Based on a true story

BONUS:

the notes on that last poll are insane there was someone who said they separate fics into "porn" and "story" and they didnt stop for a second to think that sex in and of itself might be a story??? the way some of you people trivialize sex and explicit art is fucking bonkers to me. you sound like a christian when you act like sex cheapens art or like art focusing on sex is a completely separate category from non-sexual art. explicit fics, yes even pwp (which i believe is a misnomer anyways), are telling stories and they're stories worth telling because sex is normal and healthy and deeply important to many of us. just because something gets you off doesn't mean it's cheap or meaningless. i'd argue that things that engage the viewer sexually are very meaningful because human sexuality is complex and beautiful and worth sharing and exploring. Grow up and read about the guys you like sucking eachother off

when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health

Y’all rockin’ with Landru?

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

Always

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.

knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.

Nah at the end of the day all these jokes is just Kirk looking at Spock lovingly so I think a lil air kiss suffice

Every single star trek ending be like

Kirk: We've been... Kidnaped. Beaten. Stoned. Skinned. Fired upon. Raped. Murdered. Kirk: ... Kirk: Well that just happened, am I right boys, haha. Mr Spock! *gives him air kiss* hehe, alright mr Sulu warp factor three, steady as she goes.

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reblog after voting!!