toasterdestroyer
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me and who,,,, :(
#natm#natm fanart#natm jedediah#night at the museum#natm octavius#natm jedtavius#I LOVE SOME GOOD JEDTAVIUS CONTENT <3
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draw this please i would die to see this as a comic
Ok but just imagine for a sec;
Jed puts his hat on Octavius because he’s talking to Lancelot and Jed is still very protective/jealous abt that and in ACTUAL cowboy culture, putting your cowboy hat on someone essentially means that they’re yours. Not in an “i own you” way but in a “they’re mine/off limits” way. It means you mean a whole lot to them and also that everyone else needs to keep their hands off and their eyes away cause they are yours
like lowkey, its essentially claiming them as your spark publically, and is lowkey a pretty romantic thing to do especially if the recipient knowns the real meaning
however, internet culture only knows one of the very minor options of what it means (as in it rarely means this) which is the “save a horse, ride a cowboy” meaning
So Nicky sees Jed plop his hat on Octavius’s head and he is just flabbergasted
because holy shit Jed that is not appropriate
So Nick takes Jed aside and is like
“Dude you can’t do that”
“Do what?”
“Look, I know about the cowboy hat rule, and it’s cool if you wanna do that, but you can just say you want to go and do that in front of everybody like that, especially if Octavius is in mid-conversation”
And Jed just looks at Nick so confused because what the fuck is he talking about so eventually he winds up asking
“ok, Nick, wait a sec, …what do you think the cowboy hat rule is?”
“You know… ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’…?”
“…EW NO NICK NO”
“No?”
“NO THAT AIN’T WHAT THAT MEANS AT ALL”
“Wait really?”
“YES! Ok, only on the rarest RAREST of occasions does it ever mean that! Where did you even learn that!?”
“The internet!- oh I see my mistake now.”
Idk that idea is just funny to me
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Sir lancelot my beloved
#natm#natm lancelot#hes so silly#he is slaying#both in the slay kween way and in the slaying a dragon way
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literally me but jed-
sometimes you just gotta draw octavius. a lot.
#natm#night at the museum#i have 3 pages in my sketchbook filled with tiny little doodles of jed and oct#in one of the doodles they may or may not be singing beyonce...#natm jedediah
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)
My cats, my school friends, drawing, crafting, and yall being nice :)
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NAHHH 💀💀💀
okay look, Butler is one of my favorite af characters and i love his dynamic with Artemis with them being friends but Artemis also being his ward, but why does he look like that in the graphic novels- not that the art is bad, but just eugh??? like, what???
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i am Toaster god of oh wait im writing this on pc and dont have autofill
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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the sillies are here
the goobers shall be drawn soon :3
#natm fanart#natm#dont ask about the mudge the doodle was too ugly to live#i have no idea why theres a blue dot on lancelot#the dot isnt on the physical page sooo#we dont talk about their hands lol#creature#natm jedtavius#natm jedediah#jedediah and octavius#night at the museum jedediah#natm octavius#jedediah smith#gaius octavius
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the goobers shall be drawn soon :3
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swim lil fishy
Hey now that everyone is willing to reblog my posts... How far can this lil fishy go?
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yk when you burn your finger with hot glue and you can feel every single nerve go
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and it hurts but is also utterly fascinating or is that just my neurodivergence speaking
#nuerodivergent bitch#ive burned my pointer and thumbs so many times i stopped getting blisters when i burn them#please help#why am i like this
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• he has no hair routine yet perfect hair
JASON GRACE HEADCANON CANONS
he's best boy
he's sweet boy
he's caring boy
he's loving boy
he selfless boy
#i would regularly eat grass and fall leaves as a kid#jason would eat dirt#i am so stupid#pjo hoo#pjo#best boy#slay baddie slay
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accurate
She Beetlejuice on my beetlejuice till I beetlejuice
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okay look, Butler is one of my favorite af characters and i love his dynamic with Artemis with them being friends but Artemis also being his ward, but why does he look like that in the graphic novels- not that the art is bad, but just eugh??? like, what???
#fowldom#artemis fowl#domovoi butler#they always have at least one character the do super dirty in the graphic novels#like 💀💀💀
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Lancelot :3
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