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twinthe2nd · 6 years
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do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
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twinthe2nd · 6 years
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✧     CHARMED     SENTENCE     PROMPTS    !     (  part ii.  )
*  A MIXTURE OF PROMPTS FROM THE SHOW CHARMED, SEASON 4-6 , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
❝ Sweetie, it’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❞
❝ I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. ❞
❝ There’s other magic, magic that we’ve used before. ❞
❝ I just thank God that I didn’t lose you too. ❞
❝ We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that? ❞
❝ Can we at least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?! ❞
❝ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! ❞
❝ You sure don’t recognize her from anywhere? ❞
❝ But somehow, we got to find her before nightfall, or else… ❞
❝ I don’t want to do this anymore, okay? It’s over! ❞
❝ You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister. ❞
❝ How am I? Are you kidding? Do you guys not get the news up there? ❞
❝ Why didn’t you come before when I called after…? ❞
❝ I’m not allow to tell you now, just like you’re not allow to see her.  ❞
❝ Why did they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❞
❝ Are you insane or are you just plain stupid? ❞
❝ What the hell is the matter with you?! ❞
❝ Isn’t it obvious by now that our only destiny is to die? ❞
❝ Your destiny still awaits, she says. There’s a reason for everything, she says. ❞
❝ You’ve caught us, congratulations! So what are you going to do about us, shoot us? ❞
❝ It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with ‘undo’. ❞
❝ I’m angry, um, I’m confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! ❞
❝ It’s kind of hard to heal myself when I’m knocked out. ❞
❝ Three years together, and now you’re asking these questions? ❞
❝ I wanted to find out who I was, I didn’t want to find out I was a freak. ❞
❝ This is none of your business. You’re an assisstant, not a social worker. ❞
❝ That’s because you’re too cheap to make me one. ❞
❝ I guess blood’s a little thicker than evil.  ❞
❝ Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make. ❞
❝ If it’s the Source, I’ll just ask him to come back later. ❞
❝ Evil got the Book of Shadows, ‘oh no’ doesn’t quite cover it. ❞
❝ See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it’s just that I.. ❞
❝ What? Why-why… why… Why would you think that?! ❞
❝ You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself? ❞
❝ I’ve been watching you ever since you were a baby. ❞
❝ Do you have any idea how much this would cost in the salon? ❞
❝ Will someone please get me back to the ocean before I suffocate? ❞
❝ Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea! ❞
❝ Oh please, please. Somebody help me. ❞
❝ Okay…I’ve had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking. ❞
❝ No,this is not happening. This goes way beyond stalking. ❞
❝ What do you mean, didn’t you come on your own power? ❞
❝ Oh, my goodness, don’t tell me you’re already interviewing nannies. ❞
❝ No offense, but, uh, aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞
❝ Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin? ❞
❝ I don’t wanna chat. I got problems here. ❞
❝ I can’t believe he’s doing the “look at at me I’m a good guy” routine on prime time. ❞
❝ I’m sure that it’s just all this arguing that’s got the baby upset. ❞
❝ Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later. ❞
❝ Wait, how, why… Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms? ❞
❝ Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. ❞
❝ A good marriage consultant would’ve swapped our powers? ❞
❝ Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts. ❞
❝ I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing. ❞
❝ See this is why I don’t want to talk to you about this. ❞
❝ Just because you’re an angel doesn’t mean you can’t kick some ass now and again. ❞
❝ I’m just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser. ❞
❝ Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie? ❞
❝ I’m wildly popular and the money’s pretty damn good. ❞
❝ There’s a cherry pie cooling on the counter and I will be on my cell. ❞
❝ It’s herbal tea. I’m on a natural high today.  ❞
❝ I think somebody’s trying to drive me crazy. ❞
❝ Desperate demons call for desperate measures. ❞
❝ We don’t need to go looking for trouble. Trouble comes to find us anyway. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna use our relationship for leverage. ❞
❝ Apparently he’s trying to scare away all of my dates. ❞
❝ We’ll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem. ❞
❝ It’s drawn to you, just like you’re drawn to it. ❞
❝ I said, “I love you too.” As if he said “I love you” first, which he didn’t. ❞
❝ So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? ❞
❝ What? I’m being ridiculous? There is a demon in the playpen. ❞
❝ I still can’t believe we vanquished its mummy. ❞
❝ Why did I come here? To get picked on? ❞
❝ Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can’t I help? ❞
❝ I didn’t go back to betray you, [Name]. I went back to save you. ❞
❝ It’s all about power, it’s as simple as that. ❞
❝ If I can’t save you, I swear to God I’ll stop you. ❞
❝ You’ll just have to hope the power of two will work, won’t you? ❞    
❝ You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift. ❞    
❝ Why not take advantage of him while you can? ❞    
❝ I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth. ❞  
❝ Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? ❞    
❝ It’s a really, it’s a really good thing. It’s not a bad thing. ❞    
❝ I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen!  ❞    
❝ I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback. ❞    
❝ Oh, well, you know, I’ve been meaning to call you but, you know… ❞    
❝ I don’t understand your wiccan ways, but I’ll try. ❞    
❝ I can’t tell you that, it could change the future in even worse ways. ❞    
❝ How do you know that you haven’t already changed mine? ❞      
❝ Well, whatever it is it obviously doen’t happen until after you’re born so save it.. ❞    
❝ From the womb? He had powers from the womb? That’s unbelievable.  ❞
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twinthe2nd · 6 years
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@weasleyprotectionsquad​ ➝ weasley twin birthday celebration
i. young dumb & broke - khalid
ii. feel it still - portugal. the man
iii. don’t stop me now - queen
iv. warriors - imagine dragons
v. rockstar - post malone ft. 21 savage
vi. make ‘em laugh - donald o’connor
vii. trouble elvis presley 
listen to the playlist here!
