Fancast

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

how do i make it clear I like The Punisher in a whore way not the republican way

Esther Worringhtone

"Discipline, obedience... You list those things as if they were virtues, not an autopilot of a coward." ~ Esther Worringhtone

art by the one and only @waddle-avocado

The Gangsey + Halloween (2/3)

King Gansey III and Blue the Witch

I like my men hot and stupid but socially conscious

I want a feminist himbo

I want him to be able to pull off a mr steal yo girl shirt as well as listen to my rants about social issues and only interrupt me to say he agrees or that he thinks I look good when i get passionate does that make sense

I want to be the nerdy smart one and him to be the stupid hot one that knows he is hot and I wanna provide for him

I guess what I'm saying is my ideal man would be a malewife

Does anyone actually, honestly enjoy sleepovers? Is it just me who would like to sleep in their own bed without any people in the room after hanging out? It seems as though I am the only person who feels that way because the sleepovers keep happening and I'm too much of a people pleaser to tell the sleepover organizers to fuck off

Wonder what they've done

Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

James Acaster looks like his bones are made of wire like those little toys that you can pose

I know this is old news but my absolute favourite thing about the Whoniverse is that they have no consequences for the fucked up shit they do sometimes, like they just go to one place, blow up a middle school and before anyone even notices they fuck off into the TARDIS and go to ancient rome or some shit

"Oh, Crowley... Nothing lasts forever."

I don't care who I offend with this post - Thom Yorke looks like Tilda Swinton

Whenever I see anything Spencer Reid related my brain plays the PH intro

Just got a notification from a period tracking app that I "might feel frisky today"

I'd say "psychotic" is a better word but thanks for the heads up

I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANT A CRUSH ANYMORE THIS IS HELL I DON'T WANT TO BE THIS PERSON

Why is there no one to have a crush on right now im so bored