xadial
fluffy-haired bastard
rune | 20s | they | white | bone tired and hardwired to ugly sob with love if i see winnie the pooh. | icon by @fropa/@frogery!!
3646 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
cupofgreg
cup of greg
black-fluffy-sheep
Black Fluffy Sheep
aevermint
Aryane Evermint
dinocrono-blog
Dino``
Text
the week before dick explodes (my period) is just. i am so horny i'm gonna crawl out of my skin. i'm ✨passively suicidal✨. i'm listening to mistki brand new city on repeat at full volume. i want chocolate. there is a pit inside me too vast and hungry to put into words. i'm constipated
#sui mention#rambles#im made of electrified meat ra ra ra#my brain transposes stress into Hey U Know The Only Way To Solve Ur Problems Is kys which is not helpful ty#i just need to do my coursework and the stress will be over with can u please be normal about this
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way
73K notes
·
View notes
Text
i love pictures of the international space station which are just completely overexposed because that is just.. unequivocally an angel.
57K notes
·
View notes
Text
I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him. I can't make fun of him
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally, it means it's up to Batman. on a more figurative level, it means that you're leaving something to God/fate - metaphorically represented by Batman, of course.
big event that you haven't prepared for but you're going anyway? bahala na si Batman. major exams coming up and you haven't reviewed yet? bahala na si Batman. about to do anything remotely risky/luck-based? bahala na si Batman.
anyways, I just think it's hilarious that Batman is now a part of our culture through this saying. is this a thing in other cultures/languages too? let me know!
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
38K notes
·
View notes
Text
Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.
84K notes
·
View notes
Text
@kraznat
if it had the opportunity, i feel like a cow would walk through a car wash. it would know exactly what to do, it wouldn't even get scared when the water jets spray
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
115K notes
·
View notes
Text
sucks that if you show someone your cool new bruise they usually say something like "yeowch!" or "oh no how did you get that?" instead of ooh so pretty i like the shape & colors
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's always 'ily' (i love you) and never 'etidttcwyfisal' (every time i drive through the city where you're from i squeeze a little) 😕
0 notes