Matt: âImagine, Gavin, if that tornado happened during the day, youâd still be alive.â
Jack: âImagine Gavin is one of my favorite alt bands.â
Geoff: *laughs*Â âThat was pretty funny.â
Jack:Â âThank you, Geoff.â
Put Your Cookie Down and Get in the Plane - GTA V: Cayo Perico Heist (#2)
Matt: What would your last name be if you got to pick it?
Gavin: Mine?
Matt: Yeah.
Jeremy: Umm. Steeldick. Jeremy Steeldick.
Gavin: Dillman.Â
Matt: Dillman?
Jeremy: Always with the Dillman.
Michael: Not surprising there.
Jeremy: Yep. Thereâs Henry again.
Michael: What umm... God, what was the-- what was the fake name you made up?
Jeremy: Henry Dillman.
Michael: No. No.Â
Matt: That was a real name. Actually.
Michael: Was it-- Was it-- What did you tell me your name was?
Gavin: Oh, Cedric.
Michael: Gavin? Was it Cedric? Was that it? Was that where âCeddersâ came from?
Gavin: CEDDERS!
Michael: Itâs so hard to remember, man. I have so much worthless, just memory. Of Gav- just one day in 2012, or 13, of Gavin just telling me what- out of nowhere that his name wasnât Gavin when he was born, his name used to be Cedric.Â
Gavin: But I had to change it cause people called me CEDDERS!
Michael: Not- not in a video. Just sitting next to him at work. For no reason.Â
Havenât been posting much lately. Especially with the whole thing that happened last October.Â
Finally getting around to deleting most things on my blog that mostly contain him who shall not be named. If heâs in the post but doesnât play a huge role in the joke or quote, it may remain. Thank you.
Gavin: Sheâs [Paige in GTA 5] got a sleeve.
Fiona: It looks nice! She looks cute. I want a sleeve. Uh, no I donât want a sleeve.
Gavin: Why not?
Fiona: Iâm just scared.
Michael: Of getting too hot?
-[Later]-
Gavin: I think if I get one itâd be only a neck tattoo.
Fiona: Only a neck? What would you have?
Michael: Union Jack.
Gavin: uh, it would be like a hand choking me.
Michael: Oh, on the front of your neck?
Gavin: Yeah.
Michael: Cause on the back of your neck, people normally donât get choked on the back of your neck.
OFF TOPIC: DONâT TRY THIS AT HOME
⤡ Cryptic Gavin is the worst Gavin. Did you dream and fuck me? What does that mean? Did you dream fuck Michael? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?