whumpingandsmilinglikeanidiot
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That specific whump trope where the person who's Been Through Shit™ is now safe, but Comfort™ and Safety™ is so outside of their comprehension that they assume they're expected to pay for it somehow. Money, acts of service, sex, as fucked up as you want it, really. It's one of my favouriteee tropes. It hits me like an ice pick through the heart every time. I think I just love the reassurance they get that Safety™ and Comfort™ is a basic thing they deserve, not a privilege to be earned. And that the people they're with are trustworthy and good and genuine.
*kicks feet excitedly*
#aaah beauty#whump prompts#whump#whumpee#caretaker#rescued whumpee#recovery whump#conditioned whumpee
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Helpless caretakers are on my mind today
A helpless caretaker who knows so well what kind of hell Whumpee is going through right now, and can't ever seem to fall asleep.
A helpless caretaker who can reach Whumpee whenever they want to, can hold them and comfort them and say sorry all they want, but know that even trying to actually pull Whumpee out of the torture would result worse off for the both of them.
A helpless caretaker who can't let Whumpee know that they're on their side.
A helpless caretaker who doesn't know what's the right thing to do.
A helpless caretaker who's on the brink of becoming the reluctant whumper.
A helpless caretaker who has to run off mid-sentence and cry in a bathroom stall.
#whump#whumpee#caretaker#bad caretaker#helpless caretaker#whump prompts#whump idea#whump prompt#whump ideas#reluctant whumper#whump tropes#whump trope
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The Rare Bookseller and the Vampire Auction: Masterlist
The story of Oliver, a seller of rare books who is kidnapped and sold at a high-end auction for vampires to purchase thralls.
18+. Contains vampires, mind control, hypnotic inductions, captivity / gilded cage, blood drinking, abuse, violence, torture, Stockholm syndrome, slavery / human auction, psychological whump.
1. Alexander's Warning
2. Oliver's Kidnapping
3. Oliver's Car Ride
4. Oliver's Exam
5. Oliver's Shower
6. Oliver's Cell
7. Oliver's Neighbors
8. Joe's Story
9. Oliver's Anticipation
10. Oliver's Conditioning
11. Emily's Despair
12. Oliver's Grade
13. Oliver's Fears
14. Lily's Hard Work
15. Emily's Last Meal
16. Emily's Defiance
17. Oliver's Long Shot
18. Oliver's Fancy Dress
19. Oliver's Price Tag
20. Alexander's Temptation
21. Jameson's Threat
22. Oliver's Auction
23. Alexander's Purchase
24. Alexander's Troubles
25. Fitz's Magic Show
26. Lily's Favorite Thrall
27. Oliver's Delivery
28. Fitz's Capture
29. Oliver's Welcome
30. Alexander's Rules
31. Fitz's Showtime
32. Oliver's New Life
33. Alexander's Feeding
34. Fitz's Curtain Call
35. Oliver's Walk
36. Alexander's Desire
37. Alexander's Housekeeper
38. Alexander's Sire
39. Fitz's Rose
40. The Maestro's Mark
41. Alexander's Mark
42. Fitz's Cold Comfort
43. Katherine's Advice
44. Alexander's Vain Hope
45. Fitz's Reflection
46. Oliver's Ballet
47. The Maestro's Diversion
48. Fitz's Charms
AUs and Extra Material
Fitz's Volunteer Part One Part Two
Oliver's Songbird AU Part One Part Two
Alexander's Sweet Dream AU Part One Part Two Part Three
Fitz: Sleepy Fitz || Fitz in the Snow || Fitz's Waking Nightmare
Roger: Fitz's Alarm Clock
Emily: Emily's Crayons
Jameson: Jameson's Insult
Riana (Fanfiction): Riana's Determination
Auction House Worldbuilding
Picrews: Oliver || Alexander & Lily || Fitz || Emily
Hunting Dog
A side story about a vampire hunter captured and turned into an obedient hunting dog.
