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transgirlgwen · 1 year
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The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.
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transgirlgwen · 1 year
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"Villain era," I hiccup between sobs as I'm forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.
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transgirlgwen · 1 year
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Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.
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transgirlgwen · 1 year
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anyways, here's to all the trans lesbians!! love you all so fucking much!! I'm sending you one million kisses as you read this 💖💗💞💗💖💕💖
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transgirlgwen · 1 year
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I was a big bitch about pineapple on pizza until I came out as trans... hmmm...
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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Spoopy Season Safety
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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if i sell nudes to pay for top surgery can i call them limited edition
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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Go here to comment ^ reblog to help spread the word!
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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Link ~~~
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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love that i can simply look down when i want to see some tiddies now
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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Anonymously ask me anything you want.
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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New outfit... I dont think I have the confidence for this one... but boy howdy, I feel cute as hell.
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went
"let me help you baby"
and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle
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transgirlgwen · 2 years
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Going to visit some friends tomorrow, and cant decided on an outfit. Thoughts?
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