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ur-gay-shark-dad · 2 days

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all my friends are now required to give me their teeth if anything happens that makes them fall out

#shitpost #shark thoughts #yes even if im the one to knocked them out while u were sleeping they are mine now back off

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 3 days

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yea it was raining ice today

cold...

in april...

#i refuse to acknowledge rules of language

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 10 days

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#shark thoughts #shitpost #ehehehehe

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 10 days

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#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 10 days

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being my friend is watching something with me only for me to point out every time I see a shark

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 10 days

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being my friend is watching something with me only for me to point out every time I see a shark

#horrid henry? more like find the shark #hazbin hotel? more like find the shark #it can just be a smudge that barely resembles a shark and i WILL show u and be like LOOK SHARK #shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 13 days

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"u smell like smoked watercress"

FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 14 days

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my friend asked me to petsit for a day

it's been 5 days he came back 3 days ago and I just haven't left

#im chill here #just count me as another pet at this point really #shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 17 days

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woke up to cars roaring in my room

#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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Technically true.

#sobbing thats so cute

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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fuck u and ur queueueueueueueu

#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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we are having a picnic everyone is invited as long as they bring something to eat

I'm bringing pennies

#shark thoughts #shitpost #they taste so good

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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@blahajowner @highghostieboy420 @green-mountain-goose @lavender-sheperd

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 19 days

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sometimes u just gotta leave the group vc to listen to a song in a very specific way

#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 21 days

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yall know the feeling when ur walking and just teleport into the future?

#shark thoughts #shitpost

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ur-gay-shark-dad · 22 days

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I go feral

#shark thoughts #shitpost #was actually gonna say something but this is funnier

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