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"If the apocalypse happened again, I would just pass away. Why do people in movies have so much will to live?"
-Jasper (probably)
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Jasper: "in my defence, I was left unsupervised."
Clarke: "wasn't Monty with you?"
Monty: "in my defence, I was also left unsupervised."
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ALIE: "so, you downloaded your mind into the City of Light the other day and-"
Jasper: "no returns."
ALIE: "please, it's making the others sad."
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Monty: "you have PTSD."
Jasper: "hell yeah I have PTSD: Proficient Talent for Stupid Decisions!"
Monty: "we need to talk about your use of humour as a coping mechanism."
Jasper: "Monty, I don't think you realize how clever that joke was."
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~Sneaking through Mt. Weather~
Monty: "Alright. You’re gonna have to go shut down their security cameras."
Jasper: "What? Me? Shouldn’t you be doing that? Techy stuff is your thing."
Monty: "I know, but I have to do all the power re-routing. It’s easy. You just have to turn off the main security switch at the control panel."
Jasper: ...Uh...okay." *walks over to the control panel and hits it with his axe a few times* "I’m sure that did it."
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Monty: "I regret buying you that blender."
Jasper: *drinking toast* "why?"
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Jasper, high on jobi nuts: *holding a stick* "an anti-Grounder stick."
Monty: "I can see that!"
Jasper: *to the stick* "you are perfect"
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Jasper: *walks up to prize counter at an arcade* "I'll have three and a half miles of laughy taffy! Fuck I love those jokes!"
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Jasper: "Monty's missing and Maya's busy, so while they're gone I'm gonna confront the president."
Miller: "why?"
Jasper: "they're, like, 85% of my impulse control."
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Jasper: "a snake bit my leg, what do I do?"
Monty, recounting what he learned in Earth skills: "elevate and apply pressure."
Jasper: *lifts up snake* "apologize or else."
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Clarke: "that goes against my moral compass."
Jasper: "your 'moral compass' is a fucking roulette wheel!"
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Monty: "every machine is a smoke machine of you operate it wrong enough."
Jasper: "I'm gonna tell this to Raven and watch her head explode."
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Monty: "the stars are beautiful tonight."
Harper: "yeah."
Monty: "you know what else is beautiful?"
Harper: *blusing* "what?"
Monty: "the moon. The planets. The rest of the galaxy. I fucking love space."
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Jasper: "sorry it took me so long, I broke down on the way here."
Monty: "oh, is the rover okay?"
Jasper: "the rover?"
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Monty: *trying to deal with what just happened with a joke* "what's it called when you murder a friend?"
Monty: "homiecide."
Jasper: *still crying and holding Maya's dead body* "murder."
Monty: "homiecide."
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Azgeda warrior: "I like to kill people."
Jasper: *brightly* "I like to die."
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Raven: "the world's ending. I'd say we have six months."
Jasper: "this is so sad. Alexa play Despacito."
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