Lowell's Mistake
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I’m just thinking about a vampire hunter who lost their arm. They replace it with a prosthetic one made out of silver. Imagining the pain when they grab a vampire, or pin them down by their neck while their skin burns under the silver and there’s nothing they can do because it hurts so much. Fingers desperately trying to find something other than the arm to grab onto to try and pry them off.
#fantasy whump#whump#whump idea#whump prompts#character design#vampire whump#vampire whumpee#vampire hunter whumper#whumper#whumpee
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characters who have had their individuality suppressed finally learning to express themselves. 😭
#yes yes yes ye syes yes#whump#totalitarian whump#dystopian whump#human weapon whump#human weapon whumpee#recovery whump#whumpee#individuality
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Whumper grabs whumpee tightly and sharply by their collar and pulls them close, face to face.
They brush their fingers over whumpee's face lovingly and watch the fear and uncertainty in their eyes as whumpee wonders what whumper is going to do.
And for just a moment whumper wonders. They wonder if they are too harsh on whumpee. They wonder if there is still a chance for them to have a normal, real relationship with them. If there was ever a chance.
But oh, how they love to see whumpee hurting. Oh how they love to hear them scream.
The moment passes.
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haa
And then I misunderstood your post as x being a very gruesome and sick thing to do to another person
and Whumpee due to circumstances has normalized x as something people sometimes do to each other but Whumper forbids them from doing it because what the fuck whumpee
but Whumper A is actually oh fuck fine whatever
You and I are superheroes of seeing what we love in everything I guess lol
And now we have three amazing prompts :D
@whumpingandsmilinglikeanidiot
SO I SAW YOUR POST ABT whumper being a conditioned whumpee to another whumper and I first misread it as "whumper A's whumpee is a conditioned whumpee to another whumper"
and my brain went like, Whumper A has common sense, while whumpee is like:
"you..you allow me to do x? They would never let me do that.." while x is a very common and normal thing that everyone has the rights to do and
whumper A is like: "whom the FUCK-"
yeah I think my brain has a superpower of turning whumpers to caretakers.
#someone!!!!!!!#talked to me!!!!!!!#aaaaaaaaaaa#psychological whump#whump#whumpee#whump prompts#whumper#whump idea#multiple whumpers#whumper turned caretaker
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PSA CAN’T BELIEVE I’M POSTING THIS. STOP AI.
The first image is a prompt I posted on my prompt blog LAST YEAR.
The second image is from an application called c.ai. On MY post, a viewer commented, telling people that there’s a character with this very dialogue.
Mind you, NO ONE ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION. Though it wasn’t stolen word for word, this is very obviously taken from my prompt which I took the time to write and publish. This is MY writing, and though I share it publicly, that does not give anyone the right to make money off of it. I did NOT CONSENT TO MY PROMPT BEING USED IN AI.
I honestly am not even sure what action to take but please please please bring attention to this and reblog. We need to end AI and the act of stealing artists’ work. I can’t believe this.
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Living Weapon Whumpee: Caretaking Prompts
Caretaker massaging Living Weapon's stiff muscles that have never had such treatment before. Living Weapon wincing, hissing between their teeth, but relaxing to Caretaker's working touch.
Sick Living Weapon worked themselves too hard, and promptly collapsed. They've woken up in bed, something they can't even remember they last time they've slept on.
Caretaker played a bit of dress up with Living Weapon, finally managing to get them in civilian clothing. They spun the mirror around for Living Weapon. Now they're frantically trying to sop up the tears sliding down Living Weapon's face.
Caretaker needing to frantically ask Living Weapon questions, because they'll never request anything for themselves. "Does this hurt?" "Do you need painkillers?" "Is this too tight?"
Living Weapon has grown frightened of Caretaker due to their gentleness, fearing it because it's something they are not used to. Caretaker is trying to teach them that they deserve to be treated gently.
Caretaker walked in to check on Living Weapon today, only to find them having a reaction based from their "training". Now Caretaker is looming over them, their hand placed on Living Weapon's back, trying to stir their friend to return to them.