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twinthe2nd · 6 years
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//Georgie is totally here for late birthday presents and praises. As her mun was too busy at con to celebrate on the proper day.
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Harry glanced around. None of the faces he could see looked happy. On the contrary, they all looked rather taken-aback at being addressed as though they were five years old.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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Reblog this post to be added to a masterlist of Harry Potter Universe Roleplayers.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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//I LIVE!!!!!! Kind of. I am slowly remembering that other blogs aside from my Disney ones exist. Esp since I will be holiday-ing with @chasingxprongs in France in two weeks. 
Now that also includes Disneyland Paris, so who knows. But I feel many “modern au” Ceara and James adventures will be had as we traverse the continent. 
Anyway…gonna slowly try to get back into the swing of things. But I also work for the government and our fiscal year ends the Friday before I leave for Europe. So promise to still love me if that slowly turns into OMG SO SLOWLY.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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Send 💋+ a body part to kiss my muse there
Alternatively send 💄+ a body part for my muse to kiss yours there
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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❝ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋs and the name of the common room you go to each night, when you’re tired and cold and you put your feet up by the fire and laugh with your friends.  He was a man who ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇᴅ trying to make a difference for outcasts and rebels like himself — and also, for those who weren’t quite able to do it for themselves.  GODRIC GRYFFINDOR WAS A GREAT WIZARD who did a lot of great things, but like everyone else, he died, and he left one fuck of an enduring legacy.  He also left a pretty bad-ass sword and a talking hat, but we’ll get to that later.  His spirit moved on.
❝ Except … that’s not quite what happened.  One lifetime wasn’t enough for him, apparently.  But I took my time finding out when the right time was to come back.  Or I think I did.  I don’t remember what happened after I died; that was a thousand years ago.  Well, nine-hundred-something if we’re being picky.  NOW MY NAME IS GARRETT INSTEAD of Godric.  And I’ve got a lot to live up to.  
❝ But ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, all right?  The Ministry’s full of shit and there’s a war brewing.  And I’m gonna fight.  Now — where the hell did I put my sword? ❞
                       — by holly.  18+.  over 30 verses in multiple fandoms.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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AU with Fred and George Weasley as Spencer Hastings and Alex Drake
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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Uh oh! Your character is watching mine get hit on and is feeling possessive. How does your character handle this?
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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@museofrequirement || Continued from [x]
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“You’re not wrong. Tequila does burn and it does taste like arse. But I promise, the more you throw back, the less you notice those things. Now come on...” She set another shot glass in front of her sister. “Drink up. The night is still young and there are many many more journeys awaiting us.”
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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@toujoursimpxre || Continued from [x]
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[txt; Snuffles]: The one where I ask you to meet me for dinner. [txt; Snuffles]: And maybe a bit of something more.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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@hazakim || Continued from [x]
 A fruit that was boring? Never. It would go against her very nature to present her brother with such a thing. No. The beauty of this fruit was that while it seemed boring, it was anything but. Something she would explain just as soon as she stopped laughing. 
Though given Fred’s penchant for antics...especially those that amused her, that could be a while.
“This fruit, Brother Dearest, will absolutely teach you all it’s secrets. And it will do it while showing you things you never knew existed...” It may not have been their usual fare -- normally the pair stuck to joke items, gag gifts, that sort of thing -- but the two were never ones to turn down a bit of fun and if George could help that fun continue for future Hogwarts students...
Yeah. She found a way to cultivate THC infused fruit.
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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Their first impression:  he seems cool
Their current impression: bestest bud of all my buds (after Freddie, of course)
What they like the most about your muse:  he’s fun, witty, and always up for a bit of mischief.
What they dislike the most about your muse:  nothing really; except maybe that Freddie and she don’t always know how to help with the whole founder thing
What your muse is for them ( Friend, lover, rival ecc.): like 80% bestie and 20% it’s complicated
A general opinion of their relationship: george adores garrett and it is quite possible she is developing feelings for him, but the thing most important to her is preserving their friendship
If applicable, something they wish to reveal:  ummm…occasionally she does enjoy being like ‘gdi garrett’ when something particularly weird happens at school; like there is a giant snake roaming the halls. cause the fuck were you four on back then???
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twinthe2nd · 7 years
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using the new GIF function, search your faceclaim and post the first gif that shows up
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