#OHHHHHHH FUCK
Text
THAT MONEY IS AS DIRTY AS YOU ARE ISNT IT
#ohhhhhhh fuck#girl fuck the United States fr#I’m so glad they were able to make this show before the 9/11 burst of patriotism#this shit never would’ve been made if it was written 10 years later#shan watches the x files
0 notes
Text
ON MY FUCKING KNEES FOR REAL OH MY GOD
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
heard it was year of the dragon : 0 also been trying to learn clip studio more
#artists on tumblr#sketchbook stuff#no art summary this year haha got very chill? plus didn't draw a lot this year (or at least the past few months)#buT I did draw something for new years fdghjf#how the fuck do people use screentones hAHA#thanks to everyone who's still hanging around or found my stuff haha#also I think it's absolutely fucking wild some peeps are getting very close to following me for 10 years >:'D#edit: ohhhhhhh man I checked when my first post was in the archive which was november 2013 so this tumblr is literally 10 years old FDJFKH
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
the catharsis in the dust being scrubbed clean was one of the most devastating beats in the finale for me
#waiting for it and waiting for it. is the ball about dodds ever gonna drop. and This being how its concluded.#fucking soul destroying. literally perfect. i couldnt quite believe it happening#shivs fucking hand resting on the chair and on kendalls shoulder.... i am going... 👍 i am gone👍#shiv and romans faces when he says it didnt happen ohhhhhhh my godddd man. literally fucked it👍its actually fucking over.#succession#succession spoilers#chewtoy
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
excited for ryan & shane's reunion with timmy at waverly hills
#ghost files#watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#shane madej#ghoul boys#waverly hills#ohhhhhhh i fucking miss them#won't shut up about ghost files for the next few weeks maybe#when i saw the trailer that they're returning to waverly hills i just quaked
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
no offense but i genuinely fear that their potential dynamic will go severely underutilized
#rick and morty#morty smith#prime rick#my biggest fear continues to be 'morty gets kidnapped by prime to bait c137'#because i think it could just. be so much more neat if morty and prime actually formed some kind of relationship independently. good OR bad#like idk imagine if morty is coaxed to join primes side out of some misguided attempt to protect his family#would sure be fitting for a character that clearly values his family and their safety idk!!!#and like. god imagine what morty mighjt think of prime#like he currently only has rick's perspective of prime. and obviously whether he wants to or not he sort of Has to rely on what rick says#idk imagine morty meets prime and hes like damn this dude is pretty cool. whether its because prime is putting on a deliberate act#or morty just Genuinely Thinks he's cool#ohhhhhhh imagine this is how they bring the morty mindwipe thing back.#prime would b like 'did you know c137 left the parts of you that disagree with him in a video game? isnt that fucked up morty'#theres just so much TO DOOO and im so terrified of NONE of this happening#bcs the writers seem to be physically incapable of prioritizing anyone but rick#LIKE GOD PLEASEEEE i know they only care abt the redditor audience BUT PLEASE do something ANYTHING with morty im about to start crying#went on a little rant lol sorry. can you tell i really like morty.
772 notes
·
View notes
Note
upperclassman!jordan takin ur virginity...
you've been toeing the line between friends n lovers for a while--it started when you'd gotten so drunk at a party that you'd forgotten where your dorm was n jordan was too tired to do anythinf orher than take you back to theirs. it became a sort of routine--they'd never admit it, but a part of them couldn't stand the idea of their pretty little freshie being so helpless around anybody else. specially since it'd come out in a very scandalous game of truth or dare that you were a virgin--set off the toxic part of them that fumed at the thought of anyone other than them takin care of you. and the deep, carnal urge to fucking ruin you that they tried not to acknowledge.
except for this time was different. neither of you were crazy intoxicated--just the right amount of tipsy, amplifying the butterflies in your stomach and lowering your resolve.
which is how you managed to end up in their lap, their hands slipping under you shirt to hold ur waist while they kiss you. you've made out with people, sure, but never like this--never in a way that had you gasping into their mouth, your hands shaking where you held their face. never in a way that had you rocking your hips against theirs, your pussy dripping before you'd even been touched.
them groaning into your mouth despite squeezing your waist to stop your desperate grinding. them pulling back, cupping your face, shushing you softly when you mumble out a "please.." and whine.
them being glad they're in their fem form, or you'd be able to feel exactly how much of an effect this had on them. their eyes searching yours, and maybe slipping elsewhere.. the hollow of your throat, your collarbones, your nipples hard n poking through your shirt, and the criminally short skirt you had on. their eyes snapping up to your face when you squirm and whine "need you, jordan. please."
them fighting the urge to shift, take you right then and there. hike up that skirt and fuck your little pussy until you sobbed, but..
