“Cock-a-doodle-doo” in various languages spoken in Europe
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We lost something as a culture when computers stopped screaming in agony as you connected them to the internet.
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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore
Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life
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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
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what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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What a year this week has been.
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