william-murderface-murderface
"I'd Rather Die Than Go To Heaven."
I assure you all that although I have a tumblr, I am not gay.
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*sticks an azalea in your hair* :3
>:( that’s gay
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I love you, William! I know you don’t think so, but you are amazing!
Someone finally sees my greatness. Thank you, stranger.
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Murderface seemed to be at a stalemate. On one hand, yes, this was the greatest prank he’s ever pulled. Truly he was the king of pranks and furthermore, the king of Mordhaus. Admitting it was him, which he’s not saying it was, would automatically give him the biggest dick in the house. On the other hand...
“No ones gonna pay for your dumb insured hand. Why don’t you go bother Toki or something about it? He probably did it for a solo.”
( @your-glowing-guitar-god )
"MOIDERFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" A yell echoed through the walls of Mordhaus, followed by an exasperated, disheveled lead guitarist. "Didst you puts dem rat traps unda my beds?!" (@your-glowing-guitar-god)
“Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. What are you gonna do? You don’t have a warrant.”
@your-glowing-guitar-god
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"MOIDERFACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" A yell echoed through the walls of Mordhaus, followed by an exasperated, disheveled lead guitarist. "Didst you puts dem rat traps unda my beds?!" (@your-glowing-guitar-god)
“Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. What are you gonna do? You don’t have a warrant.”
@your-glowing-guitar-god
#rp response but it's really short and i'm sorry i love you#your-glowing-guitar-god#william murderface#murderface#skwisgaar skwigelf
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Did you know people are making body pillows of you? You should search it up tbh
A bodypillow? What kind of weirdass japanese shit is a bodypillow? Is it like some kinda weird tentacle hentai stuff?
First y’all think I’m gay, then you think I’d fuck a fish. I have standards.
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[@nxckotxne] "Bro, chill with the knife."
William snarled, shoving a pudgy finger into the kid’s chest.
“Bro, chill with the betrayal.”
@nxckotxne
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“I am the one, Orgasmatron.” - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead.
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That’s all.
The bass guitar is a deeply underrated instrument and I hope that all bassists are having a good day.
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Duff carrying Slash is all I need today
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Okay you're acting like toki's your little brother or your kid or something
Look here douchebag. I know I don’t act like it but I... I care about my band. They’re the closest thing I got to a damn family. You think I wouldn’t cut my hand off for the kid?
Sure he pisses me off and sometimes I want to fucking kill him, but he’s MY damn band member and I’m not gonna let some bozo behind a screen bash on him for being him. So yeah, I act like he’s my little brother or something. Get with the fucking program or go fuck yourself, bud.
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i love u man. bassists are underappreciated. /youre/ underappreciated. i think youre cooler than skwisgaar but dont tell him i said that
Shit, I mean-... damn, you really mean it?
//he’s so happy he has no words
//he will now die for you
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//love this babeu but he’s so angry and upset it’s draining to write :(((((
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I mean, you're not as dumb as Toki so yours probably wouldn't die. Plus, he's like cursed or something yours would be good to go
Toki might be dumb as shit but that does not give you the fucking right to say it. I’ll bash your damn teeth in next time you talk shit. You got that?
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You should get a cat
You mean like Toki?
I, uh... think I’m okay, anon.
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