i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

Anyone else feel depressed, and then fail a level of Candy Crush? It makes you wildly sewerslidle

Did they never ask how you were? Or did you never open up?

I just wanna let you know I keep re reading some of your fics and ended up finding your tumblr bc I need more lmao

Lmfao, that genuinely means so fucking much to me. I'm glad you enjoy my content! <3

Telling your fave they’re too deep, and then they change the angle, whispering ‘this is deep, baby’ into your ear while they wreck your shit.

u think i am joking but this is genuinely how i look while writing: “god, you’re so fucking wet” and “such a good girl” for the hundreth time in my miserable existence

I need a big fat kirishima hug on the real

I can't tell if breakup sex was a great or terrible idea

Either way, I haven't cried this much in my life, cheers🤪

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

POSTING THIS AGAIN!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

Y know those movies where a character has brain damage and can't remember who their spouse is?

I don't know HOW the character with memory loss is always so rude and stand-offish when their spouse shows up at the hospital, like "omg, you're such a fuckin creep for seeing me at the hospital when I don't know who the fuck you are even though we're married"

YO, I would be e c s t a t i c to see my S.O. show up, no clue who he is, but he's my h u s b a n d??? HELLO? HE'S SO DAMN FINE, and I'd be so fuckin eager to talk to him and everything

I haven't been in a relaitonship in such a long time until a couple months ago, and now that I have a normal sex life, here are some (sexual) things I think would happen in a relationship with Bakugou, based on stuff my SO and I have done. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------MINORS DNI - otherwise enjoy

Delay going anywhere last minute until he can fuck you

Literally spend hours fingering the shit out of you, and he will wait until you're begging and making promises until he actually puts more than one finger in

He's fucked you on the couch while his whole family was right outside, choking you to keep you quite

Whenever you're in a family's home, or someone you both know well and everyone leaves the room, he will bend you over a n y t h i n g and start dry humping the shit out of you

can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas

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