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Well hey there, I made an illustration for the one year anniversary of the mustache cody server. :))) So here are the two idiots reading about bread crimes that have been committed. (Looking at you [redacted], you know who you are.)
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Stewjoni are ancient bioweapons. Designed to hunt darksiders Au
The first time the troops see Obi-wan drop his human facade is when he tears Pong Krells throat out with his teeth.
Obi-wan had been having an uneasy feeling about the other Jedi and had diverted to check in when he saw what the man was doing.
Then felt the darkside dripping off the man.
He completely lost his composure. He didn't even try to use his saber. Just launched himself at Krell and tore into him.
In the end Obi-wan was standing there in a daze as he calmed down. Blood all over him.
The troopers that witnessed the scene are in shock. Too stunned to move.
Finally Waxer and Fives pull themselves together enough to approach.
"General Kenobi? Wha-" Waxer starts. Biting his tongue when the jedi snaps his head around to look at him.
His eyes are glowing. Not yellow. Waxer feels a blinding wave of relief at that. Not sith yellow. But blue, with a hint of green. Some of his freckles are glowing too. A strange bioluminesance that theyve never seen displayed before.
"Sir, you okay?" Fives gathers the courage to ask.
Obi-wan blinks. The dazed, almost feral, look in his eye fades. He swollows, then grimaces. Likely from the blood in his mouth. He clears his throat and opens his mouth to answer.
His teeth have changed. Now slightly longer and sharp.
"'M fine." The redhead rasps. Voice holding a hint of something guttural. "The men?"
Waxer glances back to the troops. They still havent moved, but they also seem to have relaxed a bit.
"Fine. Everyones fine. General, what happened just now?" Waxer asks.
The jedi makes an odd trilling noise. "Ah... I may have... Lost my control. I apologize for scaring you all."
Five snorts. "Scaring us? General that was the hottest kriffing thing ive ever seen!"
Waxer doesnt hesitate to punch the ARC trooper.
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i have been wanting to draw pada-wan with long hair. my dear heart.... you are hard to draw
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Vader: [opening a desk drawer in Obi-Wan’s old room] Let’s see what this old fool kept in here…[picking up a piece of paper]
Obi-Wan: [in a letter]
Dear Anakin,
If you’re reading this, then you must be rifling through my belongings, which means you are either extremely bored (in which case I suggest going and tidying up your quarters, which I don’t need to see to know are a disaster,) or I’ve been missing for an extended amount of time and the Order needs the room to store extra chairs, or I’ve died, possibly while trying to rid the galaxy of General Grievous. If I am in fact dead, I hope this letter finds you well in spite of it, and that you have not gone off the deep end or murdered anyone in an attempt to avenge me. (…unless it’s Grievous, I suppose.)
You will find attached to this letter the receipts for several items in my room, such as the electric tea kettle. I hope you can at least return them for store credit.
I’ve set up a college savings plan with the Galactic Bank of Coruscant, because I noticed that Senator Amidala is obviously pregnant, and since I am not nearly as dense as you apparently think I am, I presume the child is yours. The account information is in my safe, which I would give you the combination to except that I know you have been breaking into it since you were 14.
If you do intend to eventually leave the Order, as I suspect you might, please make sure that you give the Council two weeks’ notice. It’s only polite, and you never know when you may need to use them as a reference. Even though I know you clash with them, they do care about you.
Finally, please make sure Duchess Satine’s nephew gets the inheritance I’ve left him (the information is also in my safe, and no, I’m not going to tell you any more details about this. I realize how much this is going to torment you, and I’d be lying if I said that’s not bringing a smile to my face.)
Your blanket is in the hamper. Wash it on the gentle cycle. The password for the wi-fi, in case you’ve forgotten, is BuyYourOwnDataPlanAnakin.
Be well, my Padawan, and I shall see you again someday – hopefully many years from now – when you, too, rejoin the Force. Don’t forget to change the payment settings for Netflix now that I’m dead or you’ll fall behind on your programs.
Yours,
Obi-Wan Kenobi
PS: Don’t let Vos speak at my funeral.
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winged stewjoni folks au where obiwan’s wings keep doing the courting thing @ cody in spite of his best efforts to, Not do That
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They’re idiots, your honor.
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Clone Wars season 4(ish) style Obi-Wan…. because he deserves more fanart and love honestly
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@jedijune 02 The Force
✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama
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Soft and mildly silly No Order 66 Au. But Obi-wan still goes to Tatooine.
Anakin, when he stood there as old man Palpatine pleaded with him to save him from the "big bad jedi", made a different choice. Why? Because his wife and Obi-wan would be disappointed in him if he sided with a sith. Is Mace Windu gently coaxing him away from the ledge of insanity after Anakin kills Palpatine? Oh yeah.
Obi-wan still flees to Tatooine. Why? He's decided he needs a vacation. A long. Vacation. He stays long enough to ensure Anakin is getting the help he needs, then an hour before he leaves he gives everyone a single headsup about his plans, about leaving but not where to, and vanishes.
He buys a little hut. Planning to clean it up and start a little garden in the basement. He's going to spend his days relaxing and meditating. A Meditation A Day Keeps The PTSD Away. Thats his motto. His therapist sighs.
The plan would be perfect. Except he didn't calculate for one thing.
Cody.
Cody shows up on day 10, it only took that long because Cody got caught up in a pirate raid that he had to take care of. He just lets himself into the hut where Obi-wan - "Oh excuse me. Ben Kenobi." Cody rolls his eyes. "You didn't even change your last name!" - is sipping tea in his underwear at his kitchen counter.
Cody is a little pissed off because he spent all of the second day after Obi-wan left being interrogated by Skywalker, half the Jedi council, a lot of the Senate, and all of the 212th. Cody very quickly decided that no he was not going to be doing that again and fucked off after his Jedi. - "If you think I'm going to deal with all of that nonesense by myself, you're very mistaken." Cody huffs. - So Cody settles into the one bedroom hut with his Jedi. They spend every day learning to relax and take things slowly. It's very nice.
So now both Obi-wan and Cody are AWOL. The council and the senate have come to an aggreement to leave them alone for now after Cody left a very threatening note. Anakin is pissed that Obi-wan is hiding from him but can't really do anything about it while in the equivalent of rehab for Jedi that go dark or get too close.
The 212th decide this is a giant game of galaxy wide hide and seek. They are losing. Obi-wan and Cody are very good at hiding.
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I redrew these guys also :)
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Obi-Wan being star wars' biggest damsel in distress while also being one of the most powerful jedi ever is so funny to me. Like he's getting captured on purpose. That has to be whats happening. "Oh nooo ive gotten tied up by somebody who's obsessed with me again!!looks like someone equally obsessed with me has to swoop in and save me :33" He's the pillow princess of warfare
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As unique as a star in the sky
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pssst Obi-Wan calls Cody sunshine but you didn't hear that from me
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@arianeemorythethird left these tags on my old man Rex post and I was inspired
Cody is there bc I wanted to draw Cody
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Qui-Qon, explaining why he was banned from the kitchen by Obi-Wan: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don’t put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole temple down.
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The name Rex implies that Latin is a thing in the Star Wars universe.
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