It bothers me when people pretend they read the asoiaf, and the way you know that they are pretending is because they are literally describing show Arya when they are talking about her.

Robb Stark & Margaery Tyrell │Beauty and the Beast AU

Once upon a time, the King who used to become a giant wolf on the battlefields, Robb Stark, fell in love with a girl he was not promised to, Jeyne Westerling, and married her. As revenge, the family of the denied bride killed Jeyne and filled with rage and fury, the king made a terrible slaughter with his enemies. The Old Gods punished him by turning him into a beast that looked like a wolf. This curse could only be broken by someone who really loved him.

As time passed by, one day Willas Tyrell was around the castle and saw beautiful red roses who remind him of his sister, Margaery Tyrell, the greatest beauty in the kingdom who was known as Little Rose. The Beast imprisions Willas for stealing a rose and Margaery finds her brother and exchange his liberty for hers, beeing obligated to live in the castle with the infamous beast. 

Sentenced to fandom jail for not blindly accepting fanon made-up by people who haven't read the books

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"