witchking-jr
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weird shit, art, fashion and fandom in absolutely no sort of order. perpetually and merrily unrepentant.
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“If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised, because every night I tell her about you.”
— Shahrazad al-Khalij
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a russian meme that appeared in my dream
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Thinking about when I worked for honey baked ham and whenever we got busy our store manager would recalibrate the pricing scales to make hams more expensive per pound and most hams landed around $80 naturally so sometimes you'd get an 8lb ham for like $110
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I was such a rageful stubborn bullheaded little child, in an incredibly constricting and rigid environment. past me decided she had the guts to disappoint almost everyone she knew and follow what she knew she wanted, and I am grateful for that little kid every single day. she saved me. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
what are yall grateful to your past selves for? let’s hear it.
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Dev Patel on shooting Monkey Man:
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Monkey Man fucking SLAPS dude. 10/10 no notes.
#dev Patel#dev Patel and his burning rage and his big brown eyes#LETHAL combo#monkey man#monkey man movie
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Memorial murals around the world for George Floyd, whose murder by Minneapolis police on 25 May 2020 sparked uprisings in cities around the US, and protests against police racism in various cities around the world.
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@samaelleopoldsullivan very kindly gave me a dip pen and a huge bottle of ink! ✒️📜
#pen and ink#pen and ink drawing#dip pen#dip pen art#portrait illustration#portrait artist#fashion illustration#art#fashion
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Day 23 - Finding Ecthelion reborn in the gardens of Lórien
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Ilia fucking Malinin’s world record breaking free skate
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Vacant 💫
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
#blEASe#I think spider currency is housing#dawg you CAN contract with a spider#you bring him inside where it’s dry and warm and lots of büg#that’s the contract#spooders#spiders
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Eclipse, ink and gelly rolls on 27x36cm paper.
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theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox
theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees
theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards
#now you listen to me.#the Yankees absolutely have an old Italian man on staff who is using some niche shit ok#he is using the shit the Venetians were using when they invented capitalism and got good at it.#game of Saturn type shit ok#he is probably storing up problems for himself in the next life but by GOD is he good at it#and you mark my words#when he goes#if he has no successor#the Yankees’ reign will end#sports#witchcraft#they really do go together#they’re#como se dice#they have both to do with the will. honey the will is powerful#start treating your will as if it is very very powerful in its ability to reach out to this symbolic organism we call the universe#and change it#and thank me later#good night my dearest tumblr hoes
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This for That
by Ron Padgett
What will I have for breakfast?
I wish I had some plums
like the ones in Williams’s poem.
He apologized to his wife
for eating them
but what he did not
do was apologize to those
who would read his poem
and also not be able to eat them.
That is why I like his poem
when I am not hungry.
Right now I do not like him
or his poem. This is just
to say that.
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you BOOP miette? you boop her a single time? oh! oh! boops for mutual! return boops for beloved mutual One Thousand Times!!!!
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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
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