*The group is getting into the car*
Glamrock Freddy: I'm driving.
Glamrock Chica, out of view: Shotgun!
Roxanne Wolf, turning to face Glamrock Chica: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Glamrock Chica: WOAH-
Glamrock Chica, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *
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Glamrock Freddy: You bought a taco?
Glamrock Chica: Yes.
Glamrock Freddy: From the same truck that hit Roxanne Wolf?!
Glamrock Chica, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Roxanne Wolf: You tricked me, Gregory. I gotta take you out! Unless…
Gregory: Unless what?!
Roxanne Wolf: Unless I get one final tip! Gregory… what’s the intel… on me?
Gregory: On– What?
Roxanne Wolf: Am I cool? Do people like me? Am I fun and / or funny? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, GREGORY!
[source: Value Select]
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Montgomery Gator: My life is a mess.
Glamrock Freddy: Montgomery Gator relax, go get a beer.
Montgomery Gator: I don’t want a beer.
Glamrock Freddy: Who said it was for you?
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Glamrock Freddy: If there’s one thing I learned from Funtime Freddy, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
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Carlton: I'm the reason shampoo has instructions
John:
John: What the fuck does that mean?
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Funtime Freddy: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Carlton: ...
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Glamrock Bonnie: What’s something you guys are better than Montgomery Gator at?
Roxanne Wolf: Mario Kart.
Glamrock Freddy: Yeah, video games.
Glamrock Chica: Emotional vulnerability.
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Freddy: I'm bored.
Bonnie: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Freddy: Sure!
Foxy, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Chica down!!
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Gregory: Tell me a little about yourself.
Glamrock Freddy: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
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Gregory, looking over Glamrock Freddy’s shoulder: You can draw?
Glamrock Freddy, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
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Montgomery Gator: Are you laughing at that video of Roxanne Wolf and Glamrock Freddy fighting?
Glamrock Chica: No.
Glamrock Chica: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Roxanne Wolf, with Glamrock Chica and Montgomery Gator behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Roxanne Wolf: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Roxanne Wolf: Glamrock Freddy FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Montgomery Gator, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Glamrock Chica: Gray.
Roxanne Wolf: Grey.
Montgomery Gator, turning to Glamrock Freddy: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Glamrock Freddy: Dark white.
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Roxanne Wolf: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Glamrock Chica: Five second rule!
Montgomery Gator: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Glamrock Freddy: *Sobs on the floor*
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Glamrock Freddy: Please don´t make fun of me for using out of date slang. Are we cowabunga on this?
Gregory: *deep sigh* Yeah... We´re cowabunga on this.
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Hey, so every so often I'll look at your account and find hella new post and I was wondering if spam liking was all good or nah
I do know a lot of people do mind about spam liking but honestly, come on in and like all the posts! It shows me that I posted something good <3
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