I fixed it.
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Sending a client a firing letter after they peed on our hospital sign when we wouldn’t let them use our bathroom inside like...
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When you ask a yes or no question and the client ends up telling you a 10 minute story about how she gave a vaginal suppository to the wrong woman when she was in nursing school...
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When a pump is beeping but you have 15 inpatients and you can’t figure out where its coming from...
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When you’re 8 rooms deep and two macho men in the parking lot are ready to brawl, but you actually thrive on the insanity...
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Actual footage of me all day before a night shift...
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"She almost NEVER gets table food, that piece of pork chop last night was VERY small, but I know she’s not feeling good because she didn’t want her usual donut this morning.”
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When one of your Facebook friends shares 73 blog articles a day about how we should all be feeding our pets raw, grain free diets...
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Trying to act casual walking in to work when I’ve actually done my makeup for once like...
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When you walk into an exam room and the client greets you with “Hey Hotlips... I mean Doc”...
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When you only have 10 minutes left in your overnight shift and 2 emergencies walk in...
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When you are seeing a recheck but your colleague did not fill out their medical note from the last visit....
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When a jerk client makes my tech cry and then “will only talk to the doctor”...
WHILE TAKING A HISTORY
FOR AN ANNUAL
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Actual footage of me leaving an exam with a severely flea infested patient...
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When the guy who brought his puppy in for a UTI on emergency hours is complaining about the wait as the 7 patients ahead of him are actively trying to die...
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Me @ me when I am finishing my medical notes and find one that is already complete and just needs to be finalized...
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