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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 9 days

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Doodle.,,.,. I think I'm gonna stick with it. Balances out the asymmetry of his face!

#bro has so many piercings now #ONE OF THEM WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF THIS BLOG BOW CHICKA BOW WOW #crowley || [bird brain]#doodle

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"......"

"... Yer scowlin' pretty hard there, Lil Bird. Whatchu contemplatin'?"

"I desire more holes in my body."

Mack clicks his tongue, having to take a moment to stare out the window in disbelief... Before sighing and going for the knife on his belt, "If that's what chu really want—"

"Wh— NO HUH?? I meant I'm feeling the itch to get another piercing! The fuck, why would you think I meant I wanted to be stabbed?!"

"Well what th' fuck am Iah supposed t' think when yews says ya want more holes in yer body?!"

"LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT'S NOT SHIVVING ME!!! THAT... Is for work only."

Why does he look a lil disappointed? "Damn, aight. But ain't yew losin' surface area fer doin' so? Iah mean..."

Crowley contemplates a bit, tapping his chin before he reaches up to plant his hand over his favorite supervillain's forehead. He presses his thumb to the other man's scarred eyebrow, "Could get something up here. Symbolically match you~"

"... As flatterin' as that is," He takes Crowley's hand off his forehead, "Iah could jus' slice yew t' make it happen."

"... See, that's tempting... But I want to get poked. Would you drive me? Pretty please~?"

SIGH, "Fine. Git th' truck fired up n' Iah'll meetcha out th—"

He'd already sprinted out the door.

#crowley || [bird brain]#mack || [the butcher]#chatter

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 9 days

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death meme -- 11 and 17, Crowley?

#11 Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

"... The same people who convinced me that my life is worth more than what I can sacrifice for my kingdom. The very same people who gave me the space to grow and love and make mistakes; My partners taught me how to be human again... So I'd hope that they'd miss me if I was gone! And it's because of them that I'll never let them have that opportunity."

#17 If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

"My mom," He answers without hesitation, "Even if it was just for a little bit, you know? I... I want to say I'm sorry. For not being fast enough to... For not being able to... That-"

"Ahlright, hon, let's not letcherself git all worked up," Mack puts his arm around Crowley's shoulders, giving his husband a little squeeze, "Jus' breathe."

He just nods before turning to smush his face into the big beefcake's clavicle to shut himself out from the world. Just for a moment. Until the grief shrinks again.

#crowley || [bird brain]#mack || [the butcher]#ask meme #:) oopsies the grief was big today #anon

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"Hey, uh, Macky?"

"Yeah, hon?"

"You didn't answer the right one. I know reading is hard for the dyslexic brain hiding behind that bigass forehead of yours, but they meant thiiiiiis number six," He points at the prompt.

Mack squints with that cow looking at an oncoming train stare, "Oh."

"Yeah. So you wanna answer that one now, big guy?"

He looks a bit embarrassed, but clears his throat, "Yeah, yeah-"

#6 Was death frightening to you?

"Only th' first time it happened. Didn't really know what t' expect, especially from havin' somethin' that'd respawn me but... Yanno, Iah git warped t' a different plane where Iah git t' control th' environment until its safe t' put me back on th' dirt. Really lost th' fear o' it after that."

"... Are you for real with that? That's what happens when YOU die!?"

"Yea. What about yew?"

"Title screen with the save slots."

"Classic."

Nodding, "Classic."

death meme - #13 and #6 from the bonuses for Mack (we know he's used up some of his lives)

#13 If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

"Iah git t' choose? Ain't Iah lucky," The country man plucks the wheat grass out of his mouth and spits to the side, "In mah bed of old age. Befer yew say somethin' like 'That's borin', Mack', remember it's mah choice. Iah don't wanna be goin' out doin' some dumbshit. If Iah'm successful n' happy, then Iah'm gonna die in mah bed. Addin' on after Iah had mah favorite dinner. Full n' tuckered out 's how Iah wanna go."

#6 Have you ever taken someone’s life?

