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MtF Shelter Dog
26/MtF/Pan Personal blog for all my little rants, vents, and SFW/NSFW thoughts. Minors/Bigots DNI 18+ PageTaken by the ever handsome @metalheadspiderv2
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Love me a man with:
Body hair
Light facial hair
A tummy that isn't flat and has a bit of pudge
Short height
Long dyed hair
Hips
A nice ass
Soft jawline
Hazel eyes
That's my ideal type
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You're telling me this beef was stroking off?
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How many Metalocalypse fans developed a praise kink after the banana sticker episode?
Gotta be a few, if not more.
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Dumbasses be like:
Trans men benefit from the patriarchy
My sibling in Christ, how can trans men benefit from the patriarchy when the patriarchy doesn't even see them as men?
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Someone's mother didn't hug them enough growing up.
Gotta love the fact that he used height like it means anything. I play Magic with a cis dude who is like 4 ft 11. He's a Filipino dude.
Same as how there's 6 ft 3 cis women.
Height really doesn't mean shit when there's a fuck ton of cis men under 5 ft 6
this genuinely might be the most unhinged series of asks i’ve ever gotten (almost definitely all from the same guy) and honestly i can’t stop laughing at it. none of these words are in the bible. how far into the deepest darkest pits of internet hell do you have to be to not only generate these words in your mind but then also actually type them out and send them to a real human being? i need to study this person under a microscope. i need to crack their head open like a coconut and see what the fuck is going on in there.
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My tasty ass could never date someone into vore
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Bruh I've literally never been praised after domming. I've got "thanks" but never anything else.
It sucks. Hard to tell if you're doing a good job if you don't get feedback.
For the love of god, praise and reassure your Dom after sex. I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve told a Dom they did a good job after sex and they’re like “???? Why are you saying that???” It’s INSANE. Aftercare goes both ways! Praise! Your! Dom! Tell them the specific things you liked! Tell them how hot they were! Tell them that you appreciate them taking control! It goes such a long way, trust me.
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Puppy :3
i need more of these kinds of images
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cis ppl into breeding: boring, predictable, go have a baby idiot
t4t breeding: blessed, iconic, cant get enuff of her
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Opossums? More like opawesomes
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Answer me this:
If transphobes don't see trans woman as women, then why don't they understand when a trans woman is making a joke?
After all, they have the same issue with understanding when cis women are joking.
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Sent my boyfriend nudes and he hit me with a "wowza"
Istg
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ok but if this was real, it would make me actually buy their game
just saying
obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs
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