Bella swan obsessively listens to podcasts pass it on
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au where billy gets an electric wheelchair and drives over the cullen's feet everytime he sees them in public
this is canon actually
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So that’s what you dream about? Being a monster?
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so... I started to re-read the Twilight saga sort of recently (i’m alright karen) and I’d love to follow more blogs abt twilight renaissance so please like and/or reblog this post if you are one
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Forgive me if someone else has already thought of this. But fuck the Breaking Dawn trial. I don’t want to see them stand around and talk. I DONT want to see Alice’s vision of them fighting in the movie. I want to see a huge baseball game between the Cullens + the witnesses vs the Volturi. If the Cullens win they’re innocent and if they lose they’re guilty.
Everyone including the volturi wear baseball uniforms but the volturi’s have black capes.
Supermassive black hole plays in the background.
Renasty is the baseball.
My heart is content.
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by redwoodskyline2
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I fully believe there are other people Edward has never heard the thoughts of, they just aren’t attractive peers at his school for him to notice. You think Edward in a crowd would realize that a little 8 year old boys head is silent? You think as he passed through a large shopping center with Alice, that he would notice that the older woman with her grandkids doesn’t have thoughts? No. If it weren’t for biology and Emmett begging to hear if she’s scared of them, he may have not noticed that Bella was silent either. I fully believe a small but not insignificant portion of the population has the same type of brain as Charlie and Bella, and Edward simply either hears elevator music, thoughts that are muffled like they’re coming from another room, or nothing at all. I just think that Edward and the other Cullen siblings are too self involved and pretentious about ~the weak little humans~ that they wouldn’t have noticed someone who evaded his powers unless they were right in front of them
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Mike Newton, watching a blurry 2005 cellphone video of Edward Cullen “magically summoning a book”: See?!? Did you see him move? The book wasn’t in his hand before and then it suddenly was! Do you see??
Angela, unconvinced: No. Not really. Maybe he just had it down by his side or something.
Mike Newton:
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Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight (2008)
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