"you sure, baby?? want me to take you out to dinner first, hm?" them framing it as a joke, but searching your eyes for an answer--needing to know that you were okay with this.
your breathy "never been more sure of anything in my life. want you so bad, jordan, please." s all it takes for them to lift you by your waist, setting you down so you're sitting on the edge of their bed. helping you pull your shirt over your head, staring at your exposed skin, soft praises of "my pretty girl" and "so fucking perfect". kissing your lips hard before running kisses down your body, sucking bruises into your neck and biting softly at the skin of your tits, the hard peaks of your nipples, your soft whimpers keeping them from getting too lost in you.
they kiss you again and finally, they're pulling off your skirt, revealing your sweet, lacy lil panties. they smirk, soft hands settling on your bare waist, their rings digging into your skin as they push you down on the bed.
you're not experienced, but you've heard stories--know what's coming when they kiss all the way down your body, kissing your clit thru your pretty lil panties. "wore these just for me, hm?" their voice saccharine sweet as you nod frantically. "naughty girl." as they're tugging them down your legs, parting your wet slit with their tongue--wrapping their lips around your clit, groaning at your taste until you whine out a "wait, wait, stop-" and they're pulling away, confused when you again protest.
"s just... you still have all of your clothes on. s'not fair, jordan." n they all but smirk, pulling off their shirt in one fell swoop before diving back in to your pussy. n they're good at it--slipping a finger into your tight little hole n making you cum on their mouth over n over before they even think about shifting n fucking you.
them running the head of their cock through your drenched slit when they finally do, groaning low n guttural when they push into your tight heat. "fuck, perfect fucking girl. god, what a good little pussy, takin' me so well." n they fuck you so good you forget how to say anything other than "please" and "god" and "jordan" (and maybe a "daddy" or two.. but that's a conversation for another time) and they cum inside you after they've adequately made you see god n they're so sweet when they clean u up, tellin you how good you were, that it takes everything in you to not tell them u love them right then and there.
meant to write a paragraph but wrote a whole book 😰 jst feel very strongly about the subject is all
yeah im gonna diddle my skittle to this
#ask#GOR YJE LLBE OF GOOOOOOOOOOD#when i get u. when i..when.#jesus fucking christ on a cracker. like i. need to process#ooooo u sick bastard#ohhhhhhh my god#'thats a discussion for another time.'DISCUSS IT NOW!!!!!#upperclassmen!jordan taking your virginity is something that can be so personal#jordan li x reader#jordan li smut
292 notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking about Julia cutting off the crusts on Jude's sandwich....thinking about Jude buying Julia little bird earrings.....thinking about Jude being genuinely interested in Julia's work.....thinking about Jude and Julia talking about Harold's odd thanksgiving food tradition.......thinking about the cookies Jude made for Julia's lab........thinking about Julia's anger when Harold tolerated Jude's cutting......thinking about Julia reading to Jude in the hospital..........thinking about Julia keeping Jude company in the kitchen bc they both dont care for sports.................thinking about despite his aversion to touch, Jude kisses Julia goodnight.............thinking about Jude and Julia.........................
#thats her baby#yall thats her baby#tears in the club rn#im gonna off myself#theyre the most mother and son of all time#ohhhhhhh i cant fucking do this anymore genuinly#a little life#a little life play#jude st francis#een klein leven#a little life book#julia altman
190 notes
·
View notes
Note
You really didn't think that one through huh?
idk if im sobbing, wheezing, or choking on my tea <3
#in short: AKSJBDAKSJDNASKNC#no yeah this is. The Accuracy lmfaooooooo#wally: avoiding the problem always works!#wally when avoiding the problem doesnt work: ....ohhhhhhh i get it now-#bbg pulled an oopsie fucking daisy!!!#wh modern human au#offerings to the bog#yk... i think. if the crash didnt happen#i think wally would have gone back. eventually#but not without Major fucking damage being done to his and barnaby's relationship lmaoooo#could they have come back from it? technically yes. but not the same. theyve lost something#BUT LUCKILY THAT'S NOT THE TIMELINE!#the timeline is worse but ends better somehow...#lmfao im imagining wally fuckin Ubering back bc home wouldnt start#and barnaby is just. in the front yard with wally's stuff in bags like a jilted lover asknasldknasldk#he winds up in sally's basement smhhhhhh#nah jk he'd probably wind up just living entirely in his lil garage-turned-art-studio#at least its a nice garage....#WHY AM I STILL THINKING ABOUT IT THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENS#< i say as if i dont think of at (alternate timeline) after at of aus-#what would happen If what would happen If If if If AAAAAAAA
126 notes
·
View notes
Text
actually fucking sobbing ugly tears at this
423 notes
·
View notes
Text
Playing splatoon one again and WOW seeker is busted...
