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If they fucking find us, does that mean it’s dick-fil-a home delivery?
Come get this dick-fil-a
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homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
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So I found something interesting by chance...
These two images are part of an exhibit that was on display, I believe. Well, just out of a whim (and c’mon I love these pics), I took another look at them and
“By wearing the ring on the fourth finger of the left hand, a married couple symbolically declares their eternal love for each other. In Western cultures, a wedding ring is traditionally worn on the ring finger.”
YOU BOYS WANNA EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?
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Mosquitoes are the real vampires because they drink blood and kill people. Bats eat mosquitoes but almost never bite humans. Therefore bats are the real vampire hunters.
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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
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Two male tyrannosaurs are circling each other.
British Man: Well if it isn’t breeding season for the American Tyrannosaur. We find two males butting heads over a female.
The males make cuffing noises at each other.
British Man: We’re in for quite a treat. You may think as the largest carnivores around they’d be ready to go at each other. But why waste your life when you’ve got nothing else to worry about?
The males start flapping their small arms, displaying at eah other furiously.
British Man: They can display for hours sometimes, until the loser slinks away. Nothing hurt but his pride.
The smaller one turns away with a huff and trots off.
British Man: And to the victor goes the spoils.
The winner starts walking toward the female, who flashes her arm feathers. The male stops.
British Man: Sorry old boy, looks like the dates off.
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Friendly reminder: the way that Batman acted after Superman died saving him was more heartbreaking than any straight romance tragedy from the last 10 years.
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I feel like i’ll forever be waiting for a horse pokemon
may the four horse pokemon of the apocalypse smite you and your ignorance
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Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.
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YOU’RE FREAKING WELCOME TEEN TITANS FANDOM
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