALING THE POLIC IT WI LBE OKAY GLSMROV FREDY BREAATHE. BRETH.
gglamorkc feedy: AAAAAAAA *HART QTACK* AHHHH HGU OW OW OWNOWNBDO OE MY HERART
motngoeney gator: STAU ALIVE GLAMROCIIJ G4EDY.
[motngoend gatir cals the police]
mitngoenryvgator: POLIC. POLIE HEL O WE HAV AN EMERGENY GLAMROK FREDG US HAVING A HEART ATACK WE BEED HELP
glamrok fredy: AHHHHH ...... HAHHAHHHAHAHAG! MOTNGONERY GATIE YOU DUM BITCH YOU FEL FOR MY REVERS APRIL FOLS PRANK!!!!
motngoemry gator: WHAT!!!!
hlsawmrock frdy: HAHAHAHAHGAHAAV DMB ASS!
motbgoenry gator: I. ....U.I.>.>..€.>I.I.I...........I. I I.....I.I..I.U.......U.I.I.I....I.I.I..I.U....I...
glamorkv fredy: HOES IT FEEL FUCKBOU
[motngoemru fator fals to the flor an holds his ches]
motbgoemey gator: i... I AM HAVIG HEATT ATZLVCK NOW OW. OWWW
glqmtddocj fesdy: ncie fuckig try idiot that wot work on me.
[flamrock fredy spits on mothomery gato and walks away. but it turn out motgoemry cator waz actualy havig a heart atack. he waz taken to the hospitl an then he died. glwmroc fredy was arested for his spit an he died in prison. this waz a valuabl leson in the dangr of april fols jok. never be april. never fol.]
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hey yanafere mongotmtery grotr, i waeuna see a fic about glmrocu fedu going to the lgoan pul vx ksi fighh!!
hsalo sockfake sory im lat but i lov this promp!!!! i waz avtual at the logan pale fight an login sweated on me! so i hop yoy enjoy my new heacdnaon an fancicion! thak for your suport :) pleas spel beter tho ican barely fukig underastad you
hheadncanon/fanccion: monthoemry gator is yandere foe glamforoc fredg but glamfock fredt think logan plaul is hot and they arg going to th ksi vz logban pajl fight.
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[aftr weeks if waitig it was finaly time. glamrok fredy an motngomery gator wer insid of the wrestlig building wit their lesban friends, glamrock chidca an roxane wolf. they wer al excited to watvh the ligan paul vs ksi fite as they tok their seats.]
roxan wolf: omg i am sO EXCIT!!! KSI IS GOIG TO KICK LOGINS AS!!!!!!
glamtovk chica: NO! LOGUN WILL WON! HE SUPER RESILANT AFTR SEING ALL THE DED BODIE!
glamrock fredy: thats fuckd chica but yeHA i agre logan is definitly gona win! right motngoemry?
motnfoemry gator: haha yeah feedy.... logag pal will win i hop.....
[motnigmey was sweatig. he was lyig to fredys fac because motngoemry is actualy a KSI subscribr.]
rodane wolf: you guyz are fkcking stupid KSI is built lik tree. logan is built lik twig
glaorck chica: twigz come from tres idiot
eoxnane wolf: why YOY-
[a loud sond came from the epeakers.]
anoucner: IT IS TIM FOR THE LOGNA PAUL VS KSI FIGRE!!! EVERYON PLEAS SIT DOWN!!!!!!!
[everyon in rhe buoklding sat down an tbe lights went out. a apotlight went on an shined ont a big dor.]
ankucner: WELCIM TO TTHE LVONS PAUL KSI FIGTE!!!!!! OUR FIRDT FIGTER TOSAY IS FROM OHIO AN HIS NAKME IS LOGAN PAUK!!!!!
[the audienc cherrered as logan ualaul ran out of tbe dors and onto the stag.]
roxane wolf: FU K OFD THE STAGE!!!!!
glamfick chica: YEAHHHHAGAGGAHG LOGAN LGJAB LGOBA LOGNA
gmatddock fredy: OMG OG OMG NO WAY ITS HIM IFTS LIGAG!!!!!!!
mitngoenry gator: BOOOOOOOOO
glamrock deysd: what?
m.jotnhoemry gator: uhhh i said WOOOOOOOOOO
glamfoc fredy: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! he is s hot an unproblwmatic!!!
motngokemry gator: y.. you thik lgogan paul is hot?
glamrok faredy: yes :) lok at his bicep!
motngoemry gator: ....hm
anoucner: AN THE SECOD FIGHTER OF FHE DAY IS KSI!!!!!
[KSI ran threw the dors too an ran towad the stage as the audirnce chered]
roxnae wolf: YEAHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KSI KSI KSI KIS
glamfock chcia: FUCK THAT GU YBOOOOOOO
glamfockf edy: I dont wan him to win but i wil not boo he becaus he is a human beig an i know how damagig words can be. :)
[as ksi started to get ont the stage, motbgoenry gator lugnged out if nowher an tackld kdi onto gthe grond. the aucicence screamd in horor]
glakforkck fredy: OMG MOTNGOKEMRY NO!!!!!
glamrock hcica: MOTNGOEMRY SOP THE FGHIT IS JUST FOR FUN!
roxnane wolf: GOD CUCKIG DAMH IT MOTBGOEMRY IF YOU GET US KICKF OUT OF ANTOHER FUCKIG VENUE I SWER TO FUCKOIIG GOD.