Fucking love it bring it back
#toxic mist also stays with you ohhhhhhh man its annoying#also bring back lose animations theyre funny#btw attack and defense up are crazy to see now#bc. that fucks the whole weapon balance!!!#its so awesome tho i love you splatoon one#splatoon#also bring bafk inkstrike theres nothing more awesome than just. launching a nuclear missle directly at your enemies
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
i literally still am in such awe of the fact patrick did ive got a dark alley for the first time ever. pete said forever ago that they'd never do that song live because it was too personal and i just. to me patrick doing it is such a testament to this being the healing tour and specifically to like the love and trust between Them. pete has always trusted patrick with his deepest darkest thoughts and fears and feelings and patrick has always dealt with them so lovingly and tenderly. they finally played the too personal to play live song and it was just patrick doing it, effectively meaning too that it was just pete. just pete's words and a piano on stage. intimate and tender and safe being told through patrick's voice live for the first time ever. if u even care.
#the implications the ramifacations im still in fucking tears over this ohhhhhhh my god#like this is so special to me. that song is so special to me. that song saved my life and made me feel seen when i didnt otherwise#so it getting sung. pete getting Those personal words heard live finally. oh my god. its everything#txt#p: 100
249 notes
·
View notes
Note
Imagine.
You've been friends with Rise Leo for so long, that you can't seem to remember a time when he wasn't there teasing you with his signature smirk.
It was always jokes with him. Puns. One liners. Horrible cringe pick-up lines. You name it, he'd say it.
Word play was the game and boy did he know how to play. The dumber they were, the harder you laughed.
You always seemed to be laughing around him. It felt…nice. Just to be silly, let the weight of your world roll off your shoulders just for one moment.
You guessed why that's why it was so easy for you to fall into a habit of teasing him back. Y'all both just needed a reason to laugh.
But…you weren't laughing now.
There, he stood in front of you, with that signature smirk on his lips, telling you that he had feelings for you.
That he ALWAYS had feelings for you; he just never had the words for it until now.
You tilted your head at that, your brow narrowing in confusion as you began to rub a hand nervously over your arm.
So you did what you always did. What he would always do when it came to uncomfortable feelings.
You brushed it off with a laugh, missing the way Leo’s hands flexed at the sound.
You looked up at Leo with a shaky smirk, mirroring his own face, your eyebrow quirked teasingly.
“This is a joke right? I'm missing the punchline here. You've never cared about serious feelings like this before, so why start now?”
Leo’s eyes widened slightly, his stomach sinking as he watched you shake your head with that disbelieving and exasperated smile that he had come to love so much.
His hands slowly curled into white-knuckled fists as he watched you literally laugh away his confession.
You thought… you thought this was a joke. That he wouldn't take these real feelings seriously.
Leo’s gaze narrowed as his attention sharpened into focus on you.
Very well then.
Leo would show you just how serious he could be.
Imagine.
All of those jokes, all of that teasing, that ADHD intellect, that strategy, that charisma and charm directed solely on you.
Imagine.
Every comment, every look, interaction and touch becoming calculated, purpose driven and direct.
Focused. On. You.
Imagine.
Leo wanting to show you what serious intention looks like.
Because it was NEVER a joke when it concerned you.
~Ninja
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#OH I'M IMAGINING#TH. THANK YOU FOR THIS#ohhhhhhh and you know it all comes to a boiling point where you get into an argument with him#which is so so terrible because you two NEVER fight#and because i love cliches it HAS to escalate to him losing that smirk and that self-assured mask and him yelling “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!#BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I'M BEING HONEST AND THE TRUTH IS THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU OKAY?“#ohhh he'd fucking BREAK he'd start to cry and look at you like you hold his life in your hands (because you do. you always have)#and it's only THEN that you realize#all this was... all this was actually real#what he's been saying and doing it's all been REAL this ENTIRE TIME and you've been brushing it off. you've been LAUGHING.#“Leo I'm. I'm so sorry I didn't- I thought you-”#“well?” “well what?” “...do you love /me?/”#asks
85 notes
·
View notes
Text
TF2 Valentines Week FLUFF Day 5 - Honest/"Thank you"
helping eachother on the battlefield
#i fucked up this drawing so bad ohhhhhhh#but im behind schedule so idc. its done#dnadteamfluff23#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#tf2 fanart#yaizart
917 notes
·
View notes
Text
In Ali We Trust
#NJPW#Mustafa Ali#my gifs#OHHHHHHH OHMYGOD#ALL THE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER IT'S ALL FALLING INTO PLACE GUYS#MARIE#MARIE YOU ARE SEEING THIS?????#I'M SO FUCKING. EXCITED. THIS IS MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NUMBER ONE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND HE'S GOING TO NJPW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY#USED TO PRAY FOR DAYS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OH I'M SO EXCITED FOR HIM
90 notes
·
View notes
Text
wtf is in the air wtf is this
#HOOOOOLY SHIT BANG CHAN#BANG CHRISTOPHER FUCKING CHAN#THE BACKKKKKKMKKKZJXJXHXHXHCJCJCJCJJCJCJCJCJKCJCJCJCJ#OH#OHHHHHHH#OOAOSIDKKDKDKFKFJFJCJCJCJCJJCJCJC
60 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
moonlightsunn
miranda
dreambirdinthesky
Just stuff I like
aericcaud
Sans titre
extremefandomfeels
my body is 60% cactus juice