Hey hey hey uh oh uh oh, remember the yuletide ep, Riz that's not still on you is it. You don't still have that silver with you do you. You're not holding onto a magical spell component sent to you by a sorceror are you

trifecta of brennan lee mulligan self-inserts in fantasy high junior year

They all sleep in the same bed like the willy wonka grandparents

i’ve been playing stardew valley the whole week

+bonus

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

the catholic church just called and said the 7 deadly sins are now gooning, price gouging, FOMO, binge watching, ragebait, mukbangs, and reaction videos with just someone in the corner pointing at the content and nodding along

Brennan when he is the victim of an evil plan.

Brennan when he is the perpetrator of an evil plan.

zac is so mad about the porter reveal has come after he decided to forgive him that gorgug is reverting to mean girl bully energy

goes feral over how cocky the rat grinders and porter are feeling rn

they think they have the name (they dont), they think they can steal her domain (they can't), they think they've got the upperhand using fabian's house against them (he's his own darling man boy captain and he's crashed a pirate ship before)

they don't know they've been found out, they don't know the rat told the bad kids how they got their experience, they dont know adaine read porters mind, they dont know riz was in porter's office, they dont know whats at the bottom of the bottomless pit

Kristen running for Class President instead of Riz really gave the Bad Kids an advantage. Not because I think Riz would have a terrible campaign or that he’d be a bad president but that by Riz not being the candidate he could fade a bit more into the shadows like sure he’s Kristen’s campaign manager but Kipperlily’s focused on Kristen as her rival instead of him. No one was watching the literal private investigator like a hawk the way they would’ve if he was running.

The Rat Grinders took their eyes off the rogue and let him slink off into the shadows, an experienced party would know better than that.

Elven maidens on ships, betrayed by dragons, caught in the storm, and history repeats itself☹️

Creating a more unhinged clone of Kristen has been such a boon because she gives Beardsley a way to fulfill their impulses for absurd bits without compromising the real Kristen's arc of realizing chaos isn't cute.

saw that kermit post on instagram and i knew exactly what i needed to do

We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

- Silas Denver Melvin @sweatermuppet, Grit Poetry Collection

i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.