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Wingfeather saga incorrect quotes?
ajhgkfalsj okay, sure. (oh my gosh I had too much fun with this I had to make myself stop, looking up incorrect quotes is a hoot xD)
Warning: Quotes reference things from all four books and therefore have out of context spoilers, read at your own risk
I think I’ve tried to do these before but I can only remember the one.
The one I remember is:
(that one scene in The Monster in the Hollows be like- )
Janner: if I run and jump at uncle Artham he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Janner: *running at Artham* INCOMING!
Artham: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE! *drops his mug and catches Janner anyway*
Janner: *grinning while Artham holds him and rolls his eyes*
And now have whatever else I come up with:
Kalmar: the risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math
Fang!Kalmar: I am jus a little creature, tha’s it
Tink: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Janner: You’re a hazard to society
Leeli: And a coward. Do twenty.
Kalmar: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Janner: If?
Maraly: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Leeli: What's a word that’s a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Janner: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Kalmar: Smad.
Janner: WHY. why did you give Kalmar a KNIFE?!
Artham: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Janner: Now I feel unsafe!
Artham: I’m sorry.
Artham: ... would you like a knife?
Maraly: Someone will die.
Tink: Of fun! :)
Nia: Okay, truth or dare?
Artham: Truth
Nia: How many hours have you slept this week?
Artham:
Artham: ...Dare
Nia: Go to bed.
Artham: I don’t like this game.
Yurgen: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Maraly: I prevented a murder today.
Sara: Really? How’d you do that?
Maraly: self control.
Leeli: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
(at the end of book 4)
Nia: are you okay?
Kalmar: no. I want to leave the country and start a new life.
Aurendelle: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
(because of Artham get it? I think I’m funny)
Ouster Will: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Kalmar: Mama always says you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.
Maraly: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Gammon: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!
Maraly: No! Four to five seconds!
Gammon: Too late!
(I’m going to jail for this one)
Artham: Punch me in the face.
Podo: Punch you?
Artham: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Podo: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Janner: Kalmar was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Kalmar: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Janner: Kal, you ate a chair.
Nia: Can I offer you a bit of advice?
Maraly: Is it about the way I’m dressed?
Nia: Yes, but it’s too late for that.
Artham: *Gently taps table*
Esben: *Taps back*
Aurendelle: What are they doing?
Nia: Morse code.
Artham: *Aggressively taps table*
Esben: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Gnag the Nameless: Who are you to stand against Gnag the Nameless, destroyer of empires?
Kalmar: Kalmar Wingfeather, robber of ATMs!
Sara: Don’t be sad!
Artham: Why not?
Sara:
Sara: I don’t have a good answer.
Leeli: is this juice or perfume?
Kalmar: chugs entire contents of bottle
Kalmar:
Kalmar: that’s perfume.
Artham: What if mayonnaise came in cans
Esben: Well that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
Nia: Good morning to everyone except my husband and his brother.
Leeli: would you consider yourself a morning or a night person?
Peet: at this point I’m barely even a person
Esben: You must be out of your mind.
Nia: What-
Esben: Because you’ve been in mine all day
Esben: winks with both eyes
Kalmar: what’s with midlife crises? what if someone dies young and they never knew when their midlife crisis was? you never know your midlife point.
Janner: that’s why I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.
Kalmar: I’m an idiot
Janner:
Leeli:
Sara:
Janner: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is gonna be a long day.
Sara: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
Janner: several traffic violations.
Maraly: three counts of resisting arrest.
Kalmar: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Leeli: also, that’s not our houndrick.
Leeli, following Janner and Kal: This is such a bad idea.
Kalmar: Then why are you coming along?
Leeli: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
okay I'll stop there xD this was so much fun oh my goodness
Bonus Wingfeather Falls one:
Stan: How would you kids like to do something for money?
The Wingfeather and Pines kids: ….
Janner: Can we have some details first?
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UPDATE: After much ado (i.e. various life happenings and other such things), the Wingfeather Saga Discord server will be open SOON! Keep an eye out tomorrow (6/14/23) for a grand opening announcement! 💖💎
Interest check for a Wingfeather Saga discord server!
Would anyone be interested in joining/helping moderate a Wingfeather Saga server if I started one? It would be for both the books and the animated series, and have sections for art, theories, fanfiction, new episode discussion, etc.
If you think you'll be in the fandom for a while and would be interested in helping out, let me know! I can handle the more technical aspects of building a server, so mods would mostly be in charge of keeping an eye out that everyone is being respectful and following the rules. (And since this is the Wingfeather Saga fandom we're talking about, that shouldn't be a hard job. I love how kind and thoughtful this community is!) Name suggestions/ideas for the server would be welcome as well!
Like, reblog, or send a message if you'd be interested in joining!
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