whenever I see those posts about amazing food in the most run down places (especially the pizza restaurants run by the mob) I’m always like ‘nah it can’t be that good can it?’ 

and then I remember the hut I went to in Vietnam with plastic tables and chairs, a corrugated iron roof that was so low you couldn’t stand up and smaller than a bathroom while the chef sat with his shirt off, drinking a beer while fishing ingredients out of a broken fridge and it was the best fucking food I've ever had

a master in the art of shrek fu

PsBattle: Shrek wielding a katana.

monch

the glass go crunch into the eat void

what can you do with a drunken sailor fits perfectly into the second part of the riff of seven nation army