The way he'd just stare at the question... Read it over a couple of times... And slowly break out into a damn sinister dimpled grin, "Have Iah ever taken a life? Who th' hell do yew think Iah is? Ia'm a butcher, an' more than that, Iah am what I eat... N' Iah like t' think Iah'm a real people person..."

Short answer: Yes of course he has. In fact, it's one of the few things in life that brings him such potent joy.

#mack || [the butcher]#crowley || [bird brain]#crow came in to help with this dumbass's (my) dyslexia #ask meme

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 9 days

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death meme - #13 and #6 from the bonuses for Mack (we know he's used up some of his lives)

#13 If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

"Iah git t' choose? Ain't Iah lucky," The country man plucks the wheat grass out of his mouth and spits to the side, "In mah bed of old age. Befer yew say somethin' like 'That's borin', Mack', remember it's mah choice. Iah don't wanna be goin' out doin' some dumbshit. If Iah'm successful n' happy, then Iah'm gonna die in mah bed. Addin' on after Iah had mah favorite dinner. Full n' tuckered out 's how Iah wanna go."

#6 Have you ever taken someone’s life?

The way he'd just stare at the question... Read it over a couple of times... And slowly break out into a damn sinister dimpled grin, "Have Iah ever taken a life? Who th' hell do yew think Iah is? Ia'm a butcher, an' more than that, Iah am what I eat... N' Iah like t' think Iah'm a real people person..."

Short answer: Yes of course he has. In fact, it's one of the few things in life that brings him such potent joy.

#mack || [the butcher]#ask meme #OH BOY OH BOY #Villain time~#as-above-rp

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 9 days

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death meme - #2 and #16 for Crowley

#2 What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

"The worst way to die?" He thinks about it, contemplating the many scars littering his forearm as he turns it over to examine just a part of his body that's been mutilated by battle, "... I was going to say something pretentious and heroic like 'in disgrace, forfeiting your morals' or some high brow bullshit. But the worst way to die would be by the hand of someone who once held you gently. Especially if it's blindsided you. It'd kill the body and the soul at once, I think."

It's happened before. It was an accident, sure... But sometimes it resurfaces in the back of his mind, trying to drag his psyche into the depths of spiraling despair he knows he's capable of wallowing in. So he pushes it back down whenever it tries.

#16 Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

"Oh I'd never kill someone to protect myself," He says matter-of-factly, almost as if it were silly to even humor the notion, "And I... I really believe in giving everyone a chance to live and do better... I haven't actually been in a position where I had to do that but..."

Crowley looks uncomfortable, twisting his wedding rings as a darkness casts over his usually bright eyes. His voice drops the false pitch, "... I know I'm capable of doing so. It takes a lot of restraint to nonlethally wound all of my opponents. Killing someone would be easy. And there's a... There's been at least one time where if I got my hands on that fucking bitch, I would've ripped her head off of her goddamn shoulders and pulled out each of her vertebrae one by fucking one."

He blinks, quickly shifting his demeanor back into his usual ray of sunshine attitude, "Hah... Fuck, that was a bit much. My b! Short answer is yes but it'd take a whole damn lot to get there. So don't think of threatening my loved ones or else, you know... I'll be slay in a not so flamboyant way-" 💦

#crowley || [bird brain]#ask meme #YAY YIPPEE HE HAS THE ABILITY TO KILL AND HE KNOWS IT IN HIS HEART OF FARTS #as-above-rp #TY BUD

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 10 days

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Ask My Muse About Death

Send my muse one or a few of these questions (all of them related to death, life after death, etc. so please read with that warning in mind)

Have you ever come close to dying?

What do you think is the worst possible way to die?

Do you think there’s life after death?

If you were reborn as someone/something new, who or what would you want to be?

If you do believe in the afterlife, what kind of afterlife do you think awaits you?

Have you ever taken someone’s life?

Are you afraid of dying?

Do you ever wish you were immortal?

If you are immortal, do you ever wish you were mortal instead?

Name one (or a few) people in your life whose death would ruin you.

Who do you think would miss you most if you were gone?

Name one person you’d protect even if it meant sacrificing yourself.

If you had to choose a way to die, what would you choose?

Have you ever seen someone die (but you didn’t cause it)?

Has someone ever tried to severely hurt you?