Medic Caretaker has brought in soldiers, and civilians alike into their care. They happened to take in one Living Weapon too. As everyone has healed up and returned, no one has come by to claim the Living Weapon. Now Caretaker is in charge of them, until they can find where they belong.
"Where am I?", Living Weapon asked. They took quite the hit to the head, and have been incredibly disoriented. Caretaker doesn't have the heart to tell them where they are, and better yet what they are.
Caretaker took in more than one Living Weapon. They've been watching the multiple whumpees recover and develop drastically differently. They weren't expecting to have to break up fights, but it's made for the perfect lecture time while they add gauze to broken skin.
A Living Weapon far worse for ware then what Caretaker is used to seeing showed up in their care. While helping Living Weapon walk, they look up to the supposedly unexpressive face scrunched up in a look on the verge of tears.
Caretaker and Living Weapon walking out of the bathroom covered in excessive amounts of soap, because Living Weapon assumed Caretaker was trying to "drown" them in this action called "bathing"
Living Weapon slowly unveiling their injuries that are no big deal according to them. Watching Caretaker wrap bandages around their arms, and apply solvents to puffy looking wounds. They think they're starting to understand.
#living weapon whumpee#living weapon whump#<<is slowly becoming one of my favorites#whump#whumpee#caretaker#whump prompts#rescued whumpee
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kidnapping via the trunk is well n good, but I love the peril of the character being seen within the car :^D This was gonna be part of the 31 Days of Kink, but I never got around to it!
I guess Lance can be caught by mafia or s/t idk _(:,D I just wanted to draw “kidnapping” + “car bondage” w/ a sprinkle of “struggle”
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*bangs fist on table*
YES
*banging fists on the table* HISTORICAL WHUMP
i don’t care when it takes place! victorian england? 1920s america? medieval france? pre-columbian mexico? hell, even classical persia??? even something as recently as the 80s is enough for me
and yknow what would make it even better? time travel, my beloved <3
anyways im gonna go back into my “post nothing and make everyone think im dead” state
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A galery of bad choices
My very short EESU fanfiction, involving my beloved boys Erhardt and Radím. @dresden-syndrome's OCs
A little peek into Radíms life written by yours truly.
cw: violence, captivity
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This was already a bad day. Radím could feel something was off from the moment he woke up. He felt tense this whole week, but… when was the last time he felt any different in this never ending nightmare.
To make matters worse it seemed like Erhardt got up on the wrong side of bed too. And, as always, he made it Radíms problem. Any other day he would’ve just absorbed it, finished his chores quickly and disapear from his owners sight.
But not today.
Radím felt anger bubbling within his veins. Despite his best efforts, his owner didn’t let him catch a breath. The air was stiff and the collar around his neck felt like a noose. He learned very soon to just bite his tongue and do as he’s told, the consequences of a slightest disobedience were visible for weeks. Radím didn't want to get beaten again, knowing just how much Günther loved every oportunity to hurt him and even more so putting his handiwork on display for everyone to see. A gallery of bad choices.
Another round of degrading remarks showered Radím like an acid rain. With the last insult ringing in his ears, Radíms eyes clouded with rage. For a brief moment he lost control and a quiet curse slipped pass his clenched teeth.
'Bolševická svině’ he hissed under his breath.
(bolshevik swine)
A wave of relief washed over him, that single speckle of rebellion made him feel like he still didn't loose his personhood.
His bliss was cut short by panicked yelp as Erhardt grabbed his collar and yanked him back. Radíms heart raced as he was forced to meet his owners gaze, the dark eyes bore into his, sending shivers down his spine. Slight twitch of Günthers nose hinted what emotions were lurking under the unexpresive mask.
The boys blood froze as he heard a sentence in perfect Czech.
'Zopakuj to.'
(say that again)
Life flashed before Radíms eyes, his tiny heart hammered against his ribcage like a captured bird. His voice got caught in his throat, paralysed by the suffocating doom.
The boys train of thought was violently stopped and so was his ability to breathe. With a cruel twist of a wrist Günther hoisted him up by the collar. Radím was forced to his tiptoes, desperately trying to alleviate some pressure crushing his windpipe.
