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whorefordean · 1 day
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wait wait because imagine being a normal OF creator or a cam girl, just a small name nobody who does it for the sole purpose of getting through college. you keep your face out of everything, nothing in the background of any video of yours is personal, like once you get your degree this entire account is getting deleted and it'll be a thing of the past. (not that you're ashamed or anything. we respect sex workers of all kinds here)
and you plan on doing a different kind of video: one of you fucking yourself with a new, much bigger toy. usually you keep to the rabbits and bullets but following your friends advice, you fucking yourself on a dildo wouldn't be terrible.
plus you need it, sweetheart. when was the last time you even had a date?
bitch. (affectionately)
and as soon as you walk into your usual sex store, you double take. there is no, NO, way that is pornstar!ghost's dick you've just spotted as a dildo.
he's been your favorite pornstar long before you even started this side hustle. who in their right mind can resist that beast of a man with the mask and the tattoos and the heaving thing that's between his legs--
you take it home immediately.
it's almost sad how stupid you fuck yourself on it, cunt split open and dripping onto the floorboard for the internet to see but in that moment, you don't give a fuck.
you don't remember how many times you come that night nor how many viewers you had watching your puffy lips swallow "ghost's" cock whole, but come morning, you notice your bank account and it is padded.
PADDED.
one particular tipper was incredibly generous and they even left a message.
i'd love to see you do that on the real thing.
yeah, me too.
(whoever that is becomes a loyal follower who tips regularly.)
*screaming at the thought of simon getting himself off at your video. hasn't come that hard in months and that says a lot since he's yknow, a pornstar.*
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whorefordean · 1 day
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season one of supernatual is so funny to me. sam and dean will literally show up to the crime scene in some fuck ass flannels and dean is in his leather jacket and the cops are like "who the hell are you?" and dean will be like "oh, us? well we are obviously from the us fish and wildlife service who else could we possibly be???" 
meanwhile theyre in the craziest outfits known to mankind with no badge or anything, so the cops will ask for their IDs and they'll hand them the most unconvincing fake id you'll ever see. the thing will be crumpled to no return and look like it was all hand written by a toddler and SOMEHOW THE COPS STILL BELIEVE THEM??
and then, they'll start questioning the victims family like "aw man :( I'm so sad for you :( that must be really hard :( so like what happened? and on a completely separate note, did you see anything? feel a temp drop? did you feel a cold spot? did you see something weird? like a creature mayhaps? like a ghost? did you see a ghost? do you believe in ghosts? please tell me it's a ghost?" like that's a totally normal line of questioning for a random drowning from two members of the us fish and wildlife service.
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whorefordean · 3 days
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just had my cat euthanized bc he had a heart disease we didn’t know about, was suffering, and couldn’t use his back legs due to a blood clot that paralyzed him (all from this morning btw) so that’s wonderful
also would like to clarify that our vet told us the most humane thing to do was euthanasia bc it could not be cured bc it was too late. our only other options were to take him home and let him suffer or take him to an ER vet so they could attempt to break up the clot. we both (me and my best friend/ co owner of him) refused to treat the clot because of our experience with nanny.
anywho i just needed to vent bc what the actual fuck bro.
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whorefordean · 3 days
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Tell me what vibes I give off
Bonus points off anon + explain why
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whorefordean · 6 days
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Drew Starkey in ‘Hellraiser’
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whorefordean · 6 days
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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whorefordean · 6 days
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Summary: a blurb to this
Warnings: cockwarming, punishment, slight smut, illusions to sex, dom!rafe
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“Rafe, I can’t” you whined as his cock filled you up to the brim.
“You wanna be a brat and skip school, this is what you get. Now read” he squeezes your thighs, leaving harsh fingerprints in its wake. He pushes the textbook closer to you, indicating for you to read.
You start reciting the lesson you missed and as a reward rafe lifts his hips a little. Distracted by the pleasure you stop reading, rolling your head back before feeling the stinging pain on your ass.
“Don’t do that shit. If I have to leave my dick in you all night without any relief I will”
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whorefordean · 6 days
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U GUYS!!
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whorefordean · 6 days
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i will always preach about how “maybe you should be single for a while as a way to relearn who you are after dating that person.” but as someone who has been single for 21 years i just wanna know what it’s like to be loved bro
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whorefordean · 6 days
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I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls
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whorefordean · 6 days
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If he was a kidnapper he could happily kidnap me please and thank you 🤭🤭
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whorefordean · 6 days
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today was my one day off this week and i’ve been in such a bad mood. idek why but everything/everyone has been pissing me off today. i laid in bed all day and i’m mad about that too bc i wasn’t super productive.
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whorefordean · 9 days
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It's just me and this song ive replayed 200 times against the world
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whorefordean · 9 days
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whorefordean · 9 days
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okay guys i think we’re in the clear. he said “gotta snap?” i said “no.” and then he said “right right my bad g”
this guy i went to school with (have not spoken to him in years and was never even really friends with him) will not stop texting me. i’ve blocked him on 2 of my instas and he texted me on my book/reading one just now bc i forgot to block him on that one and i’m literally so scared to block him since he just text me. pls send help
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whorefordean · 9 days
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l
Do y’all ever just think about how in the script it’s said that dean spread castiels ashes by a windmill in a meadow with a garden near it cause he thought that cas would like it there. Also the fact that Sam says that’s where DEAN spread your ashes after we burned you. Like shut up. I think about this way too much for it to be sane.
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whorefordean · 9 days
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buck fucking wild to me that folks can readily accept the concept of being into breeding kink without ever actually wanting to be pregnant themselves, but cannot grasp the fact that the mental disconnect of sorts that allows that mindset might also apply to kinks that are significantly 'weirder'/'grosser'/more violent/less palatable
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