me destroying the Booktok displays in barnes & noble with their colleen hoover garbage and mafia abuse kink novels
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god i hate morrissey with my entire being . but he's so real sometimes
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if you say you like the taste of alcohol you are a lying sinner and deserve to burn for spreading yuor lies ☝️
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I cant live like this i need to befriend somebodys grandma
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?
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you ever have mutuals who are way cooler than you so you perpetually feel like a little kid who’s somehow gotten in the good graces of a really cool teenager and you want to talk to them whenever you can but youre still kind of terrified of them
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saw these (extremely terrifying) mfs at the ocean today! :p
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my biggest fear is the fact that one day i'll kiss someone and they'll be able to smell my nose ring when we kiss.
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normalize posting every thought you have online. TMI is not real. journal who?
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