Erhardt sneered at the sight of his pet trashing like a fish out of water, frantically clawing onto the leather collar in desperate attempt to free himself. Radím dug his nails into the hand holding his collar, trying to pry it away, which only prompted Erhardt to lift him up a bit more.
Radíms feet barely touched the ground, his hands clenched the leather mercilessly constricted around his neck. Darkness creeping from the corners of his eyes only accelerated the boys panic. Tiny blips of light danced around his vision as he struggled against the iron grip of his cruel master.
The room was filled with sounds of choking and gurgling. After a solid minute, a dull thud echoed through the concrete walls, shortly followed by violent cough and laboured wheezing.
Radíms attempt to get off the ground was met with a forceful kick in the ribs. The boy whined like a dog as sharp pain shot through his body. He wanted to crawl away but Erhardt quickly stomped on the leash, preventing any further escape attempts.
'Worthless rat.'
Radim was forced back to the cold floor by the crushing weight of Günters military boot on his back. He squirmed under the weight of the man menacingly looming over him.
‚…ungrateful vermin.‘
The malice seeping from his masters words made the young man tremble. Radíms eyes widened in horror when he heard a distinct click of Günters thick belt coming undone.
'I will teach you humility'
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perfectionist whumpers perfectionist whumpers perfectionist whumpers
You know what I really like that I just discovered recently. Perfection whump.
Where the whumpee is somehow forced to become perfect, either through something that magically makes them that way or they're literally tortured and moulded until they're perfect. And it takes away so much of who they are because to be human is to make mistakes. And it literally traps them in their own bodies. And they want to be anything BUT perfect but they CAN'T. They have no choice they HAVE to be perfect and they HAVE to act HAPPY about it.
Is the whumper who did this to them still in the picture?? They COULD be, actively controlling them and forcing them to be more and more perfect, or maybe they did that to them and just left them to suffer. But IMO bonus points if the whumper IS still there and the whumpee has to constantly obey the whumper who made them perfect either "out of gratitude" or just because they'd been conditioned so deeply to listen to and obey them.
I'm actually writing a Phantom of the Opera fanfic where Raoul gets taught by an evil ballet teacher who pushes him beyond his limits, literally torturing him with exhaustion and manipulating him and using his insecurities against him to make him believe he NEEDS her, forcing him to practice and practice until he's literally the perfect ballet dancer. And ofc the ballet teacher plans to use him for her own personal gain :))
I found out I like this kind of whump from this REALLY good Tim Drake fanfic that my friend recommended to me called "Obedience" UGH what a masterpiece
whumper turning whumpee into their own perfect little doll. love this!!
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A terrified whumpee whose body is exhausted from the intense trembling but they still can’t stop quivering. Warmth cocoons them as Caretaker wraps a blanket around them and pulls them down onto the couch before their shaky legs give out. Once seated, Caretaker curls up behind the whumpee and wraps their arms around their shaking form until they feel whumpee’s hands grab theirs and pull them close to their rapidly moving chest. Caretaker murmurs words of encouragement and keeps telling them that they’re ok and nothing is going to happen to them. Whumpee mumbles something about having a living weighted blanket and they feel Caretaker smile against the back of their clammy neck.
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Exactly my reaction to this community
You get used to it
I'm sorry but like. I dont know the meaning of 'whump' or any of its variants but it's so much of a funny word. I keep seeing posts where it's like 'the whumpee' the fuckinh what. 'the whumper'. what kind of silly fun house shit are yall talking about. what.
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Okay why--
why are all these people here all I have to give is random shitposts
and I don't even post that often!
Should I do something for 100 followers I don't know other people look like they're doing it
#love <3#love love love#100 followers#imma print out that followers list and hang it on my wall#it's a nice feeling#not whump
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wowww
My piece for the ABCs of Whump zine @thewhumpyprintingpress My letter was T for Torture !
If you want to acquire this very whumpy zine, there are physical and digital copies still available. Make sure to visit The Whumpy Printing Press Tumblr for more informations
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