cattoo444
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A true Candian shitposter/"artist".
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Pears can be substituted with almost any fruit in this recipie! (Bananas pineapple and kiwis are weird.. texture wise, but it should work with any other, apple being the closest logical example)
Me irl
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"not enough pillows"
"too many pillows"
WHAT IS THE CORRECT NUMBER OF PILLOWS I DONT WANNA DIE
“Mmmf”
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when I was in the scouts at 13 years old, the entire group swore a cucumber into the scouts, he was an official member, we had a tiny scarf for him and his name was "Inactive Falcon"
any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults
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There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.
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KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR
Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!
January: DRUG
February: HATE
March: DICK
April: REAL
May: DIRT
June: THUG
July: CASH
August: GIRL
September: FIST
October: SHIT
November: BUTT
December: KILL
1st: CITY
2nd: RIOT
3rd: FACE
4th: FEAR
5th: GRIN
6th: WOLF
7th: PISS
8th: RASH
9th: DOGS
10th: TITS
11th: LUBE
12th: SAND
13th: FIRE
14th: KIDS
15th: BIRD
16th: NERD
17th: BOYS
18th: MOMS
19th: DADS
20th: VEIN
21st: WURM
22nd: FART
23rd: TRAP
24th: MOAN
25th: HOLE
26th: KING
27th: FUCK
28th: EYES
29th: LIFE
30th: LOVE
31st: STAB
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the first spiderman movie with toby mcguire ca e out in 2002
I’m just now realising that finally the current incarnation of Peter Parker we have is not only younger than me, but he’s sitting in that uncomfortable stage of being born post-90s, making him now until forever, a baby boy. :| I don’t like this, change it change it
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Now i dont remember much about dora the explorer....
But where "explorer is her middle name"
"BOOTS" Is the monkeys freaking FIRST name!
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CONSIDER: Todoroki and Monoma being eachother’s archnemesis.
Shouto is walking down one of U.A’s hallways, heading towards the cafeteria to get lunch and suddenly encounters Neito walking down the same hallway.
Neito: Oh! Hello there, Thot-oroki
Shouto: Hoe-noma…
Neito: I heard you finally got your license but…how are your daddy issues?
Shouto: I don’t know bitch, how’s your mother’s drinking problem?
The two boys then start giving eachother the death stare with neither of them moving from where they’re standing. After 1 whole minute of waiting for the other to make the first move both Izuku and Hitoshi show up to drag their boyfriends away from eachother in order to prevent the upcoming bloodshed.
Bonus:
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