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uaclive · 1 year
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Tiny forest for your dash
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uaclive · 1 year
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A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.
I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items
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uaclive · 1 year
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Villainous? The show with the giant lovable bear, the loyal lady companion, the evil sidekick everyone loves, and the evil mastermind behind it all? Don’t you mean
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EVIL CON CARNE?
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uaclive · 1 year
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uaclive · 1 year
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me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!
trans person: i like gender tho
me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!
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uaclive · 1 year
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my favorite fucked up animal is the false killer whale it looks like a rejected kaiju design… like a void with teeth…. look at this fucking baby
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also these guys have been documented in gay pairbonds with fuckin BOTTLENOSES which isn’t even their species! fuck it up dude!
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uaclive · 1 year
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The Angel of Death
FISTS YOU
And then you Die
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uaclive · 1 year
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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uaclive · 1 year
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Facebook post from Matt Norris.
Post reads like a conversation between 2 people:
Prison labor is a problem we need to address soon.
Convicts in prison should have to work like the rest of us.
You mean like slavery?
No, we’re giving them 3 meals and a bed, at our expense, while they just sit around and watch TV. They should have to work!
Right. Like slavery.
It’s not like slavery!
Can they leave?
No.
Can they refuse work?
No.
So how exactly isn’t this slavery?
We DO pay them!
Do we pay in accordance with labor laws?
No. We pay them between 33 cents and $1.41/hour with a maximum daily wage below $5, then take up to half of that as room&board fees and victim compensation.
Right. So like slavery.
BUT.
No.
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Below URL image reads “fun bonus fact: enough of our labor market currently relies on labor at these depressed rates, that it has a substantial downward pressure on both wages and job availability in low-skilled sectors. Immigrants aren’t taking your jobs. Slavery is.
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I’d also like to add it’s not just private prisons. It’s also private detention centers where ICE keeps the immigrants.
-fae
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uaclive · 1 year
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Why do I feel like Jesus *would* be into dad jokes, not because he's "the father and the son" but because God never told him any and his human dad was bad at them.
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uaclive · 1 year
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whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
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uaclive · 1 year
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Yes....
YES...
Now if only everyone could see this
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Oh now they’re scared.
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uaclive · 1 year
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I love this so much. It really shows how there is good within the basic nature, but it's snuffed out of us from a young age by those who came before, and those before them.
Break the cycle, help your fellow human!
my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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uaclive · 1 year
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Hey, Everyone! Not sure whats happening but it looks like a bunch of bot accounts are hopping on site again: No content, full-name and a number, usually a women in some sort of revealing or 'attractive' outfit.
Be careful with who follows you in the next little while. Make sure to curate so you don't get screwed over later!
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uaclive · 1 year
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I wish I could have dashers like this, instead of driving around my house because they 'can't find it'and eat half my fuckin food.
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uaclive · 1 year
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With the announcement of the Harry Potter TV series, you will be made aware of the people in your social circle who are excited about it.
Now is a good time to stop knowing them.
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uaclive · 1 year
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I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
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