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Jason and Tim fighting about something
Jason: Yeah? Well YOU'RE adopted!
Tim more or less about to lose his shit: We're ALL ADOPTED
Damian in the background about to speak up
Tim: You're not a part of this
Damian: >:[
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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!
Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!
Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.
Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!
Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.
Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!
Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.
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The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image
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having a sibling who is just so much younger than you is so weird. cause it’s like yeah, i’ll help you with the buttons, i’ll braid your hair, you can crawl into my bed after you have a nightmare, i’ll give you my last square of chocolate, i’ll pick you up from school, i’ll read you my favourite book, i’ll beat that boss in your video game that you have a hard time getting past, i don’t shout at you for singing that same disney song on loop for months. it’s don’t tell mom or dad about this, i’ll rip your bandaid off for you, i’ll put a bandaid on your knee, i’ll disinfect your cut, i’ll run a bath for you.
but also i’ll lick your ice-cream before i give it to you, i’ll give you the smaller piece, don’t touch my stuff, don’t go into my room, i’ll tell you lies that i think are harmless and funny, no you can’t go to the pub with me, no you can’t stay overnight in my dorm room, because i said so, because it’s against the rules, if i could take you to college with me i would, don’t look at me like that, im trying to study will you keep it down and i just don’t know what to do.
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THE TAPES ARE OUT OF THE INSTITUTE I REPEAT THE TAPES ARE OUT OF THE INSTITUTE
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so the eldritch abomination huntress nobility lady knows the name bouchard....................
return him to me at once rusty quill.
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#and i want the rest of the evil old man squad back too#< op was real for that#i need simon and elias and peter to pull up in their shitty old manmobile more than i need air atm
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Alice baby girl please stop singing about the circus you are already too much of a Tim parallel and I am scared
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also. the hounds getting "smaller and more docile" when Gwen enters????
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"Being mutuals with Succession fans without watching the show is crazy r/n. I feel like a noble lord in a gothic novel who's going up to the attic to check on his secret madwoman wife. Hello darling, are you feeling well? Still eating the curtains, I see." - @weaver-z
@bitchthefuck1 / @sweetaspiesammy / @visenyaismaism / @evenlarksandkatydids / @finnicksannie / @brothercrush / @danishprince / @strangesmallbard / @shivroythinker / @toganvorce / @nicollekidman / @bitchthefuck1 / @shattteredvisage @park-bench-poet / @akajustmerry / @placid-style / @brothercrush / @youwillfindilluminating / @adampvrrish / @calvinandhobbes
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... ♥
been thinking about them a lot lately
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Obligatory things I need in beyond the spider verse or ELSE:
Miles and 42 Miles sibling banter
42 Miles roasting the fuck out of Miguel “How you gonna let Dark Garfield fold you? Couldn’t be me.”
MORE HOBIE
MILES AND THE SINISTER SIX TEAM UP
“If you can’t have a loyal friend, find a good enemy.”
FELICIA MOTHERFUCKING HARDY
Felicia recognizing Peter B under the Spidey mask immediately. “I know that’s you, Pete.”
“Play dumb.” “… Who’s Peter?” “Not THAT dumb.”
Extremely important to me that Felicia calls Peter B and every Peter variant “peanut”
Her revealing that actually, he broke up with HER, and no one believes it. Patrick (Web-Slinger) is particularly doubtful until Peter B confirms it.
“I did break up with her! Why’s that so surprising?”
Noir: I want to be honest, but I also want to be nice
Patrick: Usually when I make a mistake, it’s not intentional
Cliche as fuck, but, Peter variants chasing Felicia (she’s creating a diversion) and they end up in an elevator. Felicia being stuck between Peter variants like, “me-ow.”
PEOPLE BEING DOWN BAD FOR FELICIA THATS ALL
42 Miles calling Felicia (yes this is rapidly becoming a Felicia post I’m aware) “auntie Fel”
Pav and Miles friendship <3 Miles saying he wishes he could be as effortlessly great as Pav, and Pav refuting that by saying “are you kidding me? I’d give everything to be… Real. Like you. Miles, you’re great because you work to be. Even when you think you’re not.”
GWEN APOLOGIZING AND BEING A LITTLE JEALOUS OF MILES’ NEW SQUAD
Miguel finally apologizing to Miles and owning up to his mistakes. Also finally meeting Rio and getting the shit beat out of him with a shoe
GREEN GOBLIN BEING THE FINAL VILLAIN
Peter seeing others being down bad for Felicia and being confronted with the fact that he still has feelings for her
He’s also super jealous but insists that’s not the case. “Me? Jealous? Who’s jealous haha not me” (eye twitching)
The spider gang hanging out at the underground spot Miles goes to for graffiti and posing for a picture, which Miles submits to an art contest/scholarship and wins
The prompt was “Expectations Met”
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the theme of miles always being terrified, but doing things anyway is so beautiful. even when he’s being followed by thousands of spidersonas, holding his own, hashing a plan that may just work—finally understanding truly how much he can do—he is terrified to let go of that glass.
in both films he jumps. but the glass breaks and shatters. first time because his hands wouldn’t let go. now, because even as he pushes off, his feet want to stick. but he jumps. and he escapes. and his plan works. and he tells his mother, what could i possibly be afraid of now? and tied up, seeing a version of himself he never thought existed, miles—who was never supposed to be spider-man—takes hold of the situation and is not afraid.
because his name is Miles Morales. He was bitten by a radioactive spider meant for someone else, and he has never truly been the only spider-man. but anyone can wear the mask. and maybe next time the glass won’t break.
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#across the spiderverse#peter b parker#spiderman#hobie brown#spider punk#hobie is my son and I so happy he's an instigator
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someone needs to say very loudly that peaceful protests are not morally superior to violent riots or any other form of violent resistance. people do whatever works for the specific goal in their situation. if the university students are peaceful it is because that's what their strategy is. it is not because peace and dancing is the only legitimate response to seeing a child on your phone with half his head blown open.
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That part
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