[mitngienry lifted up ksi ovr his head lik a soup bowl an chucked him iijnto the aufdience. he woud nit be abl to fight logna paul due to his conditoon. the audienc screamed]
glamrocj fredy: MOTNGIMERY! WHAT HAS GOTEN INTO YOU!!!!
mojgotmeyr gator: LOGAG PAUL IS GOIG TO STAEAL MY MAN! SO I WILL KIL HIM BEFOR YOY FAL MADLY IN LOV WITH HIM!
glamfock fredyv: BUT MOTNGOMNRY! I AN POLYAMORUS! WE CAN FORM POLCULE WIT LOGANG!
mitngoendy gator: NO. LOGNA PAUL IS CRINGE! SO I WIL KIL HIM NOW. WHAD DO YOU THIK OF THAT LOGAN???
lgian paul: jake paul
motoughbcowmru gator: TOVSCARED TO SPOKE. THAT IS RIGE. NOW THIS IS QHAT YOU GET!
[motbfoemru gator lifted his fist an punchd logan palu in rhe face]
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glamrocicij fredy: NOOOOFOFOOOOOPPOPPOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[motngoemry gator lungd at ogan plaul to finis thr job]
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[logan pakl fel ober imediatly in pan. the audienc booed an cherred as motngoemry stod victoros.]
oogan paul: j... jak..... paul....
motngimeryet gator: YEAHHHH TAKE THAT LOGNAN!!!!!! JAK PAUL IS THE SUPEROR!!!!
roxane wolf: i fuking hate mondays
glamrovk cuuca: we ned to get thie guy neutured.
hlamorck fredy: i...... I......
[glameock fredy befan to cry. motngoemry gator noticed him from the qrstling ring an quickly ran ober on all 4s]
montgory gator: FREDY I FICKING WON WHY AR YOU CRYIG???
glomfock frdy: mitngoemey.... when glamrovk bonie died the only thig i had 5o keep me goig was logan pal video..... i bot maverick merc..... i subscribd....
mottngoemry gator: omg.... fedy im so sor i didnt kno....
glamrocJFK feedy: .....
motngienry gator: fredy.... i kno a song that wil unite us.....
glamrock fesdy: no song wil repar what yoy hav don.....
motngoemry gator:.....
mothnoermry gator: 🎶jake pal... logun paul.... i lov the pauls rheyr so paulicios....🎶
fflamrock fredy: :o
motngoemry gator: 🎶jak pal... login paal... i wis this vid was nothig but PAULS....🎶
glamrockd edy: y... you watxh jackfilm....??????
mitnhoemry gator: yis....
glamrock fedy: omg... that us so.... atractiv.....
roxane wolf: pleas shit the FUCKZ up i JUST wanted to se the fulking ksi vs logn pal fit for FUCKS SAK.
motngoenry gator: shut rox.... i am in lov wit fredy.
[motngiendu gator an glamrock fredy kis. it is on the big screns an the aufidnce chers. but the gards come over anywys.]
guards: OUT.
roxane wolf: GOD FUKIG DAM IT
[the gang leavs becus they are forcd to. montigmeyr gator an fredy mak out pasionately the whol walk. they al ar stading infron of the car]
mornhoemry gato: wel i wold say today was a god day.
glamrocj fedy: yeah :)
roxan ewolf: fuck of monthomrry i spent thousan of dolar on wrestle ticket for fukig noting.
mitngiendy gator: bruh
[as the gag is banterig, a man is sen walkig up up to the car]
motnhoemry gatir: hah.... omg... OMG IS THT....
[the man is ksi wakign up to the car.]
ksi: jak paul
motngjenry gator: OMG KGM OKG KSI I AM HUG FAN!!!
doxane wolf: OMG SAM!!!!!
glamrok chica: YEAH KSI IS SO COL!!!!
ksi: jack paul
[ksi handd the gang limitd editon signd merch.]
motnhoemry gator: OMG OMGO MGO MFOBNGOGNBN AAAAAAAAA THAK YOU KSI
ksi: oi
glamrocj.g chica: i am goig to sell this :)
mitngoenry gator: ISNT THIS SO COL FREDY!!!!
glakfi k fedy: yeah :)
[glamricj fredy liftd his fist an punchd ksi squar in the fac. ksi fel ovr.]
motngoemry gator: GLAMOCK FREDY WHAT THE FUCK.
glaamrock frefy: you punc my idol i punch yors. now we r even! :)
motngoemry gato:
[the gang all laughd an got into ther car. mayb today was a god day after al :) they drov of into the sunst an livd in peac an harmon forevr.]
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thak yoy so muc sockfac for the ask :) i hop you likd it! sory it tok so long i ahd to writ for coleg. thakn for readig!
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