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Seven Birds: Utter Chaos
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A peppy marimba duet brought to you by Jester and her Duplicate!
(Ok technically not a duet technically, The Traveler helped a leetle bit but it's just because he's so cool you guys.)
#is tumblr now just my dnd repository? perhaps#guys I love Jester#I also love marimba#am I using counterpoint to cope with social isolation#yes#consider this tho Jester definitely played that little bell with her tail#cr2#critical role#Jester Lavorre
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The bureau is in shambles because no one is there. The moonbase is empty, and not a single one of its quirky, energetic inhabitants is in sight....
...because they’re all out VOTING.
YEET YOURSELF STRAIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL POLLING STATIONS, AMIGOS.
#look this is offbrand and i know it#but y'all please#voting is hip voting is cool voting is your civic duty as an american citizen#sorry to all you non american citizens#actually maybe not sorry it's kind of a hellfest here#taz#the adventure zone
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Oh look, it's Taakitz
You almost died in a car crash and found out that your guardian angel is super…hot. You continue putting your life in danger in order to spend more time with them.
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There’s a real duck that comes around Duck’s station sometimes and he made a mini version of his own hat that he puts on it whenever it shows up.
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kravitz when he needs to move but taako’s asleep on him: i can’t… i’d be a monster… he’s so peaceful, i have been trapped for all eternity
barry when he needs to move but lup’s asleep on him: (hefting her clumsily onto his shoulders) sorry babe i was hungry here have a cheeto
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Sorry I literally just barraged your notes. I like, forgot I was on your blog and just kept reblogging! I love this content tho, and now after just finishing Balance I thought I wouldn’t have content to look at since it ended so long ago. Boy was I wrong!
Balance shall live on in all of our hearts. I will maintain Balance’s legacy even if I have to do it myself, one bad tumblr post at a time.
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let’s try this again!
you asked, I answered
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what do the taakitz cats think of Krav's skelie form?
theyre a big fan
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me, sweating profusely: "The TAZ fandom needs this immediately"
The Angel of Death
FISTS YOU
And then you Die
#the adventure zone#taz#taz balance#taz: balance#the adventure zone balance#the adventure zone: balance#taakitz#blupjeans#kravitz#taako#taako taaco#lup#lup taaco#barry bluejeans
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I wrote this short piece when Molly died, with the intention of expanding and developing it when his story continued (fully expecting a resurrection). After recent events, I believe it is best to leave my piece the way we left Molly's story: inconclusive, but undisturbed, and at rest.
art by the lovely @toriitorii, @OhJeeToriG on Twitter
#I write music to cope with my feelings about dnd characters#I'm trying to put myself out there more so I'm finally posting some of my stuff#SoundCloud#please be gentle lmao#music#Melision#critical role#mollymauk#piano#critical role spoilers#spoilers
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taako, with three broken ribs, several bleeding wounds, a black eye, and a singed hat: it’s all good my dude lmao
taako, a little sniffly: i’m dying i’m physically disintegrating before your very eyes my soul will be torn from this realm at any moment
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Griffin McElroy: refers to a regular human-ass NPC as they/them
Me, literally choking back tears: fucking superb you funky little cowboy
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I’m sure you were hoping for some angst but……
Au where Minerva’s had enough of the long distance tutoring and moves in with Duck
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ITS THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST METAMOUR IN THE WORLD ( @candycorncartooncat) [i mean not in germany anymore but yanno………. shhhh…]
so i tried my hand at lup :v
ive never drawn her before AND I HONESTLY DIDNT KNOW WHERE I WANTED TO GO WITH THE DESIGN AT ALL I ONLY WANTED TO DRAW COOL FIRE
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For all your nasty anons
You guys should go check out out The Day of Story and Thong. Its a Burlesque show themed after TAZ. You should express that you want to see them travel because they have full Mcelroy permission and are raising money for charity.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1851537514905496/?ti=cl
this is nuts but it sounds like something you guys would like so??? go ham???
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When the Starblaster took off there was a single spider on the ship and Magnus is always on edge at the start of every year until someone kills it.
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