Could you kill someone if it meant protecting yourself or someone else?

If you could meet someone who has died, who would it be?

Do you believe the dead ever come back to walk the earth?

Have you ever seen a ghost/spirit?

If you’ve ever had a near-death experience, describe what happened and what you saw/experienced.

BONUS: FOR UNDEAD/SPOOKY MUSES

How did you die?

What’s the last thing you remember before death?

Is the afterlife/undeath exactly as you pictured it to be?

What do you consider yourself (ghost, zombie, spirit, etc.)?

Do you wish you were alive and mortal again?

Was death frightening to you?

What have you learned since your death?

When you meet living people, are they afraid of you?

If you could be brought back to life, would you accept?

Did you return for a reason?

#👀

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 10 days

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— EVERYTHING IS FUN WITH YOU!

Fun things for muses to do together. Can be platonic or romantic.

Send 🧺 to go on a picnic with my muse. Send 🚲 to ride bikes with my muses. Send 🌆 to wander the city with my muse. Send 🌠 to stargaze with my muse. Send 🛼 to go roller skating with my muse. Send ⛸️ to go ice skating with my muse. Send 🕹️ to go to the arcade with my muse. Send 🌳 to climb trees with my muse. Send 🏕️ to go camping with my muse. Send ⛰️ to go hiking with my muse. Send 🎢 to go to an amusement park with my muse. Send 🏖️ to go to the beach with my muse. Send 🍦 to get ice cream with my muse. Send 🎤 to go to a karaoke club with my muse. Send 🐟 to visit an aquarium with my muse. Send 🎳 to go bowling with my muse. Send ⛵ to rent a sailboat with my muse. Send 🐕 to visit an animal shelter with my muse.

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 10 days

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raw meat dividers / free to use

#ref #mack || [the butcher]

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 11 days

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AUAUAUAUAUAUAGH!!!!!! THIS MAKES MY BRAIN GO ALL—

Get yoinked, idiot

Feat. Mack of @valiant-au-save-slot-a

#mack || [the butcher]#kairi || [daffodil dame]#FUCKING GET YOINKED IDIOT #this shit's so cute I'm going to pass away

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 11 days

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"Ay, I'm surely not going to take your guns from you! Especially not out here where I'm going to guess that everyone is born with a six shooter in their meaty baby grippers," Crowley snickers, scrunching up his face against the soggy affection of the mighty hoofed BEAST he's avidly giving two-handed attention to, "Not everyone is able to protect themselves with their bare hands, but not everyone should have the opportunity to do harm with the flick of a finger, you feel me? That being said..."

He trails off, looking a little sheepish, "I don't let anyone I know go out into the world unarmed," Certainly not himself either! Butch saw the knife hidden in his wrist, but as Crow lifted his arms to keep petting the horse, he could see the leather holster of the other blonde's very own pistol! Although it didn't look much like the revolvers the demon may be accustomed to; the metal exterior was blockier, dark grey with red accents. Not to mention the ammo cartridges lining the outer pocket of the holster.

At the mention of his marriage, however, Crowley tipped his head back and let out a sharp bark of a laugh, "Puh-lease. He's probably thrilled to have the breathing space from me! 'Sides. It's not like he's alone back home! He's got the company of our wife AND our girlfriend. If anything, I'm the one who's left out most of the time since they all live on the same side of the region."

Though his tone was chipper, there was a very slight downturn of the tips of the man's pointy lil ears. He's fine letting them be because they've all got each other most of the time... But the fact of that he has to live in the city, closer to the danger, closer to where he's needed... Sometimes makes him feel more like the odd man out in their relationship than he already does. It has to be this way. He's a hero and they're all playing for the opposite team. Not that he really wants to explain how THAT works out right now. Thank goodness this is all narrative information! ;D

"So are we blowing this joint or what? The longer we stand here with our dicks in our hands, not sword fighting, the more I feel like we're going to attract an unwelcome crowd."

"Sharpest shooter in the west, huh? Impressive! Takes a person of good character to use those skills to avoid blowing a poor sap's brains against the saloon. I appreciate that attitude!" Kinda reminds him of his mom a bit. She was one helluva gunwoman, even when drunk off her spurs; Had a pistol for rubber bullets and another for real ones named Gin and Tonic. What a gal. Not a day goes by where he doesn't ache from the void her loss left.

