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(( Whoops? ))
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I know.
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Im just messing with you! No need to be so serious.
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Did I stutter?
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I need to be online more.
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Yes you do.
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I need to be online more.
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I don't do much besides pester Dark or patrol. But I'm here.
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There’s a fine line between the numerator and the denominator
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This may just be the cutest thing i’ve ever watched omg
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I have little to no self control 
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Starters | Heroes & Villains
|HERO|
“You’re not getting away this time!”
“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”
“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”
“You’re a monster.”
“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”
“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”
“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”
“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”
“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”
“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”
“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”
|VILLAIN|
“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”
“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”
“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”
“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”
“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”
“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”
“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”
“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”
“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”
“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”
“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”
“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”
“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”
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Injured/Injury Starters
Injured
“Oh shit, are you alright?”
“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”
“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”
“That looks broken.”
“Can you move your __?” 
“Are you okay?”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Who did this?”
“Did you do this to yourself?”
“How did this happen?”
“We need to get you to a hospital.”
“Do you need to go to a hospital?”
“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”
“Do you want me to look at it?”
“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”
“Stop moving!”
“There’s so much blood.”
“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”
“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”
“How did you even do this?”
“This happened in a fight?”
“Walk it off.”
“It’s not that bad.” 
“I think you need stitches.”
“You dumbass.” 
Injury
“I think I hurt myself.”
“I can’t feel my __.”
“I think my __ is broken.”
“Shit, that hurts to move.”
“I don’t think I can get up.”
“I’m going to try to get up.”
“Can you go get help?” 
“I need help.”
“I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”
“It’s not that bad.”
“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”
“I can’t walk.”
“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”
“I think I need to go to the hospital.”
“Stop laughing, this hurts.”
“My last words better not be stupid.”
“That was a dumb idea.”
“Shit, that burns.”
“I’m fine… really.”
“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”
“I got into a fight…”
“I feel lightheaded.”
“It hurts to move.”
“Can you look at it for me?” 
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Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.
Take advantage of this…….
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Some Lil Hal for @mewhoismyself
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“Roleplaying a villain muse can be difficult at times. People will beg for there to be a blog with said villain muse, but once you make it you’re either ignored because your muse will want to act on their cruel nature or only approached for fight threads, so the “hero” muse can come out victorious. There’s so much more in store with villainous characters, especially since many of them are so complex. Please, give your local villain a chance and allow your muse to get fucked over once in a while.“
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This is an open invitation to ask my muse whatever you damned well please.
Inbox is always open and I know someone must hold curiosities.
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