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They/Them Just vibin' and ramblin' into the void.
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Seriously, those ladies are old. Make someone else shovel smh
No mother should ever bury their child.
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Sometimes having ADHD is like living out 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' with your own trains of thought.
*Oh hey, I should wipe down this counter. Oh hey, while I'm getting this counter, I might as well grab the others. Oh jeez, cleaning all these counters sure reminds me of the dishes in the dishwasher. Oh wow, all that washing has made me thirsty, I better refill our water jug. Say, all that water reminds me, I should really open the door and let in some fresh air. Oh wait-'*
And it carries on until my brain short circuits right in the middle and I forget what I was doing and why I was doing it.
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If you're on the look out for chewy cookies apparently WINCO'S GENERIC BRAND tastes EXACTLY the same as Chewy Chips Ahoy??? And they're cheaper. So you should def go for those.
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I'm sorry, but every time I see it I'm reminded of "We're not talking about *this*, or *this*, we're talkin' about *this!!*" From SpongeBob.
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You can fight me on this, IDGAF, but "I'm not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent, I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... because he took me away from you." is one of DC's most perfectly crafted short monologues ever. It sums up a whole character in a few, simple lines. It sums up Jason's motives, hopes, and pain.
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sorry for all the boop blogging but unfortunately i love stupid shit and also hitting people
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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared
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here are a few things that could help if you’re looking to get into comics because it’s very confusing at first (and every moment after)
the dcu guide lists characters’ appearances in chronological order
comicvine lists every appearance of a character
comicstorian is a youtube channel that summarizes comic arcs/character origins in short, easy to understand videos
lornahs has a lot of good character reading lists, dc & marvel
comic book reading orders has reading orders for almost all events & characters, dc & marvel
r/DCcomics’ wiki has a large recommended reading page & a newbies section for people looking to start reading for the first time
comic book herald has a list of reading guides as well as a where to start with current dc & a beginner’s guide to comics
the dc database has a recommended reading section
comics back issues has a list of reading orders as well as their guide to comics for new readers
and if you’re looking to get into lanterns, be sure to give my own, comparatively puny rec page a look!
good luck!
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I really wish countries could go back to settling things by taking arbitrary competitions extremely seriously.
World's greatest hula-hoop anyone? If we start now, we might make it to Mars *and* convert to clean energy by 2040.
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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