torontopigeon
pictures of my fucken little face and paws!
I'm toronto pigeon (pigeon for short) and I'm a kitty kitty catte. dumb as a brick with a body to match. my tall roommate is @arsonforcharlie so follow him too
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guys guess what ?!?!?!? I dunked on tall roommate so hard !!!!!!!
the idiot gave me SOOOO much cat gogurt for no thing !!!!! I only had to put my whole body in the cat carrier and stick my little baby head out the window at the back !!!!!! that is so very easy and he gave me so much !!! it is so so so easy I even stayed sitting in there for a half minute while he walked away -- and then he gave me EVEN MORE TREATSES for that !!!!!!!!! what an idiot, I fooled him SO VERY REALLY GOOD into doing what I wanted !!!!!
this is what a MAKERVELLION GEENYUS looks like !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#tall roommate#what a rube am i rite ?!?!#sometimes i just hang out in the carrier to show him he can do new stuff because it is so easy for me to put my whole me in the there !!!
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the little glitter draggin fly does not suspect . . . . . !
FUMKEN GOT YOU !!!!!!!!
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#get fuckt ! idiot !#ultraviolence !#do not look if you are scared of such things !!
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Thank you @jazzyjesse and everyone who got me to 250 reblogs !!!! I would not be able to help pay rent with these influencer cash dollars I am ear ing from my tumblog !!!
AND tall roommate decided to give me some wet food so I may live through the night !!!!!
yay ! Σ:3 !!!
tall roommate .!
I feel as though it is about quarter past wet food time .! thoughts ?!
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FINE I GUESS if you really really want I can not stop you from LETTING ME STARVE UNTIL I DIE FOREVER !!!!!! it is FINE
tall roommate .!
I feel as though it is about quarter past wet food time .! thoughts ?!
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#no big deal is all !#i will just lie here and make my sad little mrrps so you do not forget me !!!!!!#nobody around here ever does anything for my me !
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tall roommate .!
I feel as though it is about quarter past wet food time .! thoughts ?!
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did you know that some times if you rip a hole in a bag there is catnip toys and rustle noises in there ?! I know that now !
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okay the secret is
eepy !
guess what !
I got a secret !
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guess what !
I got a secret !
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tall roommate ....! please ! some of my food got on the floor when I put it there with my mouth ! without those three bits of kibble I will not survive the winter ! I am left to stare helplessly at my food bowl until you come help by maybe putting a whole third cup of food in there again even though I have had all my dry food for the day !!! help me tall roommate you're my only hope !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#it does not MATTER that i still have much food !#what if you do not come home tomorrow and i starve to death !!!!#some body does not think about all possible eventualities !#better give me all the food forever just in case !
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last night tall roommate stayed on the couch all night so I could keep sleeping in his arm pit ! he said I was a "weird little freak" and "all his bones hurt" which I think is his way of saying he loves me so so much !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#nap time !#he did say i was not allowed to lick the fur under his arm !#which is unfair i think because why have fur if you can not lick it !#but still we are friends despite that !#diversity win !
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the ribbon is no mousie ! But it is pretty good still ! as you can see I am very good at active playing time !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#play time !#also i am going to beat allegations !#tall roommate says i am a Homer phone because i only like playing with the rainbow and the trans pride ribbon toys !#dumbass i can not see colours it is not my fault !!!!
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HELLO IT IS ME PUT THEM FUNKEN PHONE AWAY I SWEARS TO GOD !!!!!!!!!!!! GET BLEPPED IDIOT !!!!!!
hey tall roommate get off your fucken phone it is cuddle and brushies and treats time !
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hey ! dude ! I am trying to cuddle here ! it is important !
hey tall roommate get off your fucken phone it is cuddle and brushies and treats time !
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hey tall roommate get off your fucken phone it is cuddle and brushies and treats time !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#tall roommate#look at this freak !#the kids today do not want to cuddle me any more !#millenniums are always on their phones !
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50 posts ! wow I really got good at blogging super quick huh ! does any body want me to do a sponsor shipping like for wet foot or my favorite mousie ?! I would like to be rich !!!!
look at my shape advert tisers ! you could put ads on this !!!
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good night every one ! I know I will sleep well since tall roommate is here and is going to sit on the couch and scratch my fluffy belly probably forever !
fumken paparazzi lil bitch get back to it !
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this guy came home and sat down like an idiot and got CAUGHT by my MIGHTY WEIGHT ! get fucken cuddled dumb ass !
and check these fucken peets ! impeccable !
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#tall roommate#finally the big guy makes his him useful !#as a little mattress for my nap times !#now all we need is for you to get me my wet food and also not get up is that so difficult ?!?!
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