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tutars · 16 days
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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tutars · 16 days
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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tutars · 16 days
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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]
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tutars · 16 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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tutars · 16 days
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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience
Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt
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tutars · 16 days
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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tutars · 16 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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tutars · 16 days
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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tutars · 16 days
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tutars · 16 days
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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tutars · 16 days
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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tutars · 16 days
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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tutars · 16 days
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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tutars · 16 days
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Please suggest some nice mature romance books to read!!!
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tutars · 1 month
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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tutars · 1 month
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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tutars · 1 month
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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on
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