Crowley cannot imagine living in a world where he looks for trouble— Okay just kidding that's a huge lie. His entire existence has been one that's been sniffing for trouble! Hell, it's his occupation to find it and put it to an end for ✨ society ✨. But Butch's attitude about it made him sort a little while he examined his robotic knuckles, "You'd have a hell of a time in the big city then! Trouble around every corner. Can't really solve it with guns unless you have a license for it. Civilians don't take kindly to random gunshots in populated areas. They also don't take kindly to, you know, invasions so it's all about perspective I guess!"

Any other commentary about the nuances of fighting in society were tossed aside when the horse was hailed! Crow let out a little gasp and put his hands up by his mouth, golden eyes sparkling in awe of the beast! "You have a horse! Oh they're gorgeous. May I? I'm going to—"

At least he kinda asked before reaching out to stroke the animal's neck, a big ol grin on his face, "My husband actually has a couple of horses. Uses them to help wrangle the cattle on his farm sometimes. Ma used to have a couple warvarks— Oh, uh... Do you have those here?" He asks sheepishly, realizing that he slipped up in revealing how not from 'round these parts he actually is.

#crowley || [bird brain]#butch || [rootin tootin]#FINALLY I CAN WRITE!!!! LMAO #love that he's so passionate about keeping his guns LMAO #can't trim on mobile

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 11 days

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Mordred

#crowley || [bird brain]#I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS ON DASH LMFAO

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 15 days

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Gonna try to get to replies sometime today! O cut my thumb and the bandaid makes it hard to type on mobile so lmao rip ✌️🥹

#ooc || [can it kaly]#I HAVE A COWBOY TO GRAB AND SHAKE AROUND DAMMIT WORK WITH ME BODY

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 19 days

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"Oh bolt me sideways and call me a lug nut, people are going to be so weird on the eclipse today... And not to mention the villains thinking this is prime moon stealing time! UNORIGINAL! BORING! STEAL AN ASTEROID MADE OF DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO!!!" He's grumpy, but will be taking a mo' to stare up at the sun!

#crowley || [bird brain]

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 20 days

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Make-A-Muse!

Tagged by: @splinter-sister!!!

Tagging: @brutus-the-robot-chef @misfxts @heroesxdemons

#crowley || [bird brain]#picrew meme #he's just mirrored uwu

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 22 days

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I've been thinking about the absolute dumb shit both Crowley and Mack would get up to when they've both had a little too much to drink. Like Crowley? Drinks all the time, probably too much. Mack doesn't as often, usually just special occasions or just to unwind after work.

But both of them shitfaced at the same time is rare and only happens when they're hanging out together at home and go a little too hard on the drinks by accident.

They'll crash vehicles into Mack's barn, beat each other up with sticks, lose custody of the collective braincell... All while cackling like fucking morons the entire time. Real "boys will be boys" energy as it should be intended! Though both of them would wake up the next day hung over and sore as hell LMAO

#ooc || [can it kaly]#crowley || [bird brain]#mack || [the butcher]#They're enemies but they're also in love or something smfh #I need to write more of them just Getting Along and being silly #It's in my head just not on print!

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valiant-au-save-slot-a · 24 days

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— YOUR AFFECTION.

Gestures of affection starters. Can be platonic and romantic. Send me... (Send 🔄 + any emoji to reverse the outcome.)

💓 to listen to my muse's heartbeat. 💏 to softly kiss my muse's forehead. 💋 to kiss my muse on the lips. 🤭 to caress my muse's cheek. 🌸 to offer my muse a flower. 💅 to paint my muse's nails. 💗 to lean against my muse. 💝 to wrap an arm around my muse. 🤗 to hug my muse from behind. 🫂 to pick my muse up and twirl them around. 👰 to hold my muse bridal style. 🤝 to hold my muse's hand. 🥞 to bring my muse breakfast in bed. 🤜 to give my muse a noogie. 🤏 to tickle my muse. 😋 to give my muse their favorite snack.

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